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crazybear

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Most rifles rounds will crack fairly loudly even w/ a suppressor. :D

OP: Are all the stories in this thread true? I find it hard to believe it wasn't exaggerated here and there, and there, and there. And maybe there. Not calling you a liar, just ... you know ...

Also sounds like you're kinda new to the 'hood! Eassss-side San Jose?

Wrong! Not all rifles make a loud crack even with a sound suppressor, it's called a .22 LR.
I think you made thee right call with the cops, but I don't think the paring knife thing was all that smart! Somebodys in my shit their gonna hear a click clack don't come back!!!!!! HA Ha!:plant grow::smoweed:
 

grow nerd

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I never said "all"; notice how you even quoted me saying "most"? You can use subsonic ammo in larger calibers as well, but ... we're getting too technical.

(FYI a .22LR will make a noise when breaking the sound barrier (sonic boom). It's oftentimes not very loud but definitely noticeable.)
 

crazybear

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I never said "all"; notice how you even quoted me saying "most"? You can use subsonic ammo in larger calibers as well, but ... we're getting too technical.

(FYI a .22LR will make a noise when breaking the sound barrier (sonic boom). It's oftentimes not very loud but definitely noticeable.)

My mistake didn't notice most!!!!!:plant grow::smoweed::canabis:

Have a good day mine's been sucking!!!!!!
 
Most rifles rounds will crack fairly loudly even w/ a suppressor. :D

OP: Are all the stories in this thread true? I find it hard to believe it wasn't exaggerated here and there, and there, and there. And maybe there. Not calling you a liar, just ... you know ...

Also sounds like you're kinda new to the 'hood! Eassss-side San Jose?

Stories are true, I'm kinda really crazy. Kind new to the hood?... not really. I lived in some rough towns. When I lived in Tacoma fools were getting murdered left and right. I just smoke WAY TOO MUCH hash to deal with this shit on the daily. I have an 'interesting' relationship with the homeless from the volunteering at the mission and living downtown. I don't let them even acknowledge me when Im at home. If I'm in the park then we say hi. This guy fought to get to my yard so I would intervene. He knows me.

You want another hood story. Just for fun. A couple weeks ago I noticed some mexican dude cruising the neighborhood. Mind you I live across the street from a school on a dead end, so it's really obvious. After the tenth pass or so I walked out into the middle of the street so he had to stop. He rolled down the window half surprised and half innocent. I said "can I help you?" He stuttered and started asking for directions when I said "are you trying to sell drugs in my neighborhood?" like the biggest square ever. He laughed in my face, smiled, and took off. He got it was a joke, and I haven't seen him since. Sometimes you can use humor.

Another time I woke up at 3am to some punk kid skaters outside my house practicing kickflips. Awww shit... rage. But instead of fighting them I ran out with a towel around my waist and yelled "you guys! my girlfriend called the cops on you, i wanted to warn you!" they took off, I laughed. Sometimes you can use deception... I have no girlfriend.
 

grow nerd

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A couple weeks ago I noticed some mexican dude cruising the neighborhood.
Was he wearing a green/white/red T-shirt with "hencho en Mexico!" on it? Or are you that keen?

Just kidding. Trying to be a little more politically correct this week...

But instead of fighting them I ran out with a towel around my waist and yelled "you guys! my girlfriend called the cops on you, i wanted to warn you!" they took off, I laughed.
That sounds really weak/passive.

You could have said "yo ese's! Imma buss a cap if you don't bounce! daaaamn, I'm tryin to sleeeep holmes!" That is, after you slip on the green/white/red T-shirt with "hencho en Mexico!" on it... :D
 
Was he wearing a green/white/red T-shirt with "hencho en Mexico!" on it? Or are you that keen?

Just kidding. Trying to be a little more politically correct this week...

That sounds really weak/passive.

You could have said "yo ese's! Imma buss a cap if you don't bounce! daaaamn, I'm tryin to sleeeep holmes!" That is, after you slip on the green/white/red T-shirt with "hencho en Mexico!" on it... :D

I only say that because the town i live in is white and mexican. maybe a little central america in there, but not much.

That was just for fun. I get bored being a bully with my beat-down stick. I thought that would be the fastest way to get back to bed. It took 5 seconds and they were gone. I still laugh about that. Scared ass kids, they weren't even trespassing. Keep in mind that I eat huge hash capsules before bed so I feel like I'm tripping on 11-hydroxy THC all night.
 

Stoner4Life

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you're one toke over the line sweet jesus one toke over the line.......
 

crazybear

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you're one toke over the line sweet jesus one toke over the line.......

Seriously dude you need to think a little you have no idea what some people have in there cars & how some people are wrapped mentally, don't carry a big or small stick into a gun fight! The things people get away with in movies is just that a movie usually based on "FICTION"! F**KED-up on hash will only get you so far!:plant grow::smoweed:
 

Lucky 7

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interesting thread ................... just ordered me an expandable steel baton to carry as I am rapidly becoming a fucking jigger: carpel tunnel op on beating hand, can no longer run fer sh*t, and hard to wait fer the cops to arrive when a young whippersnapper decides to make a name fer hisself.

got some guns but don't really care to go thru that . . . . mace em, then beat the crap outta em at leisure . . . lol
 
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