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Florida Growers Thread; Reloaded

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Hugh Midity

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sky's the limit brother, sky's the limit. I'm thinking a line of savory scented feminine hygiene products will be the next venture, imagine a bacon cheddar scented douche, maybe even biscuits & gravy.
 

Hugh Midity

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lol, I'm trying to get my corporation on here man. we could even get roscoe's on a deal to put their name & logo on the package, bob evans for the biscuits & gravy and helluvagood for the bacon cheddar. we can't be stopped. who could resist a helluvagood bacon cheddar douche? of course we'll have to run it by my legal and financial advisor morcheeba
 

Hugh Midity

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man I tried to tell the board you were a huge risk but they insisted so the position is yours. we're offering you a package that consists of a bunch of rugged brickweed with long strands of black hair compressed in it at random intervals and a shitload of mcdonald's "50% off a filet of fish value meal" coupons annually. (you can only use 1 coupon per visit on the fish bro). i'll have the contract delivered by courier upon the morrow my good sir

reading back on this, I blame the sex panther.
 

Catatafish

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Feminine odor got you down?

Try our new line of flavored douches to get back that fresh feeling with a touch of something everyone will love. JNow recommended by 9 out 10 doctors, including, Dr. Mantis Tobbogan:

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"When i get done plowing broads with my monster dong, i always recommend a nice squirt of Helluva good bacon and cheddar to get the lady parts back into pristine condition."
 

Catatafish

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Had a casualty tonight while building a stand for my new flood table.....

Miss Bubba Kush #2 was lost during a tragic accident. She was brutally impaled and dismembered by a 2x4 that split her right down the seams as it fell over on to her.

Such a tragic loss at only age 4.5 months. She is survived by her lone sister, Miss Bubba Kush #1.

Family is deeply depressed as they were looking forward to veggin her for another 8 months and flowering her for xmas buds in a 25 gal container in hopes of actually pulling a respectable yield for once.

Services will be held tomorrow night with a closed casket.

Heaven holds the faithful departed.
 

Coba

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lmao @ the bacon flavored douches and other random feminine product ideas...

Catfish..... that sucks. unfortunate for real.
 

Hugh Midity

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that's horrible cat, I've done that before too. falling objects seem to be a leading cause of death for cannabis plants of all ages. and she was so young too. we'll pour out some nutes for your dead homie.
 

FlaDankster

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Damn if shit didn't take a left turn up in here.................weird i tellz ya.


The bacon flavored douche was a bit much.............................one should never have bacon and douches in the same catagory..............we're talkin bacon here for christ sakes!


Keep safe swamp growers.



PS.......keep the bacon outa da douche too!!!!!
 

Hugh Midity

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how could you say that? bacon and ladyparts are 2 of the greatest things ever. a zombie apocalypse ever happens bacon will be currency. you a biscuits and gravy guy then? nothing wrong with that.:biggrin:
 

Catatafish

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I should take a picture tonight as she looks funny, its just a flattened pile of bones. It wasn't like she just lost a branch or two... it literally split her open and broke every branch off right down to the medium, right thru the center of her. Almost cartoon like.
 
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