Way ahead of you bro. I now have the power of reading the future.
The future is now..~Swami K~
Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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The future is now..~Swami K~
If you're looking for a new strain you might consider "Banana Bhang" from the People's Republic of Oregon.
You take a jar of banana slugs and ferment them and apply to your plants = Banana Bhang!
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FYI....
Swami Kushendez seeds are grown using the blood of the mooninites. We have no use for slugs as our members have all been slugs themselves in past lives. I appreciate your suggestion to introduce another popular type,but here at Swami Kushendez seeds we know the future and therefor know what popular type will soon be hyped up and trended out. We are way ahead of the ball game my friend.
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schwagg
Swami, i fixed your post so it's easier for people to search for Swami Kushendez Seeds.
Thank you loyal follower # 45789H
As you know we are mentally linked and as soon as any one of us has a thought the others know as well. Careful what you think as the consequences for impure thoughts will be a hasty exit from the this life to the previous slug form.
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vonforne
lol u been smoking the One again.......
Swami Kushendez will begin smoking The One tomorrow afternoon.
Swami K will begin puffing a 80 day Kali Mist for breakfast as soon as some is dry.
Thank you for your interest in Swami Kushendez seeds....we will ship your order shortly. Be sure to check out our T-shirts,bumper stickers,cuff links,and underwear.
~Swami K~
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Yo! Swami Cheeze!
Here are some folks who need your help! Vicitms of the Kali Yuga in dire need of spiritual enlightenment or at least self-realization.
All Hail Sri Guru - praises and glories to the Godhead! And right here in the PNW!!!!
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जय गुरुदेव ॐ
It is very unfortunate these beings could not have been pointed in Swami Kushendez's direction sooner. Be sure to check out all the newest releases from Swami Kushendez seeds. Enlightenment,peace,and clarity...the absolute best in selection.
If you're looking for a new strain you might consider "Banana Bhang" from the People's Republic of Oregon.
You take a jar of banana slugs and ferment them and apply to your plants = Banana Bhang!
CC
Put my brother down, fuckface!
moon out.
Also available from Swami Kushendez seeds....
Shrunken Mooninite heads,yes they are back by popular demand!
Our shrunken head methods use the traditional herbs and spices of the KFC tribe found only in the deepest regions of Kentucky.
Every one is numbered and comes with a collectable silver plated Swami Kushendez keychain.
forty
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dude, kushendez, i got some great news! my mom is leaving on business for 3 months... i'm gonna be able to grow in her closet! dude, can i please, please, please be a test grower? i'll learn to yoga and everything so i can channel the proper vibes and energy into the plants. along with all my secrets and the stuff i learned here they are guaranteed to come out dank as hell... whaddaya think?
Yes loyal follower # 45671Y
Remember that most Swami K seeds go well beyond 16 weeks and require constant babying and attention. This is perfect for small scale growers who hover over their plants wondering what's wrong 24 hrs. a day and adding this and that at above the recommended rates.
BTW...The first annual Swami Kushendez seed fair will be in my mom's basement this summer. Details soon.
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CC_2U
I wanna get an LED set-up! Will I be able to grow 'dank' or just 'stank'?
First there was/is Donny Danko - let's see what comes up next!
CC
First there was/is Donny Danko - let's see what comes up next!
CC
Check out the new Swami Kushendez econo-line LED set up. Made of the latest Chinese plastics for a a life expectancy of any dollar store item.
This will put the stank in your dank for sure...
Donny Danko is a mooninite .
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CC_2U
He's also facing some really serious federal charges! LMAO
*sniff*sniff*sob*sob*slobber*slobber*
*sniff*sniff*sob*sob*slobber*slobber*
Again,another poor soul that did not find the Swami soon enough to be saved from the oppressors of our ways.
Hey guy's the Swamster K has a new line of bug stuff made from pure 1000% organic gasoline. The one step simple spray kills everything..organikly. Try it out today for only $19.95 per quart...it's well worth it. Trust me,I have a direct link up with some god from another world.
big_daddy
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CC_2U,
I got my nifty LED array lighting from Swami Kushendez and couldn't be happier. Plus included with every purchase you get free
I also ordered a packet of 6 Arkansas Butt Crack from the G-14 line genetics. Swami K bro dealed me when I used my PayPal to send the 200 so he sent me
as a free gift for customer loyalty. Big_Mama's sittin' in a puddle of excitement with all the new goodies we got hooked up with. A hearty thanks to Swami Kushendez and his new growing/seed cartel.
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Sweet mother of Jesus Christ - you guys are f*cking nuts!
At least you have the appropriate leader!
"He's a liter among quarts - he's no half-pint!"
Circa 1978 during a hard-core run on Thai sticks!
LMAO
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At least you have the appropriate leader!
"He's a liter among quarts - he's no half-pint!"
Circa 1978 during a hard-core run on Thai sticks!
LMAO
CC
wish I could grow thai sticks but I can't even get my hands on the one.
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MadL
Circa 1977 or so there was a photo of Bob Marley on the cover of "High Times Magazine" holding a lb. of Lamsbread with the note: "Bob Marley Smokes the best - Bob Marley Smokes with God" or something like that.
It was claimed by 'those in the know' that the elbow of Lambsbread was supplied by the BOEL for the photo shoot.
I'm dubious about that claim but there it is/was.
CC
Circa 1977 or so there was a photo of Bob Marley on the cover of "High Times Magazine" holding a lb. of Lamsbread with the note: "Bob Marley Smokes the best - Bob Marley Smokes with God" or something like that.
It was claimed by 'those in the know' that the elbow of Lambsbread was supplied by the BOEL for the photo shoot.
I'm dubious about that claim but there it is/was.
CC
