Awesome Stoner Quotes

[billy_big_bud!]

from that dave chapelle movie..."gotta have chocolate!"

 

[Phedrosbenny]

"You cant polish a turd".

 

[weedies]

"Dave's Not Here!"

This was the first thing I thought of when I seen this thread. You beat me to it.

 

[vta]

"What was I talking about?"

This has got to be the King of all stoner quotes.

 

[SOTF420]

Wait, what were we talking about?

 

[superbolan]

abba zabba I love you

 

[pine boy]

" No,rooting hormone does not go with french fries"
P.B. to self an hour or so ago

 

[friscofrqancis]

"Man the stop sign is taking along time to change green."

 

[feral]

"huh?"

 

[feral]

" where's the poker? bong's clogged"
and if you were around in the the '70's.
"fuckin' seeds"

 

[Dethclock]

(H)'ERE!-tryin' to get someones' attention when you pass them the joint,all the while tryin' NOT to exhale but smoke is pouring out of your mouth!

 

[HybridHydro]

Cheech: Wow! man! That was the best shit I ever smoked, what was that shit man??

Chong - Dogshit....

 

[10k]

"the dude abides"

 

[foo_bird]

"High class living in a low class world
plastic cars and plastic girls
can't understand so I just don't try
sometimes it helps if I'm a little bit HIGH"

 

[Reverend Mojo]

"Toke now! Talk Later."

 

[feral]

(H)'ERE!-tryin' to get someones' attention when you pass them the joint,all the while tryin' NOT to exhale but smoke is pouring out of your mouth!

so true

 

[dest]

"I was higher than martian fart." Devin the dude

"Instead of worrying about who that bitch fucking
why don' you get you some money" Wiz Khalifa

 

[CrumpleZone]

That incense isn't fooling anyone.

 

[OjoRojo420]

"Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you..."

 

[Snypette]

Puff Puff Pass