A Guide to Fishsticks

Lester Beans · Mar 17, 2020

Out for a morning walk and the huge herd of deer, that live on my property and around it, were all in the back yard. They don't mind me as they know they are safe. I can almost walk up and pet them. I told them if this Corona deal gets worse we ain't buddies no more, in my best hillbilly tongue lol they didn't look concerned.

I have a friend who eats several triple baconator in a sitting. He will be all over that 4 patty death burger. Needless to say he weighs nearly 300 lbs and has heart troubles. Of course he feels the drs are all about the money and nothing is wrong with him. And he gets 100 Dolla taco Bell gift card for Xmas. Unreal. I have tried to help him but he considers weight to be a measurement of manhood. Sweet guy but wow all his dogs aren't barking.

So according to Mcd nutrient calculator a 4 patty big Mac, large fries, large coke is..

1500 calories
66 grams of fat
An eye popping 192 grams of carbs!?!
44 grams of protein

This shouldn't even be legal. By Uncs math that is 45 MILES OF RIDING TO BURN OFF!!?! Holy shit!!

Ichabod Crane · Mar 17, 2020

Holy cow that is a lot of carbs.

h.h. · Mar 17, 2020

Back neighbor breeds black angus. Side neighbor has 8-9 horses.

Wonder if they have night scopes?

Wonder if hanging rustlers is still a thing?

unregistered190 · Mar 17, 2020

OrgAeroMan · Mar 17, 2020

Unc, grab the berry smashing shellilagh! There be a leprechaun afoot!

OrgAeroMan · Mar 17, 2020

He's always after our lucky farms!

Bud Green · Mar 17, 2020

Guarding the toilet paper and preventing chaos and mayhem....

I'm not really sure where this picture was taken recently,but to me it means that there's 3 less cops out there looking for my stash... :dance013:

And that's always a good thing in my book!

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Lester Beans · Mar 17, 2020

How amazing is that? The food is not guarded but the toilet paper is??

People have lost their minds.
I'm thinking of opening my produce stand and selling Oak leaves...

Although I just realized I'm out of coffee. Now that's a freaking emergency dammit!

big315smooth · Mar 17, 2020

i scored a sheet of that illegal smile. figured lockdown i get bored will get spun out wander the family farm

Ichabod Crane · Mar 17, 2020

Someone beat up a clerk here because they would only let them have one package of toilet paper.

h.h. · Mar 17, 2020

We should be thanking all the store help. They’re the front line, exposed to all of it.

OrgAeroMan · Mar 17, 2020

50 dead out of 5000 confirmed cases, 1% mortality rate. Not very scary. Pretty sure people are dying at a way faster rate than that naturally, as well as being born. Just another way to get your tax refunds back, using scare tactics to force panic buying.

Ichabod Crane · Mar 17, 2020

Shit the grow store owners wife just tested positive for this. And I went there this morning. Haha opps.

moses wellfleet · Mar 17, 2020

OrgAeroMan said:
50 dead out of 5000 confirmed cases, 1% mortality rate. Not very scary. Pretty sure people are dying at a way faster rate than that naturally, as well as being born. Just another way to get your tax refunds back, using scare tactics to force panic buying.

Exactly how many old people die in Italy during any given 3 week period? Can’t help thinking this panic is designed to reboot our minds.

If we at the stage toilet paper is no longer produced that means food will no longer be available either. You will not care about your dirty ass crack by then.

OrgAeroMan · Mar 17, 2020

We are being conditioned to accept martial law. The way people are acting, I could almost see it's usefulness. The real danger is panic itself, and what people do when cornered for the first time ever. Then we get into becoming a "threat" and sanctioning use of deadly force. That's where I draw the line.

CosmicGiggle · Mar 17, 2020

One thing you guys can count on if there's a lockdown, ICMag Forums gonna be rockin! :tiphat:

..... and all Mods on patrol :biggrin:

unclefishstick · Mar 17, 2020

it's all fun and games until we're shooting each other over shit tickets!

OrgAeroMan · Mar 17, 2020

Or attempting to disarm the public... Good luck!

unclefishstick · Mar 17, 2020

mornin campers...

looks like we're going to get rain again...kinda strange to not have had a dust storm or two this spring...not that i'm sad about that,but nothing says spring in the desert like howling winds and a brown dome of dust in the sky!

lots to do in the garden today...got the led room to chop and get reset...have to use some precious bleach so i won't do the usual add until your skin is dissolving strength!

in case anyone was wondering,one cap-full in 5 gallons of water is what you use in restaurants for sanitizing...

off to run some errands and get some miles in...or not if it looks like rain...

Bud Green · Mar 17, 2020

Just a couple pics for OrgAero...

This is a blanket chest I built sometime in the 1990's..
I just needed something to keep extra blankets and comforters in during the summer months...

Nothing fancy, and just built with plain old pine boards, but I wanted you to see an example of hand cut dovetail joints..
This is a far cry from my best work, just a utilitarian chest, but it was handy to get a picture of for you...
There are no screws or nails holding this together except for attaching the hinges and those ugly handles...

Hope this helps a little.. All it takes is patience and practice..and sharp saws and chisels.

PS.. I realize from these pictures how badly this piece is in need of refinishing...I was in a hurry getting it ready to use...

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