Awesome Stoner Quotes

[mean mr.mustard]

Ooooh wait... it IS a fucking toothpick!!

 

[pearlemae]

Huh!

 

[Jdizzel]

hey, my name skip???

 

[i grow]

God made weed not speed

 

[i grow]

Roll roll roll a joint pass it down the line take a toke hold the smoke blow your f%#$#@@& mind

 

[nvthis]

Roll, roll, roll a joint

Twist it at the end

Spark it up and take a puff and..

Pass it to a friend..

 

[trichosaurus]

What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

[cody2white]

Jp how much does clothes cost in the matrix.

Never throw a bong kid

 

[German Shepherd]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, everyone shut up....... I can hear my heart beating.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

You're covered in a fine layer of fuzz.

Homer Simpson

 

[weedies]

You mean we are smoking dog shit?

 

[OjoRojo420]

I'm hella blazed!!!

 

[mean mr.mustard]

They call em fingers... but I've never seen em fing...

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you're a grower when you're willing
to risk your freedom for the belief in your ideals.
~S4L~

You know you're stoner if you can't remember the
last time you actually put a sandwich in a baggie.....
~S4L~

 

[motaloca]

Life's a bitch and then you die
that's why we get high
cause you'll never know
when you got to go.

gravediggaz

 

[Haps]

unfuckingbelievable - and - absofuckinglutely!

 

[Dethclock]

"Higher than a cats' ass!"

 

[Scottyboycx]

yea man!
mchd nsht nbvhd ghkhidhde <---translated "get me a drink my mouths dry as a nun's ****"

 

[Dreamz_Of_Green]

u flop ur cock into a lions mouth u better pray he has no teeth.....

 

[weedies]

turn on, tune in and drop out