Mega Millions $500,000,000 next drawing

[greenmatter]

looks like i can't tell my boss to go fuck himself ........... i talk to myself too much anyway

 

[krunchbubble]

ha ha loser...

can't lose if u don't play

loser?

only loser i know gets drunk and beats his younger wife, while wondering if they should cut there nappy hair for an inheritance...

 

[NOKUY]

loser?

only loser i know gets drunk and beats his younger wife, while wondering if they should cut there nappy hair for an inheritance...

lol...your fooled.

sooooo..easy.

how hard is it to hide crops from dumb stoners.

leo....even easier...

i grow carrots, listen to b. marley, kiss buddah ass, own prop. in alaska and colorado mtns. , and drink st ides.....any other stupid questions???

 

[HempKat]

Well I had been up all night working on harvest so I went to bed early yesterday afternoon. When I woke the lottery had been played. So I get on my computer and there's this headline "Official: Winning Mega Millions Ticket Sold" the story went on to say "A lottery official confirmed to the AP that a winning ticket worth $640 million was sold in Maryland." I was like whoa, could it be? I bought my ticket in Maryland? So with nervous anticipation I go get my ticket and then go to the lottery site to look up the winning numbers and...... my usual non luck prevailed, I had played 4 times, 2 Quick picks and 2 sets of numbers with personal significance to me and my wife and only managed to match 1 number out of those 4 chances. I mean it's just so me to not only not win but I can't even get lucky enough to get one of the token prizes. Ah well maybe next time the pot gets that large? Although according to a piece they did on CNN the odds of the pot ever getting this large are such that it should only happen once every 200 years or so.

 

[greenmatter]

the odds off justin bieber and kim kardashian being born in the same century are slim too, but kanye west still happened

now i know why i hated math

 

[Hubbleman]

3 people won

 

[Anti]

The odds of a golf ball hitting any one blade of grass on a golf course are astronomical, but it happens every day.

 

[bobcat1963]

Here we go again....tonights Powerball is at least $600,000,000.Good luck to all that played.

 

[STUNKY]

Bingo.. I wish

 

[bobcat1963]

I won two bucks.....

 

[Mrs.Babba]

wooo hooo bobcat, dont spend that all at once!! lol

 

[k-s-p]

I got a quick pick ticket, the first four damn numbers were sequential. Saw that and knew I had no chance at all.

 

[mrcreosote]

$500,000,000!

If I won that I'd shit so hard my guts would be on the floor and I'd die.

No thanks.

 

[STUNKY]

Then I'd grab ur ticket..lol Jk.
Probley be best for u not to win then ..

 

[BenAwhile]

I'm waiting on my winning numbers. Any day now

 

[MIway]

I got a quick pick ticket, the first four damn numbers were sequential. Saw that and knew I had no chance at all.

the 'pros' will tell ya picking like that is 'smart' as should u actually have the 'winners' no one else likely will (pick sequenti the like) so u wont have to split and it is all urs... lol, love it when the news puts a 'lotto expert' on tv ;-)

we just need 1million of us to coordinate &o buy 150 tickets, or something to that effect, and get every number combo possible, but have yo pick the proper jackpot size, then we would each get a couple of bucks a piece, afyer taxes... with all thr contracts in place! lol, lotto

but hey, better to be lucky than good, any day of the week, twice on sundays ;-)

 

[Midnight Tokar]

I got a quick pick ticket, the first four damn numbers were sequential. Saw that and knew I had no chance at all.

All the numbers are good numbers.................................
until after the drawing.

 

[k-s-p]

I'm waiting on my winning numbers. Any day now

Yeah, I keep trying to go all Edgar Cayce on this shit, but I just fall asleep and dream about titties.