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qwerty

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Cool thread brother!

You go to buy some herb and you are the 8th person in line.

You see a school bus pull up from elementary school and the first kid that gets off lights a blunt instantly. The bus driver doesn't care.
 

mrcreosote

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When the local meth-house blows up but ain't nobody worried...

There's 3 more in the hood.

And BTW: Don't be ragging on Ramen...I eat it because I like it.
A little garlic chile paste and peanut sauce and you got a lazy guy's lunch.
You can toss in a grilled sirloin strip and a salad to give it some legs.
What's not to love?
Fargin buncha snobs...
Betcha got a little whooshie on yer sneakers too...
 

Bunz

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When the local meth-house blows up but ain't nobody worried...

There's 3 more in the hood.

And BTW: Don't be ragging on Ramen...I eat it because I like it.
A little garlic chile paste and peanut sauce and you got a lazy guy's lunch.
You can toss in a grilled sirloin strip and a salad to give it some legs.
What's not to love?
Fargin buncha snobs...
Betcha got a little whooshie on yer sneakers too...

No room for the whoosh on the flip flops............besides Nike's aren't comfortable.

I guess I've just ate WAY TOO MANY packs of Ramen for me to eat them again. Probably 5 lunch and dinners a week when I was in Germany in the service. You'd get ur paycheck, go out and party and 2 days later, you're broke. And we could cook those bitches 5 ways to Sunday too...............:laughing:
 

joe fresh

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i remember back in the day kids were eating ramen noodle dry...take the pack cruch up the noodles and mix spice and shake, then eat it like chips....bad for your health, get bloated stomachs and look like starving african children with huge bloated guts on skinny kids...
 

supermanlives

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When the local meth-house blows up but ain't nobody worried...

There's 3 more in the hood.

And BTW: Don't be ragging on Ramen...I eat it because I like it.
A little garlic chile paste and peanut sauce and you got a lazy guy's lunch.
You can toss in a grilled sirloin strip and a salad to give it some legs.
What's not to love?
Fargin buncha snobs...
Betcha got a little whooshie on yer sneakers too...
no swhooshie BIRKENSTOCK
 

kaotic

We're Appalachian Americans, not hillbillys!
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When the pizza man doesn't deliver there.
When the cable company sends out 6 people to turn off your cable.
When the mail runs every other day.
When you get pulled over in your driveway for being white after dark.
When the gunshots don't bother you anymore.
When the hookers are cops half the time.
When KFC has more business than McDonalds.
When you can't let your kids play at the park cause it's full of thugs playing ball and getting drunk.
When everyone has on a white T hanging to their knees.
When the projects have their own post office, and police station.
When the cops are scared.
 
I gotta throw something in for the repair guy/delivery driver/home nurses etc.....

Some places are safest to go in the early morn because most everyone else is asleep and the buses haven't started to run yet. Knew a home nurse who only did morning therapy and always took her future husband the off duty policeman with her.

There are service calls I've been on late when the best U can hope for is to get done before it gets dark. Got pulled in the service truck over a light issue once. Cop only wanted my driver id. He wanted to leave to. Got the infamous white guy in the ghetto line too "I'm guessing you're lost." He was right......He even followed my U-Turn in the street as we left. For a few minutes I was actually glad there was a cop behind me......

Dont much blame the pizza and other places for not going in some places at night.
 

vintner

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You know you're in the ghetto when you think your name is Little Bastard, Jesus Christ, God Damn It or Where the Hell Have You Been.
 

Harry Gypsna

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When 8 year old kids are asking whether ur looking for white or brown, and telling you their mr got da bomb ting
(ST Annes Nottingham)
 

Dr.Young

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When you turn a car into a dump truck....

My mom is gangsta... I've seen her drop so much shit off by driving in reverse, and hitting the brakes!!!
 
U

Ultra Current

when you have 2L bottles of pee in your bedroom because your too lazy to get up


had to throw this in the thread...:D:D

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Shit I pee in jars and bottles even when im not in the ghetto. Its not lazy either. I walk right past 2 bathrooms just to find a jar. Must be my animal insticts. Sometimes i even pee right on the carpet or a hole in the floor. In basements forget about it, i pee anywhere i please. I have closets full of piss. I love my pee. Only thing i hate is all the mold that grows on it. Dont sweat the pee hoarding skills. Id show you but they would just delete it. Pee haters! My girl threatons to leave me if i dont stop but you cant be mad. Im just a pee hoarder.
 

Dr.Young

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When you get this excited about Ramen Noodles!!!

When the local meth-house blows up but ain't nobody worried...

There's 3 more in the hood.

And BTW: Don't be ragging on Ramen...I eat it because I like it.
A little garlic chile paste and peanut sauce and you got a lazy guy's lunch.
You can toss in a grilled sirloin strip and a salad to give it some legs.
What's not to love?
Fargin buncha snobs...
Betcha got a little whooshie on yer sneakers too...

Hell yeah, You have inspired my latest, and greatest thread.... "Custom Ramen Noodle" or some shit...

Yeah I'm about to make a custom Ramen noodle thread, where yall tell me how to make the most badass assortment of Ramen ever.

THanks!!!! n dont F my thread up lol!! Dont hate Appreciate!
 

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