Post Favorite Simpsons Quote

[Chimera]

I bent my wookie!

 

[h^2 O]

In the EP where its revealed Skinner spent the weekend in a pool full of worms and came out the hateful disciplinarian he is now, Bart and groundskeeper Willy are sitting around a fire and Skinner walks by and he's like evening groundskeeper Willy, and Willy is like evening monster

I also like anything with the poor struggling Gill...."oh god Gill lost another sale im gonna lose the house"

Monster (tips hat)

 

[ShroomDr]

This is my swingset; this is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deepend;


and that's where I saw the leprechaun....



he told me to burn things



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Frank Grimes>Burns>Moe.
RIP Frank, and they never use Burns anymore (and hes so fucking awesome; wasnt even the villain in the movie WTF?).

 

[stevefrench]

Apu - Welcome

Otto - Hey. Got a bad case of the munchies, man. Time for a heat-lamp dog.

Apu - Did you know there's a child in your bus?

Otto - Good thing you warned me, I was heading to Mexico.

 

[growshopfrank]

hope i didn't brain my damage - Homer

 

[habeeb]

"I'm bart simpson, who the hell are you "

 

[HempHut]

*Homer is trapped in 3d space*

Marge: "Don't worry Homer, help is on the way."

Homer: "Is it Batman?"

Marge: "No, it's a scientist."

Homer: "Batman's a scientist."

 

[HempHut]

Homer: "There may be a boogeyman, or boogeymen, in here."

 

[HempHut]

Maude: "Oh Neddy doesn't believe in insurance -- he considers it a form of gambling."

 

[Anti]

"I want my old Dad back, the one who was yelling all the time and... you know, I'm not really sure what I want." - Lisa Simpson, discussing her mixed feelings about Homer being a pothead.

 

[ShroomDr]

Moe: So you girls are from Russia huh?
Girls: (enthusiastic) Da
Moe: Any your glad to see me?
Girls: (not so enthusiastic) Da

Girl: After Chernobyl, my penis fell off
Moe: And 'penis' is Russian for...?

 

[h^2 O]

P.I. hands Homer invoice
Homer: $300 for silver bullets???!!
P.I.: for a while there I was working on the hunch that she might be a werewolf, but it didn't pan out

 

[ninja bud]

Bonjour you cheese eating surrender monkeys!

Grounds keeper Willie teaching french class

 

[vonforne]

Bart

rub a dub dub
thanks for the grub
Yea God!

 

[h^2 O]

Moe: So you girls are from Russia huh?
Girl: After Chernobyl, my penis fell off
Moe: And 'penis' is Russian for...?

hahahahahaha

 

[mrwags]

If you don't settle down we are going to put you in a home,not a good home either the one we saw on 60 Minutes.

Quick whats the number to 911?


Mr.Wags

 

[kcoc]

Lisa: Mom.. you said all hitchhikers were drug crazed thrill seekers!
Marge: I said they were thrill crazed drug seekers.

 

[Sierra_meds]

I'm not, not licking toads.

 

[HempHut]

"My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto!"

 

[ShroomDr]

took you guys forever to bump this, i didnt want to go back to back...

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Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?

Moe: No! (The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie.)

Moe: Okay, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him! (The lie detector dings, indicating the truth.)

Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight! (buzz)

Moe: Odd date. (buzz)

Moe: Dinner with friends. (buzz)

Moe: Dinner alone. (buzz)

Moe: Watching TV alone. (buzz)

Moe: Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! (buzz)

Moe: Sears catalog. (ding)

Moe: Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)