I finally figured it out..your gonna need to drink the grape kool aid capt.. like make a gallon and drink the whole thing..then when ya need to pee just go pee in the pot..as it passes through you it shall be converted into highly available nutrients that your plant desperately needs. this WILL bring out ALL of her super elite genetic potential. gonna make for some tasty smoke man i promise. lemme know how it works out.
Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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I finally figured it out..your gonna need to drink the grape kool aid capt.. like make a gallon and drink the whole thing..then when ya need to pee just go pee in the pot..as it passes through you it shall be converted into highly available nutrients that your plant desperately needs. this WILL bring out ALL of her super elite genetic potential. gonna make for some tasty smoke man i promise. lemme know how it works out.
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is super elite code for herm?
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schwagg
ah shit... i thought it was code for super fire. FUCK!
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Vegan organic Green Crack: 17.96% THC. Ice water hash: 48.26% THC. Rize up mighty people and accomplish what you will. More data later, trimmin all day. I won't post my trim tricks, they should still be posted on my infamous thread here... can't believe it's not deleted. Smoke HASH!
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put your hands up, bounce with it, and give thanks! this mix is from CO's top hashmaster. http://soundcloud.com/djnikkat/lovehall-reggae-mix-april-2011
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What's THC? Is that a fertilizer or something?
The best part is my crack is green. Silly patients, they don't even know I'm getting them hooked. The First Time is Free... Suckas!
?: are any of you on facebook? if so, check out the extract artists group. good tings agwan. ie advanced hash conversations.
Will this make my plant better?
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for sure. The roots reggae vibes make the plant roots stronger. Sonic Bloom can't hang with love themed dancehall.
The best part is my crack is green. Silly patients, they don't even know I'm getting them hooked. The First Time is Free... Suckas!
?: are any of you on facebook? if so, check out the extract artists group. good tings agwan. ie advanced hash conversations.
What's Facebook? Is that like a grow book for pot...I have that one by Jorge Cervantes or whatever his name is...it's way to complicated for my newb grower mind to even grasp. To much tecknickle stuff.
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great story. I was speaking on a small panel. This was after meeting, and being beat up by, you gentlemen. I was talking about tea and took the opportunity to blast ed/jorge/mel for the way they treat cannabis like it's not a plant. Little did I know, Ed was in the last row, and stood up to reply to my comment. It was pretty ugly. Haha, whoops. It seems stepping on toes is my MO. Have hashy day all. CC1, if you were here I would for sure ask you to join the trim team. We need more dudes and I can tell you have the hardcore work ethic. Rize up and accomplish what you will mighty people.
I smoked Ed out once..He said,"that's pretty good"..and that's the only words he said. Kind of curious what he said to you....
I hate trimming...I pay people like you to do it. I'm still the fastest and most complete trimmer I know....I do know a few good ones,everybody else is half ass and sub-half ass 12 hours into it.
Anybody know that guy who had that MJ church in Hawaii? I saw some of his herb yesterday....whatever.
Then I pulled out The One and floored everybody.
How can Ed help me with my plant issues now?
Why isn't Ed here?...Kyle?...Etc.
You'd think these guys would be all about it....They'd probably get shut down talking that dinosaur age jive eh?
You'd think these guys would be all about it....They'd probably get shut down talking that dinosaur age jive eh?
you know they all have secret living mulches...
I don't think cut up plastic bottles would be considered a living mulch.
Anyway,those guys are nothing compared to the great advice I'm seeing in this thread...
The REAL pros are here in this thread and putting forth invaluable organic soil info. for my sickly little plant with it's big genetics just waiting to bust out and "wow" all you guys...ALL of you!!!
I don't think cut up plastic bottles would be considered a living mulch.
Anyway,those guys are nothing compared to the great advice I'm seeing in this thread...
The REAL pros are here in this thread and putting forth invaluable organic soil info. for my sickly little plant with it's big genetics just waiting to bust out and "wow" all you guys...ALL of you!!!
Just arbitrarily change your name to something spanishy sounding and grow some dreads and you can be a pro too!
I can get one of those fake dread hats.....and how about.....
"Hector MJ Fernandez"....????
I do like the idea of putting "Kush" in it somewhere though...
How about,"Hector Kushendez....or just "Kushendez".
I can get one of those fake dread hats.....and how about.....
"Hector MJ Fernandez"....????
I do like the idea of putting "Kush" in it somewhere though...
How about,"Hector Kushendez....or just "Kushendez".
I already am willing to believe anything you say about anything, oh great one.
Wow,I didn't know being a pro was that easy...thanks bro!
So when does all this supreme knowledge start flooding my brain?
