A Guide to Fishsticks

[Bud Green]

So the puppy thought she wanted to play and bit down on my thumb with the pointy sharp puppy teeth. Well the jokes was on her when her tooth got stuck in a callus and she could get it out.

I damn sure remember what that was like...At the top of my palm, below the base of each finger, the calluses got so thick that they would start hurting if I bumped 'em the wrong way...

I used to sterilize a utility knife blade, and slice the top 1/8 inch thick of them off, every month or so....

Girls usta dig a rugged man's hands... and they'd tell me so....

 

[unclefishstick]

I damn sure remember what that was like...At the top of my palm, below the base of each finger, the calluses got so thick that they would start hurting if I bumped 'em the wrong way...

I used to sterilize a utility knife blade, and slice the top 1/8 inch thick of them off, every month or so....

Girls usta dig a rugged man's hands... and they'd tell me so....

luckily you got married and didn't have to spank the monkey so often you got calluses!

 

[Bud Green]

It's when I usta spank the monkey, that I realized that I shoulda gotten a chef's job and the soft man-hands that go with it....

 

[Akss]

Shit i i almost just snapped a tooth on one of these..every once in a while theres

a hard ass one in there.

 

[unclefishstick]

It's when I usta spank the monkey, that I realized that I shoulda gotten a chef's job and the soft man-hands that go with it....

i must have had the wrong kind of chef jobs,my hands were callused from being burned constantly and using a knife for hours every day...the alaska jobs were even worse...add in moving 3000lbs of cargo a week,all the boat stuff and other odd jobs...but that was a fairly non-tradition restaurant situation

 

[unclefishstick]

Shit i i almost just snapped a tooth on one of these..every once in a while theres a hard ass one in there.

chicharones!

 

[Bud Green]

i must have had the wrong kind of chef jobs,my hands were callused from being burned constantly and using a knife for hours every day...the alaska jobs were even worse...add in moving 3000lbs of cargo a week,all the boat stuff and other odd jobs...but that was a fairly non-tradition restaurant situation

I am sooooo fuckin' with you man!

I've been good friends with 3 or 4 chefs and cooks in my life.and their hands were almost as callused as a freakin' carpenter's!

For the first 5 minutes, my comment said "office workers" hands... Then I edited it to "chef's hands" to see if I could get a rise outta you...

 

[unclefishstick]

I am sooooo fuckin' with you man!

I've been good friends with 3 or 4 chefs and cooks in my life.and their hands were almost as callused as a freakin' carpenter's!

when you think about it everything you're working with is either hot,sharp,or happy to mutilate you if you don't use it right...plus line cooking is like doing low impact aerobics in a sauna while people yell at you

 

[Bud Green]

Yeah, carpentry work was almost the same except only the boss could yell at me! I'd bean the rest of 'em with a 2 X 4 if they did....

 

[Ichabod Crane]

I am sooooo fuckin' with you man!

to see if I could get a rise outta you...

This sounds sexual to me.

 

[unclefishstick]

This sounds sexual to me.

so says the puppy nibbles fetishist

 

[Ichabod Crane]

so says the puppy nibbles fetishist

It is not a fetish. It is like when fished are used to nibble your feet for exfoliating.

 

[unclefishstick]

 

[OrgAeroMan]

If you timed it just right, you could injure two politicians at a time on that slide, and they have the softest hands of all!

 

[unclefishstick]

mornin campers...off to do laundry in a bit,then back for some more exciting trim work...got another harvest coming tomorrow already...and it looks like we might crack 100 next week...good times...
and i should have all the shimano drivetrain parts in on monday...only 6 more weeks until i get the friggin hubs!

 

[Akss]

Still a little to sticky..

 

[bugman52]

its starting to get hot an humid here

 

[unclefishstick]

drier than mummy popcorn farts here

 

[Ichabod Crane]

90 here right now. But the humidity has fallen to 37 so not super horrible.

 

[unclefishstick]

95 and 13% rH here...had to put a jacket on...a firemans jacket to avoid catching fire outside!