think I found yummybuds first date story

[Norrath]

years ago on matchmaker.com or some shit, back when every computer was a p1 less than 300mhz, those days, i met some hotty that i TOLD id never have a chance with, with my big thick coke bottle glasses and neat combed hair, id never get anywhere. like you.

but she told me to STOP IT, that's bad for me, im better and worth more than that, she thought i was funny and good to talk to over the interwebs, okay so maybe if we ever met IRL id fail miserably and get really awkward really quickly...but time went by...i learned, opened my eyes...

waht will make her want you over the 100 other guys all trying to be buddies? i dont KNOW you, i dont knwo what you have to bring to the table, im not a girl, and im not interested in you, i have NO idea man, you go show her what you have to bring to the table. YOU DONT KNOW! ive already mentioned the aforementioned!!EEEEEEEEEeeEEE! you just never know till you try it out. dont fil in the blanks with your own Automatic Negative Thoughts...ANTs for short. they will eat apart inside out.

she is 17 and youre 24. that's nice, my buddy is over 30 and his girlfriend is 25,(and met her when she was 20) and gorgeous, and a stripper, but awesome, i would totally date her and i dont think i could ever date a stripper, but for her, id make an exception. maybe ill get some pics to put in the bikini watchers club

she doesnt know you think she is hot, i said in your other thread, or ive said before, they cant READ your mind, she may not think she is all that hot, how do you know? did you ask her? maybe with all this disenchantment you have holding against her, she thinks youre not interested, so she's trying even harder to ruffle her peacock feathers trying to get some attention, telling you to smile, (kinda liek SHOW ME YOUR PACKAGE! i want to SEE SOMETHING of yours! show me show me! without saying that...) you state pretty bold statements for NOT KNOWING JACK.

you dont have to ask her out, just plant the seed. of course you'd not know anything about that, even being on a gardening website.

you plant a seed by showing interest, or even feigning interest. then they coddle that time they shared with you, they run it play by play, they think about you, even if you touch their shoulder, or hand or something, they remember, and associate certain things with certain things. maybe guys smiling at her is like a girl showing you her cleavage in hopes to sleep with you...YOU DONT KNOW.

but if you dont want to date her, dont. if you dont want to fuck her. dont. but dont come back complaining about EACH one, as if they owe it to you. because youre not following through. make a plan, youll see how easy it is after practice.

yeah that guy is probably a douche canoe, or just plain lacking tact. maybe you should refer him to your fucking threads, maybe HE will learn from them. /smack you so hard.

 

[genkisan]

At the end of the day Yummy is a spineless donkeyhonker who likes the attention he gets whining to us here better than any pussy he may or may not get.....









Like I have said many times before....he needs either a good couple years of therapy, or a whack of good clean doses out in the bush to scrub out his neurotic head.

 

[Rastanfisk]

So What, just dont go under the 18years (o:

 

[funkervogt]

 

[Norrath]

yeah...but no one in the real world cares about your degree. those girls at school dont want to hear about your degree, and talking about school, they want to get out and LOSE THEIR SHIRTS!

feck man, theyre all around you, not just in these places.

you dont have to go for coffee...you both smoke weed? do that. you both have legs? use them, is it snowing yet there? well it has to be...cmon i know where you live. go play in the snow.

should not be the activity creating a spark, YOU should be creating it. or it happening mutually, if not, bugger off, and plant a seed elsewhere.

you know youve planted enough seeds and waited too long with a certain girl that they ask, so what do you get up to? want to hang out? at this point, ten times too much time has gone by, they would have agreed to hang out with you MUCH earlier at this point. it's just the point of this is obvious, just go through with it already.

 

[Norrath]

also, that guy at your work, your humpy friend.

if he isnt the same age as you, she might be into older guys...not too much older, like 30, but just right, and innocent too. who does this sound like, you meymoon.

 

[genkisan]

Can anyone out there cut and paste Yummy's pic onto the smileyface guy in my donkeyhonker icon? I don't know how, but I think he should be honored by having his very own donkeyhonker gif....since he is the living embodiment of the concept...

 

[Rastanfisk]

Nice one ...HEHE

 

[Yummybud]

I think that guy is failing because 1) He looks desperate, he is going after every single hot looking girl at work and other girls can all see this. I can see that he is desperate and i'm sure girls can also tell.

2.) He is showing fake confidence. He is really loud and trying to act "cool".

3.) He is not very good looking. short, chubby and acne.....

one girl at my work even told me that guy is not very good looking.

I think i'm decent looking. I had one girl at my work once tell me that she thought I was way better looking at this other guy that was hitting on her..... she obviously liked me. and she'd alwasy stare at me. she was way too young 16 and i thought i'd be real creeper even talking ot her.


I don't care if people say girls go for guys with good personalities. most girls are just as shallow as guys and go for the best looking guys. but not always I see fugly short fatass guys with hot tall girsl sometimes not sure how that happens.

its confusing sometimes.

I remember this guy on a tv show. he is the Mexican "wolfman" he has a rare disease that his whole body is covered in hair so he looks like chubaca and he is in the circus.

and he is canadian.... anyways he has a super hot girlfriend nad they have a baby together..... so he is a circus freak and he managed to get a smoking hot giflriend. she wasn't just decent looking but really hot.

so I think sometimes some guys just get lucky as most women would probably not even look at him because he is a freak.

