Clever way to ditch all my bud in an emergency.

[OhighO]

Kmk and hammer are correct the cops go from your yard to your house in about 15 seconds. I wouldn't want to be fiddling around with shit when they get there cause they will shoot you.

 

[wantaknow]

a weather ballon are cheap on line ,and they have smaller ones about the size of a kitchen table,good luck

 

[paper thorn]

a deep hole tapered just enough so after you dump in your bud, you roll a black bowling ball in it and it lodges well below arms reach, plugging the hole, kick in some dirt.

 

[FreedomFightr]

do a magic trick like David Copperfield or David Blane. Make that shit disappear. If they can make a Jet disappear u can learn how to make a few P's vanish.

 

[resinryder]

If they come you won't have time to do anything but say SHIT!!!! They will be outside every door and window. No fun. No fuckin fun at all!!

 

[+Vibes]

1 convert everything to hash
2 make a bunch of thermite. thermite burns at 2500 C
3 make/buy magnesium-ignition kill switch for thermite
4 store your hash and thermite+switch together, but make sure not to mix them up! smoking thermite probably isn't good for you.
5 you will have to always be near the switch and will most likely be shot at if the pigs see the thermite go off (remote switch?)
good luck

 

[Easy7]

Garbage disposal!

 

[joe guy]

Well if you didnt tell anyone like rule number one states tell noone.. Then ur safe if people know that ur worried about u should have refferd to rule number one... Other than that the ballons tied to a bait feeder fishing reel and few thousand feet like mine take and waa bam ur herb is higher than itll get u and since there is no equipment there ur golden and in the event u dont get busted u can retrive it when the narks leave just go doe doe fishin and reel in the best and biggeat one pounder ull ever pull in

 

[FirstTracks]

lets see.. first off.. if this is ur first time drying in the area.. and ur using something to cover up the smell. ur just paranoid... not to mention.. y not rent a hotel.. or motel for a couple weeks.. bring a can fan.. and a carbon filter with u .. and put it in the bathroom.. and relax and not worry about your property!? or stop being paranoid.. keep the smell down . dont act suspiscous and ull be ok man

I can't tell if this bad advice was given as a joke or honestly trying to be helpful.

What are you gonna do? pay off the cleaners to not come in your room? (you do that and they'll be sure to watch for you to leave and snoop for anything valuable). Pray the smell doesn't leak through all the connected ventilation and paper thin walls?

And drying with odor control is paranoid??? since when has being 'remotely intelligent' qualified as paranoid.


If you're in a rural area, and you somehow think you'll have time to do anything at all, dig a nice pit and cover it so it doesn't fill with water. Don't put it near your house.

Garbage disposal won't do shit. you'll clog it up after your first 1/2 pack there'll be trichs stuck all over the blades=evidence of trying to destroy evidence.

Toilet is just as dumb, if they really want you they'll pump your system.

The balloon idea actually might not be bad, but good luck not having them see that come up.


Switch your drying location to something not in your name, and make sure not to tell anyone this time so your possible snitch won't have a chance to get word about it unless you tell him.

 

[lil skunk baby]

Out of all the raids I have personally been in, and the many I have talked with friends who have been through...none have had more than 15 or 20 seconds to do anything...mostly just the sound of the door being kicked in--
It is not like they will call you, and say, "We will be there in 5 minutes!!"
They will sneak up, and come crashing in-- Very, very seldom will you have a minute or 2 to get rid of stuff--
Sorry to be a bummer...just being real--

kmk420kali @ hammerhead....ur putting the fear in , for real. I would like to hear more from folks who have actually experienced a raid or have 1st hand knowledge. Is there a thread on here with bust stories?

 

[TribalSeeds]

Just make the best of it while you got it good because when the shit goes down, you better be ready

 

[lil skunk baby]

Just make the best of it while you got it good because when the shit goes down, you better be ready

I KNOW IVE GOTTA BE CAREFUL. I'm a girl and I've been sheltered my whole life.I don't imagine girls fare well in these circumstances. I would take a bullet before going to jail. Thanks to resinryder,ohigho,tribal,first tracks, joe guyy, and everyone else for being real about it.

 

[Treetroit City]

For real, in a raid you will have a gun to head in 20 seconds. Been there, done that.

 

[hektic54]

Regardless of WHAT you do, as long as your buds are on your property, you are taking a risk. So, if risk is not an option, don't dry your buds on your property. Period.

Risk is something every cannabis cultivator must come to grips with, as it is still a controlled substance as far as the feds are concerned. The ONLY way to eliminate the risk is to avoid the cannabis, however, that's not practical, so the focus becomes risk reduction, rather than elimination.

Do what you can to reduce the risk, and you'll be fine. There's a lot of truth in the security mantra that goes:

NO tell........
NO smell.............
NO sell...............

Abide by those 3 alone and your chances of getting nicked decrease substantially.

Luck to you.

Take care of the smell and you will sleep better.

OR, start dating a girl that works in the LEO who will give you the drop on things like that. Works in small towns. You know who's getting busted for what and who is snitching on who, valuable information. I am half joking, but it happens.

But really. I had friends pull up and tell me they could smell my op back in the day. I was oblivious because I was living in it and could not tell I was living in stank. ALWAYS over filter. If it smells, you will NOT be the first one to know.

 

[BluEyeDevil]

If you have access to a flame thrower you should be fine.
Other then that I can't really think of a way to get rid of a harvest..hanging in a spare bedroom...or whatever.
You shouldn't have to worry about that though..unless you've said something to someone.

 

[Malibu Barbie]

if everything is already boxed-up just call the local Goodwill store. They'll be there in a New York minute...

 

[lil skunk baby]

If you have access to a flame thrower you should be fine.
Other then that I can't really think of a way to get rid of a harvest..hanging in a spare bedroom...or whatever.
You shouldn't have to worry about that though..unless you've said something to someone.

Have not told a single soul...so no one "knows".....however i think some people may suspect

Surely,Most folks on here have some kind of exit strategy?

 

[hektic54]

Have good judgement. Don't get greedy. If you are not comfortable doing whatever it is you are doing. Don't do it. Live to fight another day. Retreat is not defeat.

There is no James Bond 007 magical get rid of weed contraption that Q can bust out. Just be smart and proactive. No offense, but it sounds like you are so bored waiting for harvest you are dreaming up scenarios to stimulate yourself.

 

[lil skunk baby]

No offense, but it sounds like you are so bored waiting for harvest you are dreaming up scenarios to stimulate yourself.

I must confess, I AM a lil antsy waiting to chop

 

[Hank Hemp]

Put the bong down

Put the bong down

mcfly420........you are just awesome

if it happens at night , they won't even see the ballons fly away!
if it happens at day, they can't hardly fly after them
only bad , if it's raining , cuz balloons won't fly

Sweet jesus, your one toke over the line. Ballons?? really???