do you own a stun gun?

[bugler]

btw, no pepper spray is allowed on a plane, small sizes up to 4 ounces may be checked in luggage if declared and inspected.
http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm#9

 

[Baba Ku]

I don't own one, but my lovely female unit sure does. Can't remember what it cost when it was purchased in Naples Fl from a gun shop. All I really know is that it's priceless!

Picture rock n roll nightclub about 2:20am Sat night.
Drunk sod stumbling around blowing foul breath on anyone close...but then there lots of drunk sods about by this time. This particular sad fuck decides he is going to try on the brim that I was sporting, without invitation no less. Wrong move.
I retrieve my brim, and dot the fuckers eye forthwith. Of course Mr. drunk falls about like he was hit with a board, yet he was only popped in his eye. Sheesh..
ANywho....apparently the bitch had friends, and ones that thought they were pretty fucking bad too. And they were, actually. I was just in no mood to hear their shit about how I just fucked up their pals eye. So, while the ring leader of these bitches was telling me how I was getting ready to get severely fucked up...I rear back and dot this big fuckers eye as hard as I had. He was apparently too busy lecturing to see it coming, and he got full boat waybailed.
OK, score it two for Baba Ku, nill for the bitches...but things started to turn at that point.
The rest of that crew had me on the ground and kicking me, as suck little bitches will. Putting a right fuckin hurt on me to say the least. One was sitting on my back, and the rest were kicking away. I was in defense mode with nothing but saving me eyes and teeth at this point.

When all of a sudden, the sissy kicking stopped, and pudgy fell off of me. They were all laying around flopping like young bluegills fresh on the bank. Gathered my senses to feel my old lady pulling me out of the bar and handing me that god forsaken hat!
I forgot that my lovely was packing the stun gun, and by god she has the nuts to use it and use it well.
She said she just went down the line and fucked up each one of their nights easy as pie and they never really saw it coming.
God I love her.

Do get your old lady a stun gun.

 

[Green lung]

got it

Yeah just like bugler said if you to deploy in a building be very careful you don't mess yourself up in the process

 

[lvclosetgrower]

Anybody see those non lethal 12 ga rounds that shoot beans bags and rubber slugs was thinkin of getting some but figured whats better than lead.

 

[Feb2006er]

The rest of that crew had me on the ground and kicking me, as suck little bitches will.

Only bitches and pussies get their friends to jump on people because they know that they would get their asses handed to them 1-on-1. Jumping people from behind is even more of a bitch maneuver. It must suck to be one of those bitches separated from the group when they run into you at a later time and you 1-on-1 beat them half to death. If and when I see that fucking bitch who jumped me from behind I will get even.

 

[headiez247]

Anybody see those non lethal 12 ga rounds that shoot beans bags and rubber slugs was thinkin of getting some but figured whats better than lead.

If it's shot out of a normal firearm, it probably won't make any difference in court, you don't get the felony tacked on for what type of ammo you use, it gets tacked on for the actual gun, even if not loaded.

Only bitches and pussies get their friends to jump on people because they know that they would get their asses handed to them 1-on-1.

So if you know you are going to lose a fight, you would just try to fight them anyway on your own and lose, while telling your friends to just watch you being beat to the point of being put in the hospital?

 

[Feb2006er]

So if you know you are going to lose a fight, you would just try to fight them anyway on your own and lose, while telling your friends to just watch you being beat to the point of being put in the hospital?

It's not smart to start fights that you can't win. What makes you think that the person you and your friends jump from behind like a pussy bitch won't get their revenge and put you in the hospital worse than if you would have just took the ass beating that you deserved for putting your nose in business that didn't concern you and starting the fight in the first place? Trust me when I tell you that people who get jumped from behind for the wrong reasons crave revenge and will attack said cowardly bitches who did it when they are found...bitches hide in groups and the groups aren't always around to save your ass.

 

[BeardedClam]

It also has "federal prison" mode

Stay within written law and your comment is full of holes.

Kind of like the person or people threatening myself or family.

 

[headiez247]

It's not smart to start fights that you can't win. What makes you think that the person you and your friends jump from behind like a pussy bitch won't get their revenge and put you in the hospital worse than if you would have just took the ass beating that you deserved for putting your nose in business that didn't concern you and starting the fight in the first place? Trust me when I tell you that people who get jumped from behind for the wrong reasons crave revenge and will attack said cowardly bitches who did it when they are found...bitches hide in groups and the groups aren't always around to save your ass.

I never mentioned anything about attacking someone from behind, and I never said anything about starting a fight. The question was, if a fight is inevitable, a guy is charging at you and you are about to fight, and have multiple friend around you, and know that if you fight him on your own you will lose, would you tell your friends to not help while you are getting the shit beaten out of you. Nobody would say yes to that question.

Stay within written law and your comment is full of holes.

Kind of like the person or people threatening myself or family.

nobody's ever ever been arrested for growing within the written law in California right?

There is a reason that 99% of the community agrees that guns + grow is a bad idea, and that is because you WILL have a felony tacked on. Now if you are cool with spending 20gs on a lawyer to defend that, spend a few days in jail, post bail, fight for half a year, and 'hopefully' win, then by all means, go for it.

For the bulk of us, its not worth the added risk. And IMO, if your in a situation where you REQUIRE having a gun, you are growing in the wrong place or have told too many people.

