China: Containing LIVE Turtles and Fish - - - WTF???

[Strainhunter]

Topic should be reading:

"Keychains Containing LIVE Turtles and Fish" (maybe a mod can edit that?)






Using prisoners as non voluntary organ donors, tainting food with stuff that kills our Babies and pets, a few more things we all already know about and now this crap!

But hey meanwhile they still allow Tiger abuse they banned animal circuses.

Maybe China should go back to cute, plastic keyrings, like this one.

Live turtles and fish to carry around on your key ring is a cute idea. Not so cute, though, for said turtles and fish.
According to Chinese media, the hottest new fad in China involves selling small live-animal key chains. The little turtles and fishes are sealed up in airtight plastic key rings, and sold as trinkets.


(More on TIME.com: Read about tiger abuse in China)


So how do you feed an animal in an airtight container? The answer: You don't. Vendors reportedly spew off some hodge podge about the water being nutrient rich, but it's not true. The animals, if they're lucky, get to live for a few days. Unfortunately, the whole shebang is legal.
It's sad but true — animal cruelty laws barely exist in China. It was only just recently that the country banned animal circuses, which was a fairly unusual step. Zoos would often make animals perform unimaginable tricks, while dishing up their flesh as exotic entrees at the zoo restaurant.


(More on NewsFeed: Read about China banning animal circuses)















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[thingshappening]

Unfortunately, Asia is the premiership of engineering and technology, and the anus of animal and human rights.

 

[Graham Purwatt]

wow thats sick.

 

[jd4083]

what a world we live in...

I'll save my outrage for something a little more important though, personally...

 

[Dr. Dank]

I want one. It would go great with all my wifes jewlry made from baby turtles, and unicorn horns.

 

[Strainhunter]

what a world we live in...

I'll save my outrage for something a little more important though, personally...

That's OK but doesn't expressing outrage about animal abuse also reflect a persons soul!?

 

[Noobian]

When I saw the video of that chinese family happily eating the half fried/half living fish that's when I knew there's something wrong with that culture and how they treat the animals. The video shows the chef cooking the fish in some oil for about 15 seconds but he makes sure to keep the head out of the oil so that the fish remains "alive". After the frying he serves it up on a platter to this family. The fish is literally sucking air and it's being picked apart by chopsticks. That was enough for me.

 

[supermanlives]

do they have aligators?. one would be great in emergency break glass

 

[Strainhunter]

.....

After the frying he serves it up on a platter to this family. The fish is literally sucking air and it's being picked apart by chopsticks. That was enough for me.

 

[187020]

shall we westernize the chinese? im sure they have a few complaints about the other half of the world as well...

 

[Guest3498]

Chinese zoos are the worst, their culture has little respect for animals.

 

[medicalgreen]

I read they are inventing aborted baby face mood rings. The ring displays an aborted baby fetus face, and changes depending on your mood.

But seriously, I know people do not want to know this, but the Chinese actually EAT aborted baby fetuses in soup. It's a delicacy for the rich moronic animal lusting filth. China is a degraded nation of animals, but it's not their fault, completely. Their leadership is not really communist, either. It's capitalist/communist, where the state owns every business but the businesses compete with each other and the global economy.

If you think this is sickening, then quite supporting monsters like China, and quit shopping at Walmart and other shit stores.

 

[BongRipkenJR.]

Speceism is a crazy thing. Life no matter how small is precious. Now I am not a vegan, but I give thanks to whatever animal I eat. I appreciate its nutrients and hope that its life wasn't in vein. Waste not want not.

 

[Noobian]

Speceism is a crazy thing. Life no matter how small is precious. Now I am not a vegan, but I give thanks to whatever animal I eat. I appreciate its nutrients and hope that its life wasn't in vein. Waste not want not.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong wit that Bongripken for sure. I'd be a total hypocrite if I said I don't like eating meat. The problem I have is they were not trying to end the animals life in as quick and humane a way as they could, rather, they were actively prolonging it's life so they could enjoy it's suffering while they ate it. Absolutely disgusting and in no way something a "civilized" society should ever put up with. This was not some hole in the wall place either, it was a nice restaurant with table service the whole shebang. Sickening

 

[accessndx]

Does that mean I can't keep my keychain that has a tiny chinese man inside?
Took me hella' long to get it through customs.

 

[BongRipkenJR.]

And there is absolutely nothing wrong wit that Bongripken for sure. I'd be a total hypocrite if I said I don't like eating meat. The problem I have is they were not trying to end the animals life in as quick and humane a way as they could, rather, they were actively prolonging it's life so they could enjoy it's suffering while they ate it. Absolutely disgusting and in no way something a "civilized" society should ever put up with. This was not some hole in the wall place either, it was a nice restaurant with table service the whole shebang. Sickening

I completely agree! I am a pretty tough dude and used to be a fighter until I became too injured and then ill. Well, I watched "Watch Humans" and was pretty damn choked up over it. No crying or nothing, but I have been battered and broken and felt fine. It was a feeling of anger and sadness for the things we do to these defenseless creatures. I hate the way slaughter houses are run and how they don't care that a cow has it's throat slit spewing blood, but is still alive for almost an hour or more. That process has to be much more humane and cleaner. To be honest I dont consume dairy products, eat red meat, or pork. I am mainly a veggie eater, but chicken, turkey, and fish keep me sane :/

 

[dagnabit]

Method

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BONZAI!!!!


lol

 

[Noobian]

If anybody want to see a video of the chinese serving alive fish check this thread out

https://www.icmag.com/viewarticle.php?articleid=2194

There are other videos of the same practice but that one show's how they do it

 

[jd4083]

BONZAI!!!!


lol

great example of how a satirical article should be written

 

[dagnabit]

great example of how a satirical article should be written

darn you!!!
some of them would have believed it!!!

they would need this form.