Awesome Stoner Quotes

[rocky5]

who cow,s arsed it?
easy man.

everything ends in "man"

 

[bird]

wait? what?

 

[icred]

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying."

and

"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."

 

[weedies]

"hear that sound? It is my scull"

 

[nvthis]

"Hey Kyle, wanna get high"?

 

[generalgrievous]

"that was my skull......"

.....Jeff Spikoli

 

[nvthis]

yeah, ya know? Like, wow man, like wow.

 

[nvthis]

De chicks cannot hold de smoke, das what it is..

 

[gary20757]

"Hey Man did you see the SIZE of that chicken"

 

[gary20757]

"life is short and then you die...so lets light a joint and all get HIGH!"

 

[gary20757]

"I would not be so all alone if everyone would get stoned".....the immortal Bob Dylan

 

[doschie]

"I'm way to high to drive to the devils house"

 

[hopleaf]

"hey girl you hungry?" "fuck you !#$$*@"

 

[hopleaf]

roll it fast...smoke it slow...put on them sunglasses, and the boss man won't know.

 

[Fuzz420]

"im higher than a bag of groceries"

"i have no idea whats going on right now"

"you gotta crawl before you can walk"

"i forgot"

"study high, take the test high,and get high scores"

 

[genkisan]

"Dope will get you thru times of no money better than money will get you thru times of no dope"
Freewheelin' Franklin




"I can smoke anything, mang......"
Cheech



"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend"
Louis Armstrong

 

[Pinball Wizard]

"roll another one, just like the other one"

 

[Reverend Mojo]

♫ Roll roll roll a joint and pass it down the line
take a toke
inhale the smoke
and blow your fuking mind ♪ ♫

 

[genkisan]

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

 

[SOTF420]

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?


also,

"Bro, this weed is way better than the last shit I had" (everytime! lol)