But then we lined up some hoes and it was on !!
funniest shit, the chick is photoshopped in as a reverse image, those douches are pathetic.
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amazing or unusual 1st date story thread.......
- Thread starter Stoner4Life
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funniest shit, the chick is photoshopped in as a reverse image, those douches are pathetic.
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sweetestsin420
chamba those guys sound like scaredyy cats lol,and the guys that hit you are complete assholes,like who the hell goes around a restaurant hitting random people??lol,i wish some of the guys i know would have been there,or if it was me and you on the date,id have got up and bitch-slapped the crap outta them.....then i woulda picked ur ass up and walk away quickly LOL 
had to bump this one, there's gotta be some new material out there. I've got a few stories to tell yet.
1975 and there was this chick (name forgotten) I met @ the Glen Island Casino beach, she was about 6' tall, blond and beautiful & a really hot bod, she told me that she worked @ the Pelham Manor Theater and when I asked she eagerly gave me her number. We made a date for the next Saturday so it didn't interfere w/her evening job. Hmmmm.......
Stoner4Life said:
I'm gonna have to think about how I'll finish this story, better get me an ice cream and reflect a bit on it, gotta be polite.
Part II ~ continued from above.......
Part II ~ continued from above.......
had me an ice cream and 7 hours to sleep on it.
So! here we go again.
I pick up this chick and she's all over me makin' out. we hit a red light? suddenly there's two tongues in my mouth! We find a parking spot for lunch and she's groping me hard n' workin' my goods.
Each & every time she found an opportunity she was all over me. We were definitely headed to my folks house (empty on a Saturday) for some afternoon delight. We get to my home and as the aggressor she tears the clothes off of me and she gets to work.
This was def my 1st 'Take Charge' kinda gal.
I wanted to reciprocate but her clothes were still mostly on and I wanted to see that 6' body squirming naked under me. off came her shirt, bra & daisy dukes, but... BUT..... BUTT when she dropped her panties the dead fishiest odor emanated from down below!!!
I wanted to gag, to die, to just be anywhere else @ that moment. I had only been intimate with 6 chicks before this and as I recalled none of them were much different from each other and NONE of them came close to what I was confronted with here.
Thinking quickly I glanced @ the alarm clock on my desk and exclaimed "shit my grandpa, I forgot I have to pick him up!" Sweetheart/Nympho that she was she insisted on finishing me off before we cut out of there.
My newest worries were that 1 out of 6 chicks was gonna be the same type, and that the rumors were true, luckily enough that scenario was never repeated in my encounters. over time those rumors proved false.
Part II ~ continued from above.......
had me an ice cream and 7 hours to sleep on it.
So! here we go again.
I pick up this chick and she's all over me makin' out. we hit a red light? suddenly there's two tongues in my mouth! We find a parking spot for lunch and she's groping me hard n' workin' my goods.
Each & every time she found an opportunity she was all over me. We were definitely headed to my folks house (empty on a Saturday) for some afternoon delight. We get to my home and as the aggressor she tears the clothes off of me and she gets to work.
This was def my 1st 'Take Charge' kinda gal.
I wanted to reciprocate but her clothes were still mostly on and I wanted to see that 6' body squirming naked under me. off came her shirt, bra & daisy dukes, but... BUT..... BUTT when she dropped her panties the dead fishiest odor emanated from down below!!!
I wanted to gag, to die, to just be anywhere else @ that moment. I had only been intimate with 6 chicks before this and as I recalled none of them were much different from each other and NONE of them came close to what I was confronted with here.
Thinking quickly I glanced @ the alarm clock on my desk and exclaimed "shit my grandpa, I forgot I have to pick him up!" Sweetheart/Nympho that she was she insisted on finishing me off before we cut out of there.
My newest worries were that 1 out of 6 chicks was gonna be the same type, and that the rumors were true, luckily enough that scenario was never repeated in my encounters. over time those rumors proved false.
being new in town, I would just cruise around and check out the scene in the evenings. Drive by a movie store one night and see this beauty of a lady working there. Tall, mixed brown/blonde hair, hazel eyes, athletic. I drove around for a minute in my crappy ford tempo trying to think of a plan while butteflies accumulated in my stomach. "fuck it", i'm just going in and I'm gonna talk to her". I go in and check out some of the movies and games before going to the counter. Say hi to her and introduce myself, say I'm new in town, don't have a lot of friends yet.." you can hang out with us if you want", she says.
