we got a new cell tower...yeehaw .. coverage improved a lot..
If you gotta wait 30 to 45 minutes for 911
You know you live in the country if.......
You spend more money on mousetraps, for your shop and out-buildings,
than you would have spent on vet bills and pet food, if you just got a cat...
...along with playing HS football with 'em.You know you live in the country if.......
You know the first names of half of the local cops,
not because they busted you for weed; but because half of them
smoked weed with you back when you were in high school..