Steven Seagal Lawnman

cyberwax · Apr 16, 2010

Any of you gonna watch this just for kicks or what? One season produced and the next put on hold because: "Steven Seagal Has Strange Sexual Quirk, Ex-Assistant's Lawsuit Alleges"

Steven Seagal Lawman preview here!

On second thought this might be in the wrong thread, quickly someone move it to "found on the net" before karmagirl scans the board.

Stoner4Life · Apr 16, 2010

cyberwax said:
Any of you gonna watch this just for kicks or what? One season produced and the next put on hold because: "Steven Seagal Has Strange Sexual Quirk, Ex-Assistant's Lawsuit Alleges"

Steven Seagal Lawman preview here!

On second thought this might be in the wrong thread, quickly someone move it to "found on the net" before karmagirl scans the board.

it's being canceled because it SUCKED!

ROJO145 · Apr 17, 2010

I still like Seagal tho,he would kick Chucks ass,Bruces ass,Jackies ass,you name em Steve would whoop em!!Combat HapKido RULES!!

FreezerBoy · Apr 17, 2010

Segal couldn't kick his own whimpy ass. Segal refuses to fight. There are maybe a dozen masters who've made the offer. He's been hiding for close to 20 years.

the_red_bull · Apr 17, 2010

ROJO145 said:
I still like Seagal tho,he would kick Chucks ass,Bruces ass,Jackies ass,you name em Steve would whoop em!!Combat HapKido RULES!!

You take that back right the fuck now. Noone can kick ass on Chuck Norris.

ROJO145 · Apr 17, 2010

FreezerBoy said:
Segal couldn't kick his own whimpy ass. Segal refuses to fight. There are maybe a dozen masters who've made the offer. He's been hiding for close to 20 years.

LOL,well hell its easy kickin a 60 yr old mans ass isnt it,lol....masters shmasters,Seagal wins sorry :tiphat:

That is in a fite with 60 yr old men!!

dude06version · Apr 17, 2010

lol my dad told me a story about steven seagal. apparently he use to come into this club pops played at regularly. seagal started heckling and shit saying they sucked. lol my dad was all like fuck you , you suck. then after the show they talked and my dad said he was pretty cool.. it was funny cause i was all like wtf, lol what a random story.

FreezerBoy · Apr 17, 2010

ROJO145 said:
masters shmasters,Seagal wins sorry

If you mean the sorry, whimpy coward who runs away award, you bet. Seagal is the yummybud of martial arts :friends:

armedoldhippy · Apr 17, 2010

FreezerBoy said:
If you mean the sorry, whimpy coward who runs away award, you bet. Seagal is the yummybud of martial arts :friends:

"the yummybud of martial arts" :jump:

thats pretty damn harsh, aint it??? true AND funny, but harsh nonetheless.....

Shanti · Apr 17, 2010

FreezerBoy said:
If you mean the sorry, whimpy coward who runs away award, you bet. Seagal is the yummybud of martial arts :friends:

this fool like to brings everyone down

i think you should just shutup

headband 707 · Apr 17, 2010

cyberwax said:
Any of you gonna watch this just for kicks or what? One season produced and the next put on hold because: "Steven Seagal Has Strange Sexual Quirk, Ex-Assistant's Lawsuit Alleges"

Steven Seagal Lawman preview here!

On second thought this might be in the wrong thread, quickly someone move it to "found on the net" before karmagirl scans the board.

That was the worst show lol I couldn't believe that and yeah it SUCKED LOL LOL LOL :dance013:

bombadil.360 · Apr 17, 2010

the_red_bull said:
You take that back right the fuck now. Noone can kick ass on Chuck Norris.

fucking a man! that's the truth.

chuck norris kicked a rock once, and now it is an asteroid with its own orbit and all, seriously!

Yes4Prop215 · Apr 17, 2010

Seagal may be a dick cop lawman but hes not the yummybud of martial arts by any means...he actually trains in Akido and some other arts and hes pretty good at it.

xmobotx · Apr 17, 2010

^^this

FreezerBoy · Apr 17, 2010

Yes4Prop215 said:
he actually trains in Akido and some other arts and hes pretty good at it.

How would anyone know? He wont fight. He's been running away since he got called out in 92.

Personally, I think Bruce could take Chuck any day but, I'll give Chuck credit for getting in the ring and putting it on the line.

bombadil.360 said:
chuck norris kicked a rock once, and now it is an asteroid with its own orbit and all, seriously!

I thought that's how he created the Milky Way. That the rock broke into a billion pieces that became stars

cocktail frank · Apr 17, 2010

when did he become a landscaper?
"Lawnman"

Mala Tempora · Apr 17, 2010

The one fight I've heard about Steven Seagal getting into ended up with him wetting himself and unconscious. Look up "Gene Lebell". He's the guy that kicked his ass. Steven Seagal is an image, and sucks at actual fighting.

bombadil.360 · Apr 17, 2010

FreezerBoy said:
I thought that's how he created the Milky Way. That the rock broke into a billion pieces that became stars

BAM!!! you just blew my mind away! :biglaugh:

or was it chuck norris? he probably just did a round-kick as I read this and as a consequence my mind was blown away!

impressive guy!

JacuzziSplot · Apr 17, 2010

Man Seagal thinks hes supercop in this show because he is stronger than the hillbilly Chief he works for. Seagal makes everything a competition between them and the Chief has to be pushing 60 years old. I am sure Seagal would be proud if he kicked Norris' ass now.

Open Eyes · Apr 17, 2010

Did Seagal beat up Kelly Le Brock or not is the question! I have heard the rumor that he is a wife beater and if he is then he is plain scum with no morals.

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