make a new sign and put it in front yard. write this[my dog can make it to the fence in 3 seconds can you?}
This idea scares the hell out of me. My pit the most lovable dog you would ever meet , went at my drunken brother .It almost got real ugly .
My freinds , & family know that if they get bitten , that they are to lie about it.He only attacks when its called for.
If its at all possible move your dog to a freinds.
The thief may have stolen the vehicle the keys belong to. Since you know the "owners" address, why not see if the thief even lives there before deciding on any action.
How did the thief know to hit your place? Not every outbuilding in the country has $2500 in tools. Not likely someone you know since the dog was not a forseen component. But there may be a possum in the woodpile. Don't discuss this incident with any family or friends.
First......remove your DNA from the keys with bleach.
Second........use latex gloves to rub them in the bloodied grass and hang them on a nail outside to dry.
Third.......Using latex gloves place them in a sterile plastic bag.
Fourth........Use another pair of latex gloves and computer print out a note to county sheriff stating you found the keys in a parking lot and was concerned with all the blood stains. Use latex gloves to place plastic bag containg keys into padded envelope. Tape or glue the note to outside of envelope using those latex gloves.
Lastly......Find a sheriff sub station in your county and using those latex gloves, drop it off at the door.
GET RID OF THE SHREDDED CLOTHING BY BURNING.
The sheriff may do what you did and call Sears to get an ID. With the blood and parking lot story, the sheriff may take care of your thief.
Not likely the thief would own up to the attempted robbery even with the injuries. If anyone contacts you regarding this event you will act surprised and fein ignorance.
If it turns out the keys did belong to the thief, you now have his name, address and email. Use every bathroom stall in the county to spread that data around. NOTICE: The person named here is a thief!!
He can also have someone else deal with the culprit at a better time, although I do agree on laying low if he's waiting on his ladies. Keep his stuff it might come useful. He lost his personal freedom & belongings the second he invaded your privacy like that. Lots of useful posts here in this thread.This is a great thread. I agree with some here...
You should just forget about it. If you are growing, than then this is something you do not want to get deeper in. I mean....he got attacked...lost his keys..and had to walk home 5 miles bloody and battered. Plus, he knows you are armed.
Any rational individual would be terrified of going back over there. I think you are safe...and the thief got his. Done.
No need to start a war..or get revenge. He already got his.
if you are a human that normally does not occupy the space the pitbull does ,tread lightly.That's just having dog sense.He did as he was suppose to.
Stranger Danger
Should I have added correctly trained pitbull to my post?
They are,by a large margin, best all around dog.Security,family companion,child safe,lifelong friend.Pound for pound,there is no other
The thief may have stolen the vehicle the keys belong to. Since you know the "owners" address, why not see if the thief even lives there before deciding on any action.
How did the thief know to hit your place? Not every outbuilding in the country has $2500 in tools. Not likely someone you know since the dog was not a forseen component. But there may be a possum in the woodpile. Don't discuss this incident with any family or friends.
First......remove your DNA from the keys with bleach.
Second........use latex gloves to rub them in the bloodied grass and hang them on a nail outside to dry.
Third.......Using latex gloves place them in a sterile plastic bag.
Fourth........Use another pair of latex gloves and computer print out a note to county sheriff stating you found the keys in a parking lot and was concerned with all the blood stains. Use latex gloves to place plastic bag containg keys into padded envelope. Tape or glue the note to outside of envelope using those latex gloves.
Lastly......Find a sheriff sub station in your county and using those latex gloves, drop it off at the door.
GET RID OF THE SHREDDED CLOTHING BY BURNING.
The sheriff may do what you did and call Sears to get an ID. With the blood and parking lot story, the sheriff may take care of your thief.
Not likely the thief would own up to the attempted robbery even with the injuries. If anyone contacts you regarding this event you will act surprised and fein ignorance.
If it turns out the keys did belong to the thief, you now have his name, address and email. Use every bathroom stall in the county to spread that data around. NOTICE: The person named here is a thief!!
and this gets 8 positive feedback points? wtf? I know, stealing is wrong but this was a kid, to think anyone else thinks this is justified let alone celebrating it and gloating that he was bloody is messed up in the head IMO. I find this crazy rabid vigilante attitude quite common these days and it is sickening. Enjoy your blood sport and karma will bite you right back in the ass!I was inside busy at work doing my tax returns. I also own a pitbull, sitting at the kitchen table I heard the dog crying at the door. Not thinking anything of it I opened the door figuring she had to go to the bathroom. The dog bolted out barking like mad running towards the farthest outbuilding.
That’s when the door flew open on the outbuilding and a young kid started sprinting as fast as he could towards the fence line, unfortunately for him he wasn’t fast enough, he stumbled and the dog caught up and took his ass down!
The fucking thief was screaming like a little bitch rolling around on the grass while the dog did work! He was able to regain his footing, now shirtless and pant less and jumped the fence and was gone off into the darkness.
Just for good measure, I grabbed the .380 stepped outside and dumped a clip into the air (I live in the country) then went to investigate, there was blood all over the grass and the kids keychain loaded with keys in the grass next to the blood. I went thru his keys and found a sears reward card…
I politely called sears and informed them I found some keys while walking my dog and would like to return them to the owner… sure enough they gave me his full name, and address lmao. So should I stop by dudes house for another ass whopping, and if so any good ideas lol?
Btw i never thought my dog had that in her. She is great with kids and other dogs, just the sweetest thing. Im still a little shocked, but proud in another way.. geuss her instincts just kicked in.
your joke brings up a valid point, where I am from your dog would be put down and you would have a hell of a lawsuit on your hands!i was just hired by the said defendent.
as his lawyer i must inform you that we will be bringing damages towards you in court.
after your dog bit him, he fell down and now has a huge crack in his ass!
we will see you in civil court