Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

[Dirty Harry]

anyone can say 'no', just don't expect to fly. flying's a privilege not a right, if we had the right to fly we'd have wings.......

No, flying is a business being interfered with by a separate agency and when a business doesn't make a profit, it goes away. Yes, if one says no you won't fly...If enough people started saying no to flying, and the profits of airlines goes into the crapper due to numbers of people refusing to fly...I'll bet you then things will change back to a sense of normalcy.

 

[Hammerhead]

I agree I wish we would send that message but no one has the balls anymore. everyone just follows along like a bunch of mindless drones. I dont fly anymore I will not allow anyone to be grouping my wife and kids.

 

[Canniwhatsis]

LOL!!!!

I've got 2 friends who are TSA. One male in Wy, one Female in Co, I'm sending that story to both of them tonight!!!!

 

[Stress_test]

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”

I think the story is a fake. The Youtube video has nothing to do with the story and the guy went thru once and was apparently wearing blue jeans from the video.

Anyway, I expect what happened in the video is exactly what would happen in the real situation.

But the story does still say what I've always said. If more people were willing to take a risk then fewer would be at risk.
If everybody who smokes herb went to their local courthouse and camped out on the lawn smoking herb, a few thousand people across the country would be jailed. But if the rest refused to back down the government would be forced to change the laws.

The percentages used in the story are obviously very low. How long do you suppose that Americans would sit and do nothing while their children and grand children are in jail while millions more Americans smoke weed on the courthouse lawn?

If everybody who flies took viagra and ate baked-beans before passing thru security they would have to change policy.
They can't refuse to allow "every passenger" to board. They would be forced to make changes or ground their planes and go broke.

I fly with my privacy, pride and dignity intact or I refuse to fly. I'm only one frequent flyer customer they lost, but I know there are tens of thousands more people who stopped flying also because they refuse to compromise their rights or privacy.

 

[paladin420]

HARD to stay under the radar at 30,000 feet..

 

[mark lar]

But the story does still say what I've always said. If more people were willing to take a risk then fewer would be at risk.
If everybody who smokes herb went to their local courthouse and camped out on the lawn smoking herb, a few thousand people across the country would be jailed. But if the rest refused to back down the government would be forced to change the laws.

The percentages used in the story are obviously very low. How long do you suppose that Americans would sit and do nothing while their children and grand children are in jail while millions more Americans smoke weed on the courthouse lawn?

If everybody who flies took viagra and ate baked-beans before passing thru security they would have to change policy.
They can't refuse to allow "every passenger" to board. They would be forced to make changes or ground their planes and go broke.

I fly with my privacy, pride and dignity intact or I refuse to fly. I'm only one frequent flyer customer they lost, but I know there are tens of thousands more people who stopped flying also because they refuse to compromise their rights or privacy.

Everyone should read this post twice.

There is strength in numbers. If you're pissed off, sound off. We have got to fight.

 

[Hammerhead]

The last time I can remember of that we come together was Vietnam war when it finally ended in 75. There where millions of us that stood together in protest. When will we fight to get or liberties returned. Im sad that I will not see this before I die.

 

[SpasticGramps]

Im sad that I will not see this before I die.

Wouldn't be so sure about that.

 

[Hammerhead]

I really hope so Gramps I really do. I have lost so much respect for our gov. I just dont have any faith in them anymore.

 

[Tathagata]

"Boner Protest" LOL now we are talking!

"The last time I can remember of that we come together was Vietnam war when it finally ended in 75. There where millions of us that stood together in protest. When will we fight to get or liberties returned. Im sad that I will not see this before I die."
I find in Australia we tend to be much more relaxed about losing our liberties. We bitch and moan but it rarely goes any further. Do we have it too good here? or are we just getting lazy?

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

^FLAGS AT FULL MASS PROTEST. HAPPY CAMPERS PROTEST. BANANA IN THE POCKET PROTEST. oh so many.

 

[crazybear]

The last time I can remember of that we come together was Vietnam war when it finally ended in 75. There where millions of us that stood together in protest. When will we fight to get or liberties returned. Im sad that I will not see this before I die.

Yeah Hammer what you said almost everyone are sheep anymore!

 

[Sgt.Stedenko]

Janetalia

 

[gaiusmarius]

the ridiculous part is that you are more likely to die from a hornet or bee sting then from a terrorist attack, it's ludicrous to treat people worse then prisoners so they can pay good money to get on a plane and fly some place. it's so crazy, because despite everything they try and do there is no full proof security and every additional humiliation people put up with is not bringing people even one iota of added security. the TSA's own quality control gets their shit through security 9 times out of 10, so i ask you what is this all about? i mean life is dangerous, no one gets out of life alive as the saying goes. if you try and get rid of all possible danger you'd have to lock yourself in a room and not do anything and still shit can happen, lol.

anyway the worst thing about these security agencies, they always seem to let the terrorists on for one lame excuse or another, in the case of the so called underwear bomber he was even helped on the plane past security despite not even having a passport.

 

[Jellyfish]

You said it all, gaiusmarius.

 

[supermanlives]

when someone does it in a speedo let me know . now that would be funny

 

[Jellyfish]

But the original guy didn't do it as a protest, did he? He was just a horny old bastard, went through security four or five times just to get someone to touch his stuff, man, that's lonely/f'ed up!

 

[Euphrates]

I would want to vomit on a tsa agent while being patted down. eat a bunch of stuff that would come up with an awful stench, a mass volume of disgusting regurgitated vomit spewing at them. I would make sure to get it in there hair and all over their face and clothes. Consuming Ipecac at the right time to make sure all goes as plan..


they couldn't prove any wrong doing on my part. I couldn't help it .


But inside, I ll be like "yeh, that's right bitch" in a jessie pinkman fashion

 

[In~Plain~Site]

But the original guy didn't do it as a protest, did he? He was just a horny old bastard, went through security four or five times just to get someone to touch his stuff, man, that's lonely/f'ed up!

A bargain at any price, no?
People pay good money for that ish.

Gives new meaning to the term 'carry on' luggage...

 

[greenmatter]

when someone does it in a speedo let me know . now that would be funny

that would be a great stunt for jackass 4 ......... gotta be preston!