How to treat dick burns..

[Chamba]

and I guess it goes without saying that shaving your pubes while drunk with a cut throat razor is an exceptionally bad idea too

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Smoking on the throne can be dangerous.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

until is sticks to the ice tray

 

[Anti]

>>>>>quote edited as the op was deleted, way over the top...gm>>>>>>>>>>

I think FreezerBoy might have something to say about that!

 

[TLoft13]

Next Thread. How to treat dick freezer burns...
And then? Anybody got caught up in an ventilator already?

 

[greenmatter]

until is sticks to the ice tray

i am old enough to remember the old aluminum ice cube trays with the metal lever in them to break the cubes out ...... which actually makes that visual even worse

NOTE TO SELF : keep the sweaty stuff out of the Frigidaire

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I hated those mother fuckers. Whoever invented that shit was surely a sadist.

If you can remember the old trays, I bet you remember the refrigerators you had to manually defrost? lol.

 

[elmanito]

You're lucky you didn't use plasma light, but ever heard of Aloe vera gel.Most of the time the genitals are having more pigments than the rest of the body, unless you've vitiligo.Rub yourself next time with shea butter, afterwards you can scretch it from your body to make a medicinal cannabinoid cream like in the old days.

Namaste

 

[trichrider]

LMAO... CFLs

 

[sso]

oh, im just (unfortunetly) picturing him naked, walking with his dick first into cfls..

and then walking straight to the computer to write about it

 

[DJXXPLATINUM]

I THOUGH I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING ON HERE....LOL DJ

 

[delta9nxs]

hello, 911? yes, it's quagmire again, no, not the window, this time it's a light bulb.

 

[Homer J Pimpin]

Dick Burns ?

Dick Burns ?

or

or




























wait for it...........

 

[Danks2005]

That^^^^is hilarious!

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

All I have to say is, Cyrus, thank you for not posting pics.......never thought I would say that on this web sight, but alas, a dick burn thread.

 

[greenmatter]

All I have to say is, Cyrus, thank you for not posting pics.......never thought I would say that on this web sight, but alas, a dick burn thread.

if he toasted his junk on a CFL he would probably be doing macro shots

 

[darkside420]

A little hunny, and bantha milk should do the trick.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

burns suck. they are one of the worst injuries you can deal with. I actually think a thread warning people about burns is a great things to have even if it is in the form of a dick burn thread.


how did he get banned already? jesus. lol

 

[Anti]

how did he get banned already? jesus. lol

Probably because out of the 80 threads he posted in 2 days time, THIS ONE is the most useful.

 

[paladin420]

I think the mods just shot down the OP in his new persona..
Not a speedy learner