 

[Baba Ku]

...And IMO, if your in a situation where you REQUIRE having a gun, you are growing in the wrong place or have told too many people.

Protecting myself and my family requires that I own and carry firearms. The Constitution that I live under backs me up.
Some states it is a felony to hold a gram more than an ounce of weed.
And I am certain it is more enjoyable to be an alive and breathing pot smoking felon, than a dead one...or one that has to attend a family members funeral.
I don't keep a gun to protect my grow...fuck a grow...I can grow it all again in no time. The grow is cheap stuff, TBO. It is my life and my family that I am protecting. And not from pot grow thieves. That would only be consequential to the situation if a criminal decided to enter my abode.

Give up protecting myself and my family just to save additional charges for my grow? Ha!

 

[Feb2006er]

I'm from Cali and I still say there's no better protection than my S&W.

S&W .50 cal

 

[Feb2006er]

I never mentioned anything about attacking someone from behind, and I never said anything about starting a fight. The question was, if a fight is inevitable, a guy is charging at you and you are about to fight, and have multiple friend around you, and know that if you fight him on your own you will lose, would you tell your friends to not help while you are getting the shit beaten out of you. Nobody would say yes to that question.

I was talking about someone who was too scared to fight 1-on-1 so he got his bitch ass friends together to jump me from behind.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

dont taze me bro. lol

 

[I.M. Boggled]

The Bean Bag Defense...How to float like a butterfly, and sting like a Bee...

The Bean Bag Defense...How to float like a butterfly, and sting like a Bee...

(aka-The "Hawaiian Punch" Defense?)

In a nutshell, the Negotiator is a baton-like device that shoots various projectiles at relatively modest velocities.
The idea is to subdue violent people without injuring them too badly.
The Negotiator mainly launches single "beanbag" projectiles weighing 4-6 ounces apiece.
Other effective "ammo" that can be used includes 1-1/2"-diameter squash-rubber balls, or on up to nine CN or CS pepper balls or paintballs.
Paintballs can give a stinging impact at short range, while marking targets...

The Negotiator is made of GE Polymer Lexan with a tough graphite finish.
Overall, it's 18-1/4" long and weighs 24 ounces unloaded.
With a fully-loaded shell in place, the weight jumps up to about 36 ounces.
The Negotiator has a 37mm-diameter bore and a 10" barrel.
To the surprise of many, the Negotiator is not a firearm.
Its shooting power comes from a disposable CO2 or nitrogen gas cartridge.
According to research data provided: at 135 fps, receiving a body hit with a Negotiator beanbag propelled by a nitrogen cartridge feels about the same as taking a jab from a medium-weight boxer.
Incidentally, squash rubber balls can develop a muzzle velocity of approximately 190 fps when shot with nitrogen cartridges.

It's a one hitter quitter scenario, but at least one ends up with a spiffy little "Plan B" type club in ones hand.
I don't believe that the negotiator brand is still manufactured, although another brand, the Arma-100 still is though.
http://armausa.com/index.html
The ARMA 100 is legal in all 50 states.
**************************************
"Hey!, How 'bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86IpU3g-S8Q

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[Lone Wolf]

while your busy getting your arma 100 doohicky, dont forget to get yourself a PhasR which allows you to blind your enemy as well as allow you to use a 2-metre beam of short microwaves to heat up the outer layer of a person’s skin and cause pain...

 

[I.M. Boggled]

Speaking of Doohickeys, The Doohickey 2000 is vastly superior, feature wise, than the Doohickey 1000 ever thought of being.

Pictured below is what a typical underground so-called "Medical Doohickey" manufacturing operation looks like in full swing production.

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[bugler]

at 135 fps, receiving a body hit with a Negotiator beanbag propelled by a nitrogen cartridge feels about the same as taking a jab from a medium-weight boxer.

If I were to invade someone's house with malicious intent (what other intent is there when you invade someone's home?) and I got shot with that thing, aka a jab from across the room, it might buy you a few minutes of disbelief before I stopped laughing and just got mad!

(135 fps is about 90 mph, even if you don't have much of an arm and can only muster say 70 mph, with the larger size mass and possible fragmentation I think you'd be better off just throwing your remote control at an intruder and follow up with the formidable wii nunchuck choke hold!)

 

[SexInTheCity]

.............................l3ack to the topic at hand, trust me...the l3ear spray works...I was once carrying it and sprayed myselph through the pocket on my l3alls and dick....and oh man that was the worst day oph my liphe....downtown in the hot summer trying to get a cal3 home ..... I`ve seen people hit with it in the phace too...you HAVE to go to a hospital...this stuph is very dangerous it will stop anyone...as phor other weapons i would have long l3lades or a crossl3ow...

 

[Feb2006er]

If I were to invade someone's house with malicious intent (what other intent is there when you invade someone's home?) and I got shot with that thing, aka a jab from across the room, it might buy you a few minutes of disbelief before I stopped laughing and just got mad!

(135 fps is about 90 mph, even if you don't have much of an arm and can only muster say 70 mph, with the larger size mass and possible fragmentation I think you'd be better off just throwing your remote control at an intruder and follow up with the formidable wii nunchuck choke hold!)

130mph ball will daze someone more than enough to let you club them on the head once and knock them out cold.

 

[WillWork4Weed]

Nothin' spells dead quite like lead!

@ Baba Ku- you have the most awesome lady ever! She totally had your back, hell yeah!