We end up dating a few days later..hung out every night for a few weeks and stargazed, talked, kissed. Once she found out I smoked bud it was over though. Still a pretty good time.
Be 21, driving home from the gym one night when a subaru with 5 girls pulls up next to me and waves me into a parking lot. Get introduced and drive off knowing their names, not thinking much of it. Few days later, after they had figured out where I lived, they send one of the girls to my door to get me and hang out. End up hanging out with them all the time, and one of them reveals she likes me, we eventually end up together for another 3 years
We end up dating a few days later..hung out every night for a few weeks and stargazed, talked, kissed. Once she found out I smoked bud it was over though. Still a pretty good time.
Be 21, driving home from the gym one night when a subaru with 5 girls pulls up next to me and waves me into a parking lot. Get introduced and drive off knowing their names, not thinking much of it. Few days later, after they had figured out where I lived, they send one of the girls to my door to get me and hang out. End up hanging out with them all the time, and one of them reveals she likes me, we eventually end up together for another 3 years
I feel badly writing that and perhaps I should have clarified my thoughts but I'm sure it was either a single matter of hygiene or a medical issue, it was just so shocking to me @ the time. I'm almost certain that at some time I've emitted a pungent effulgence of my own.......
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Chamba
"who the hell goes around a restaurant hitting random people?"
Actually, it was outside in the car park of a big pub just after closing time, but it could of been at a party, on a train at night or if you were just hanging around down by the park at any time
Welcome to teenage suburban Australia in the 70's!
Actually, it was outside in the car park of a big pub just after closing time, but it could of been at a party, on a train at night or if you were just hanging around down by the park at any time
Welcome to teenage suburban Australia in the 70's!
1975, I'm going to school @ Westchester Community College (WCC), majoring in cutting classes and cannabis culture. Suddenly every day this sweet looking blond happens to be in view and seems to be checking me out while I'm hanging in the student lounge area. Always dressed in jeans sneakers and a plain t-shirt she sort of stuck out as a 'plain Jane' imo.
Curiosity & hormones got the best of me and one day I bought a couple of ice cream bars from the vending machine and sat down next to her, we talked for over an hour but she wouldn't commit to a date or give me her phone number. This scene was repeated for several days, me being young dumb and full of 'thoughts' hadn't realized how hard Phyllis had been steering our conversations. As we sat and talked she'd reach over and hold my hand, when we'd part I'd get a nice kiss, we surely shared the same desires.
About a week into this one of her girlfriends (a tough looking cookie) steps up to me one day and says "Phyllis really loves you, she wants to be with you badly but she doesn't have the heart to tell you that she's in jail and is in the study release program here, we all are." Of course it all made sense, plain garb (nothing fancy) allowed for school, never let me walk her to her car (a prison van picked them up) @ days end, her seemingly 'street wise' friends.
I was falling for an inmate of the Bedford Hills Correctional Facility for Women, damn. She was in for cocaine possession, protecting her bf from arrest by taking the bust, she never heard from him again. Phyllis was about 20-25 feet away from me crying as her friend laid the news on me, it hurt to know any relationship we had would be extremely limited but I decided to continue on.
I was blown away, we were never going out out on a date, in a sense we already were dating; physically as far as destinations are concerned WCC was the only place where we could meet, physically as far as sex was concerned was gonna happen in and on school grounds, thankfully we had a huge campus with many acres of forest, ponds and streams, even a couple of old cabins in the woods.
Our 1st date in the woods. Phyllis was starved for affection in a way that would take many years for me to be able realize or assimilate those feelings myself. I was so young I couldn't truly comprehend the loneliness and emotional vacuum of a prisoners life. We spent 3 hours making up for her unfulfilled needs. Several times other students wandered by, this was the 70's though, free love and rebellious spirit meant we'd be mostly ignored although one guy let out a "right on!" when he caught sight of us boinkin' by the stream.
Afterwards we stood naked @ the top of a cliff looking out over a fairly busy roadway and a cemetery beyond, we were standing there for 10 minutes or so before we realized that some guy was eyeballing us from the shoulder of the road directly below us, Phyllis waved and blew him a few kisses as she shook her stuff back n' forth.......