 

[Yummybud]

also, that guy at your work, your humpy friend.

if he isnt the same age as you, she might be into older guys...not too much older, like 30, but just right, and innocent too. who does this sound like, you meymoon.

that guy is 21 so younger than me i'm 24 but still he is older than the 17 year old.

also a lot of girls are really shallow like I said he isn't really good looking doesn't have a car etc.

this girl I really liked at my work also 17 I remember once called this guy at my work a "loser" talking to her friend, she was saying yeah he is such a loser he doesn't have any friends and doesn't even have a car or drivers license.

 

[genkisan]

so I think sometimes some guys just get lucky as most women would probably not even look at him because he is a freak.

Mr Wolfman was not just lucky......he showed his smokin' hot girlfriend he has more personality and confidence than a houseplant, thus making him desirable....a concept you seem to miss.



Yer a classic donkeyhonker, Yummy.....you are locked in a mental cycle that results in you getting kicked in the face....and you do nothing real to extricate yerself from it.

 

[steppinRazor]

i REALLY dont get the yummybud hype..
i mean when its occasional its pretty funny but how's this still going on.. been daze now and every fuckign reply from him and others' for that matter are EXACTLY the same.

 

[Yummybud]

maybe i'll try planting a seed idea. like the next time I see that russian chick at my work i'll smile at her and say something that is not creepy lol. I don't really know.

today at lunch that asshole guy at my work was sitting next to her and being all protective like she's all mine.

anyways she suddenly said smoking a cigarette goes really good with mountain dew.

and I made a comment and said you smoke cigarretes? and she said yeah and I said you should quit smoking tabaco and start smoking weed. I was just joking and she oh no I don't smoke weed.

If a girls smokes weed it'd be so much easier because I'd say hey lets go blaze afte rwork.

 

[Norrath]

that guy is 21 so younger than me i'm 24 but still he is older than the 17 year old.

also a lot of girls are really shallow like I said he isn't really good looking doesn't have a car etc.

this girl I really liked at my work also 17 I remember once called this guy at my work a "loser" talking to her friend, she was saying yeah he is such a loser he doesn't have any friends and doesn't even have a car or drivers license.

sounds like she recognizes LACK OF AMBITIONS, and wants nothing of that.

since youve been stand off-ish perhaps you havent lent her enough information to decide your fate yet...

dont even care about their vanity, most are pretty vane like us, (yay titties!) and really shouldnt phase you, cause if you notice theyre not good for you, then look elsewhere...

dont cling to the last known woman in your immediate vicinity...there are OTHERS out the fucking door. and down the street.

 

[Yummybud]

the girl that made that comment was another 17 year old girl that turned 18 later and I really liked her and she gave me signs she liked me but then started ignoring me and I asked her out anyways got her "number' and called her and she never picked up and then deleted her facebook a few months later.......

she was the one that added me on facebook also. now she is back on my facebook friends list lol but I obviously haven't tried to contact her after she rejected me. I called her 3 times never picked up and sent her a text and she never responded.

 

[SpasticGramps]

I don't have to read any of the last 20 pages to know that this is without a doubt the...

 

[Norrath]

show interest in her cigarettes yummy! perhaps she goes out on smoke breaks, you could go with her...smokers finish faster when they dont have company, she'd probably enjoy it and make it last longer. perhaps giving you some alone time, but not too much that it's awkward, because there's a finite amount of time smokers are allotted when it's not really their break, or even just because, they only last so long. et al.

maybe try a cigarette? ive feigned smoking cigarettes so many times just to nuzzle up on some girl. cause as an ex smoker i COULD REALLY GO FOR ONE, but i dont want to... but there's girl on the line!...just one wont hurt.

maybe be the one to introduce her to cannabis? not like you can come off as a heaty grower that knows too much about pot...i one time told someone about water curing...they looked at me like *blink blink* i felt really superhuman, but in a way that could end with jailtime...be careful! know good blazing spots. churches work well, cul de sacs cause you can see who's coming..

i duno man, this is your pejorative problem at hand. im losing steam pretty quickly. maybe just send her this way, instead=)

 

[Yummybud]

i've never actually seen her smoke. on her lunches she goes with that dorky guy to get lunch and comes back to the lunch room.

she probably has smoked cigs but isn't a smoker because I haven't seen her going for a smoke at work.

I have smoked cigs before and still do sometimes like when i'm drinking I like to smoke a cig or sometimes after smoking weed but i'm not a smoker.

 

[funkervogt]

i've never actually seen her smoke. on her lunches she goes with that dorky guy to get lunch and comes back to the lunch room.

she probably has smoked cigs but isn't a smoker because I haven't seen her going for a smoke at work.

I have smoked cigs before and still do sometimes like when i'm drinking I like to smoke a cig or sometimes after smoking weed but i'm not a smoker.

She's Russian? Well, yes, you should start taking up smoking immediately. That's preliminary. What's more important is that you start getting absolutely balls-out hammered on vodka before you see her. This will give you a leg-up over that other douche.

Most Russians are drunks. They are attracted to the scent of vodka and your drunk, retarded behavior will be appealing to them. They take you into the nearest bedroom and have violent sex with your helpless Canadian body.

The only things Russian chicks understand are money, cocaine, and insane drunk Russian men.

Smoking: yes
Vodka drunk: yes

Merry motherfucking Christmas you lovable loser.

 

[Yummybud]

are you kidding? thats such a stereotype.

you're telling me to come to work drunk and go and talk to a 17 year old girl?