My fucked up life for your perusal
- Thread starter Gangabiss
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ehhh whoa is this yummybuds long lost brother?
my guess is that she saw you werent hard and she thoght it had something to do with her not being hot enough. girls wanna see that shit throbbing that way they know you wanna fuck em. being soft is NOT a good look lol.
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my guess is that she saw you werent hard and she thoght it had something to do with her not being hot enough. girls wanna see that shit throbbing that way they know you wanna fuck em. being soft is NOT a good look lol.
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plus you were probably sitting there like a tired lap dog instead of being a horny groping man like they want us to be. seriously, you shold have told her to take her clothes off, or at least go in and pull a titty out and start suckin on it that should open the doors.
god dman what is it with people on ICmag having no idea what to do to get a girl?
god dman what is it with people on ICmag having no idea what to do to get a girl?
well there you go, she was only lookin to give you a bj
ArcticBlast
No she made it clear. She wanted sex.
I fucking did!! She wouldn't.
either way, you dodged a bullet, better luck next time!
but for what its worth, maybe the first time shouldn't be with some random stranger on the internet....or maybe it should? that actually makes a lot more sense than my first time lol
good luck dude
ArcticBlast
but for what its worth, maybe the first time shouldn't be with some random stranger on the internet....or maybe it should? that actually makes a lot more sense than my first time lol
good luck dude
ArcticBlast
you didn't mention that at first... she was upset bacause you didn't have wood br0
sometimes asking is not enough. there were times i literally had to strip my girlfriend naked because she was playing hard to get. and during alot of drunken hookups i combined a "take your shirt off" with a helpful hand lol. didnt even give them a chance to say no.
you gotta put some work in, girls always complain if you dont at least attempt some foreplay. usually a few minutes of titty sucking and a finger or two will get them in the mood lol.
i'm just saying, in relation to how "easy" this method would have been for this guy... mine was somewhat labor intensive, and embarrassing? ya know?
like, for a young man to be completely whipped for like 6 weeks (not counting the years of unsuccessful attempts) only to be interrupted by her mother and have to wait another couple of weeks to finish....yeah, meeting someone anonymously and just getting it done seems to make a lot more sense lol
ArcticBlast
hahaa yeah i spose yer right.. although nothign in the op's story rang out as 'normal' to me
yeah, in an ideal scenario, its not a terrible idea 
but in this case...yikes
ArcticBlast
but in this case...yikes
ArcticBlast
Everyone gets shot down man. There are tons of women out there. Pick yourself up bro, you got her there, it wont be anything to meet another one. It's not a failure it's just a temporary set back. 
Psycho flags big time too anyway. It wasn't you.
Psycho flags big time too anyway. It wasn't you.
At least she didn't start crying uncontrollably and ask you to go get her carry out.
It was lucky 13 for me as I was 13 years old for my first time, the two girls were 12. Lucky start though, I did`nt manage to repeat a threesome experience with a couple of girls again till I was almost 15!!
Was there any stubble when you kissed, sometimes that can be a dead give away that she is actually a he, maybe something to remember next time eh?
You could ask her directly why she backed out/became repulsed?
Personally though, I`d forget this poor troubled lady/disappointed nymphomaniac/cross dressing gay dude, and if you`re shy or dont get out much, get back on the net dude find another, doesn`t even matter how shit you are, there are loads of desperate housewives wanna teach you how to do it better and there`s loads wanna be fucked near you, where ever you are, its nature. You`ve probably got a lot of catching up to do and could be a busy boy sating all the lonely housewives.
Heh heh, amusing thread.
Toke ;-)
Ps. One helpful tip is that if you have a long tongue, stick it out and wiggle it about a lot when you`re trying to pull, women love it. Sometimes helpful to be chewing gum at the time, so you can make out you were merely exercising your tongue if the odd one happens to take offence (usually nuns and old withered up spinsters).
Oh another tip is maybe find one who likes to be abused a bit behind closed doors (you`ll find them in the bondage/fetish section of whatever dating agency you use), those who are a bit frightened by abuse can be a major pain in the arse.. . that`s my experience, and I`m a good guy
Was there any stubble when you kissed, sometimes that can be a dead give away that she is actually a he, maybe something to remember next time eh?
You could ask her directly why she backed out/became repulsed?
Personally though, I`d forget this poor troubled lady/disappointed nymphomaniac/cross dressing gay dude, and if you`re shy or dont get out much, get back on the net dude find another, doesn`t even matter how shit you are, there are loads of desperate housewives wanna teach you how to do it better and there`s loads wanna be fucked near you, where ever you are, its nature. You`ve probably got a lot of catching up to do and could be a busy boy sating all the lonely housewives.
Heh heh, amusing thread.
Toke ;-)
Ps. One helpful tip is that if you have a long tongue, stick it out and wiggle it about a lot when you`re trying to pull, women love it. Sometimes helpful to be chewing gum at the time, so you can make out you were merely exercising your tongue if the odd one happens to take offence (usually nuns and old withered up spinsters).
Oh another tip is maybe find one who likes to be abused a bit behind closed doors (you`ll find them in the bondage/fetish section of whatever dating agency you use), those who are a bit frightened by abuse can be a major pain in the arse.. . that`s my experience, and I`m a good guy
i'm happy with how supportive people we're
and how honest and open you we're about your experience
don't be too hard on yourself
like others have said, I think you dodged a bullet too
I can imagine how she made you feel, her lack of empathy just shows how she's not worth your time / or she has issues
don't worry about it man, it's better this way
do something nice for yourself
and how honest and open you we're about your experience
don't be too hard on yourself
like others have said, I think you dodged a bullet too
I can imagine how she made you feel, her lack of empathy just shows how she's not worth your time / or she has issues
don't worry about it man, it's better this way
do something nice for yourself