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longearedfriend
what a story s4l
Here's one I'll keep brief. Met this cute chick in a bar (I know, bad trend) and we made a date for the next weekend. She was waiting in front of her apartment building in Yonkers for me and we took off bar hopping for the next several hours.
as I was driving for a living I couldn't get any DWI's and so I didn't indulge but my date (whatshername) drank plenty, the more she drank the hornier she got (not a bad trend) and soon enough we were headed back to her place, but not before picking up a 6 pack of Michelob, her brew of choice.
The next scene(s) are etched in my mind forever.......
She unlocks the door to her place and I'm struck with awe @ the fucking pigsty in front of me, literally dozens of dirty plates, glasses and ashtrays were on every table, counter and floor.
I could hear the cockroaches running, not away from us in fear but towards us in anticipation, very well trained. She pointed to the kitchen & asked me to pop the beer in the freezer for chilling; as I open the freezer door several roaches fall from their lookout atop the fridge, another delegation of roaches were then sent up to meet & greet me, the newest provider.
My stomach is turning, this girl is dirty in the worst possible way, no telling what I'd catch from any intimacy which is NOT gonna happen, 4-5 hours of raging 'anticipation' is now happily a case of severe shrinkage. I turn around to leave the kitchen AND her apartment but there she is, standing in the kitchen doorway buck ass naked, vibrator in hand. This must be the bait she uses to convince guys to stay instead of fleeing, I didn't bite.
I was driving a '72 El Camino @ the time, a real hot rod, I fired it up, brought the revs up to about 4K & dumped the frigging clutch hard, the posi-track tattooing the asphalt for years to come. Whenever I had a friend in my car & we were close to her crib I'd drive by telling them the story & proving to them my hasty exit with tangible evidence of my departure.
oh boy!!! I might have a new entry coming up soon.......
walked into a gas station convenience store up here in MN today & heard a voice from my past in the next aisle, a chick w/a NY accent. I hustled right over and introduced myself and I guessed her accent as being from Yonkers (it was 50/50 Bronx or Yonkers), fucking nailed it, you never forget a Yonkers street accent, just as iconic as the Bronx accent but w/a few slight variations. I lived in Yonkers for years as it offered more affordable rent than other neighborhoods, anyway we're gonna talk tomorrow an make plans for a date.
I'm hoping this will be amazing in a good kinda way
I got a date with this girl in Daytona beach at spring break .me an a few friends were sharing an motel room for hitting it and use of pool and beach access and selling shit as we were locals and didn't want peeps at our pads. well after getting her drunk at froggies and boot hill saloon we picked up a tag along. a chubby cute blond. we went back to party room and me an my date were getting frisky she was stroking it. she wouldn't put out but offered a hand job said she didn't know how to suck it. next thing I know she was pushed away and a chubby blond was going all hoover vacuum on it. she finished the job completely without much mess.best first date ever.. boot hill, come in here an have a seat ,better here than across the street. across the street is a graveyard which I also got laid in . their dead they don't care . yeehaw
I cannot talk her down, she is a sweet woman and a good mother.
Long story shortened, she went shopping at the mall with the father of her child and used her cousin as a diversion, and to hold her overnight bags.
A foot chase ensued. She ran to a bus and fled the country.
Customs detained her for 2 hours for being suspected of being a prostitute. Because she was traveling light and really only brought her day clothes and a sexy dress for our night out.
She's a model, and one of her most prominent features had been airbrushed out of all of her photographs. To be respectful, I won't say what.
I couldn't believe I had never noticed it talking with her via webcam, but looking back, I see how I did.
Because she was detained, all of the eateries in the small resort town were closed.
We had horrible bar food at a tiny disco. I paid $140 for the hotel room, after driving the entire town, because it was fully booked and sold out for the weekend.
She wanted to produce a child on the first date. And told me how many dates it took to create her first child.
I was going to drive to a random city to escape my job and stress, but instead, decided to do this date after being chased by a few women, she seemed like she might really love me. A chance at true love.
It just didn't work out. I was cruel to her and I regret that. She is a lovely woman with two nice children. Somewhere in my heart and soul I do wish her the best.
Of the other women, my true loves did stick around. Through time, caring, patience and understanding I came to find out the two women who truly love me.
Long story shortened, she went shopping at the mall with the father of her child and used her cousin as a diversion, and to hold her overnight bags.
A foot chase ensued. She ran to a bus and fled the country.
Customs detained her for 2 hours for being suspected of being a prostitute. Because she was traveling light and really only brought her day clothes and a sexy dress for our night out.
She's a model, and one of her most prominent features had been airbrushed out of all of her photographs. To be respectful, I won't say what.
