Let's just hope you get as good of a review: “I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants”
Ahh, you've got to be kidding; this had to have come from The Onion...Regardless, I thank you for the giggle!
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Guest50138
Can I put that in my sig?
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What the fuck is your malfunction?
Go smoke a joint, whack off or something...jeez
Go smoke a joint, whack off or something...jeez
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that is what the TSA lady said at the airport last night. she did however compliment me on the speedo..... and fondle my baton, but she would not give me her phone number
grow a sense of humor man ...... lately fake news is the only good news ... roll with it
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Dirty Harry
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Hey, at least he had a place to hang his hat and keys while they were checking him out. 
Hey, at least he had a place to hang his hat and keys while they were checking him out.
Damn You! Now I'm Wonderin where he kept his Cell. Oh N I hope he didn't hav an Ipad.......
Colorado woman accused of groping TSA agent
Colorado woman accused of groping TSA agent
PHOENIX (AP) — Authorities say a Colorado woman who allegedly groped a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix's international airport is facing a felony count of sexual abuse.
Phoenix police say 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae is accused of grabbing the left breast of the unidentified TSA agent Thursday afternoon at an airport checkpoint.
TSA staff say Mihamae refused to be go through passenger screening and became argumentative before she squeezed and twisted the agent's breast with both hands.
Police were called and say Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested.
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.
Colorado woman accused of groping TSA agent
PHOENIX (AP) — Authorities say a Colorado woman who allegedly groped a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix's international airport is facing a felony count of sexual abuse.
Phoenix police say 61-year-old Yukari Mihamae is accused of grabbing the left breast of the unidentified TSA agent Thursday afternoon at an airport checkpoint.
TSA staff say Mihamae refused to be go through passenger screening and became argumentative before she squeezed and twisted the agent's breast with both hands.
Police were called and say Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested.
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.
Darth Fader
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ROFLMFAO!!!
they can squeeze our wives and g/f tits and rub all over there vajayjay and its cool. I have lost all respect for our gov. They say its for our safety but has anyone herd of a terrorist being caught with there lewd acts.
Im sorry sir but its my job to rub your wife's vajayjay. give me a break bunch of freaking perverts
Im sorry sir but its my job to rub your wife's vajayjay. give me a break bunch of freaking perverts
I love this form of Boner Protest.
I would feel no need to protest though if TSA hired hooters waitresses to do the pat down. talk about boner evoking.
I would feel no need to protest though if TSA hired hooters waitresses to do the pat down. talk about boner evoking.
anyone can say 'no', just don't expect to fly. flying's a privilege not a right, if we had the right to fly we'd have wings.......
Your mind has been warped by government my friend. You are born with unlimited rights. Something written on a piece of paper does not limit you unless you let it. Just remember before you act everyone else has unlimited right too.
As far as constitutional rights......
TSA infringes on our right to start companies that dont require that bs. if there is enough people to say "hey we don't that" to support a business like that then there should be allowed to be one. TSA says no though. that is government interfering with business
The next right they infringe upon is your right to privacy. why does the government need to know where everyone is going. they dont. its just a form of control.
