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Meeting an American woman?

No matter which country a lady should be treated nicely no matter how she looks. But there is nothing like waking up with your darling wearing nothing but an NFL or College football jersey!!!!
 
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

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Cookie monster

My friends sisters are all suprisingly available. give them a call at 867-5309
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We need a new TOU to make this type of offensive post a banishment offence.

Now will somebody please take the ridiculous looking bikinis off those poor mantes and pop them back in the ocean where they belong before I ring peta.
 
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Pretty sure dude wants to marry a american woman beacuse he wants to be able to work and live here in the states. Remebr "the grass is always greener on the other side"
 

BudWiz

Member
Dude you've watched too much american pie, swedish girls > american girls in general hands down.
but if you wanna hit the jack pot hook up with a brazilian one, their like an all-in-one deal, ass, tan, you name it
Lol,yeah brazilians a pretty sweet too.
i will trade you 2 american women for one blond sweeden woman
LOL. Swedish girls are crazy man, you dont want anything to do with them.. ;)

Pretty sure dude wants to marry a american woman beacuse he wants to be able to work and live here in the states. Remebr "the grass is always greener on the other side"
Umm.. No,thats not the case. But I do understand how you can believe that, I could just as easily live some otherwhere than the US. But as i said earlier, I would love to live there, but not that much.


As for the pics of the fatties, I get it,theres alot of fat US chicks,I allready knew that ;) but even if there is, they couldn´t be all fat chicks?

I think it´ll work out good in the end. I´ll just wait and see.
Thanks for all the answers(and the laughs!)
 
American chicas are great, IF, you can find a cool one...Harder than it seems, I would think....Most are out of their minds crazy, with no rational thinking at all through the day...But maybe Im jaded, I've had lots of American chicks, some way cool, others Debby Downers.....

But America does have some beautiful women, no doubt there.....But so does every other country in the World.....Personally, I say go with a beautiful Spanish girl....Thats where its at! Good luck Chuck.

.........and properly made salsa is great too....Hell, all of their food is good....Chow!
 

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
Veteran
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stick with the swedish girls bro, that's all we're dreaming about over here in the states lol :joint:

ArcticBlast
 

Dr. Dank

Active member
Dude, do you know Anikas #..? From the original pippi longstoking? Always been curious how she turned out.
 

mean mr.mustard

I Pass Satellites
Veteran
Go into a nice bar and order a drink.

Start a conversation with the bartender about how you just lost
$50,000 on a bad investment your yacht club gave you a lead on.

Then mention you aren't gay.

You should have at least five numbers at the end of the trick if you did it right.
 

Grat3fulh3ad

The Voice of Reason
Veteran
Come to the states, but not to a big cosmopolitan touristy city, and go to clubs or grocery stores or wherever and speak english to pretty girls with your foreign accent. You'll meet plenty of girls who will be curious about you.
 

RoachClip

I hold El Roacho's
Veteran
Look for Hot Midget Chicks because their less expensive to buy dinner for them and they don't cost as much to buy clothing for them and their really hot looking and you can have wild jello wrestling matches right in your living room with an Indoor pool because they will fit in the child size pool filled with jello shots.

Good luck Vato :yes:
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Yes4Prop215

Active member
Veteran
not all, but some american women are stupid...too brainwashed by sex and the city. its hard finding a keeper over on this end of the ocean, in a society filled with hiphop clubbing, "trains", and drug abuse.

i like the attitudes of foreign women more...especially in asia.
 

Classic Seeds

Member
Veteran
dude google american dating sites or that failing try match .com for a long time monogamous relationship or adultfriendfinders .com for a hook up with a lot of willing women both will cost you a monthly fee but aff is world wide for swinging .there are numerous dating sites most will give you a few free days to test the waters so to speak good luck in your quest to find a american girl our country is full of them just look before you leap aloha classic seeds
 

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