I couldn't believe I had never noticed it talking with her via webcam, but looking back, I see how I did.
Because she was detained, all of the eateries in the small resort town were closed.
We had horrible bar food at a tiny disco. I paid $140 for the hotel room, after driving the entire town, because it was fully booked and sold out for the weekend.
She wanted to produce a child on the first date. And told me how many dates it took to create her first child.
I was going to drive to a random city to escape my job and stress, but instead, decided to do this date after being chased by a few women, she seemed like she might really love me. A chance at true love.
It just didn't work out. I was cruel to her and I regret that. She is a lovely woman with two nice children. Somewhere in my heart and soul I do wish her the best.
Of the other women, my true loves did stick around. Through time, caring, patience and understanding I came to find out the two women who truly love me.
Good stories S4L. I like a good story.
Man Cravenmore, those guys have a special ring in hell set aside.
Man Cravenmore, those guys have a special ring in hell set aside.
fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round. get on your backs an ride . yeehaw
Lets see if I can keep this short.
Its my 39th. My sister and her husband invite me to go out for drinks. We're having a good enough time. My sis used to be a 'dancer' so I ask "When are the strippers getting here?"
She jumps on her cell and after a few minutes, "No strippers. Its Sunday night and no one wants to come out."
Another drink and she says she'll try 1 more time. "My friend says happy b-day and to show you this." Bam! Pic of a beautiful round booty. I tell her to tell her to send more. She does and she does.
After awhile the pics start coming in on my phone. Goes on all night and I go to bed with a smile.
Next morning, more pics! And everyday after that for 2 weeks. She finally says she'll meet me after getting settled into her new place. A couple more weeks of pics and Im thinking - shes a tease, ill never meet her.
This is getting long, meh...
One day she calls and asks if I can meet her now. I get off work in 2 hours and shes down. Im dirty, sweaty, haven't shaved for days. But Im there.
A couple of semi uncomfortable hours pass and she jumps me! Kissing me, pulling my clothes off, continues 'kissing' me 'deeply' Before I know it, Im 'there' and we're both getting sweaty. I explode with a "Youre so-o-o-o hot!" (Gahh! 
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Now shes my fiancé.
My sis was upset because she was hoping to share her with her husband. Ya, I c*ckblocked my sister.
Its my 39th. My sister and her husband invite me to go out for drinks. We're having a good enough time. My sis used to be a 'dancer' so I ask "When are the strippers getting here?"
She jumps on her cell and after a few minutes, "No strippers. Its Sunday night and no one wants to come out."
Another drink and she says she'll try 1 more time. "My friend says happy b-day and to show you this." Bam! Pic of a beautiful round booty. I tell her to tell her to send more. She does and she does
.After awhile the pics start coming in on my phone. Goes on all night and I go to bed with a smile.
Next morning, more pics! And everyday after that for 2 weeks. She finally says she'll meet me after getting settled into her new place. A couple more weeks of pics and Im thinking - shes a tease, ill never meet her.
This is getting long, meh...
One day she calls and asks if I can meet her now. I get off work in 2 hours and shes down. Im dirty, sweaty, haven't shaved for days. But Im there.
A couple of semi uncomfortable hours pass and she jumps me! Kissing me, pulling my clothes off, continues 'kissing' me 'deeply'
Before I know it, Im 'there' and we're both getting sweaty. I explode with a "Youre so-o-o-o hot!" (Gahh! )Now shes my fiancé.
My sis was upset because she was hoping to share her with her husband. Ya, I c*ckblocked my sister.
One day she calls and asks if I can meet her now. I get off work in 2 hours and shes down. Im dirty, sweaty, haven't shaved for days. But Im there.
A couple of semi uncomfortable hours pass and she jumps me! Kissing me, pulling my clothes off, continues 'kissing' me 'deeply'
no biggie wildgrow, can't tell ya how many babes I've hadda story up with like that "You're so-o-o-o hot!" line, I can't remember exactly what I've uttered in those desperate moments, but they all end with a ugh or ugh-ugh or three.......
two polls going: who has been with a hooker? who has been with two at a time? got me on both. does the hooker thing count if I did not have to pay? yes, I knew she was a hooker while we were dating... even hookers have social lives, strained as they might be. two at a time is not as exciting as you might imagine if they are not into each other as well...
even hookers have social lives, strained as they might be. two at a time is not as exciting as you might imagine if they are not into each other as well...
