we're all sitting in jail...

[Hash Zeppelin]

The lady in the first picture in "the funny picture thread" posted by yummy, could smuggle my whole dwc system and a year of nutes, in her fat folds.

Also nobody is making yummy their bitch, that is just mean. No bitch system in IC jail. we should make it a like wood stock/ david karesh compound instead. lol

 

[SpasticGramps]

Yeah that threw wrench in my plans.

 

[THC_Decapitator]

you boys ready for your cock meat sandwich

lol, noooo not me . ill pass that sandwich to the left hand side.

 

[MarquisBlack]

Find the biggest baddest dude in the joint, and give him the most brutal preemptive raping imaginable.

 

[JimBeamKush]

Lol you guys are funny as hell.

I think i would just sit back smoke some of the fire weed I see on here all the time amd listen to you guys talk

 

[hard rain]

I'd start a discussion about global warming, 2012, or aliens.

 

[Tripp35]

You'll nevah take me alive coppas!

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

When I think about it now. I want to be the Cook for everyone. Cooks have great jobs in the slammer. Just smuggle me a joint here and there and I'll hook your plate up - FAT!

 

[cellardweller]

 

[kaotic]

That's fookin great CD.

 

[sirgrassalot]

It looks like you pissed your pants again Mr Lahey.

 

[1G12]

Good gawd, what died in the upper right corner of that tray? LOL

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Good gawd, what died in the upper right corner of that tray? LOL

Hey, I just work here....... LOL
(But be fortunate)

(This is an actual prison kitchen in the Philippines)

 

[1G12]

Would I regret my stay on ICMAG?

Would I regret my stay on ICMAG?

Hell no!! I've always wanted to meet Gypsy!!

 

[motaloca]

nobody's pimping yummy.I'm sure yummy will be busy getting laid by all the nice women on ic.
looking forward to getting stoned on the best weed and munching on stoner4life's secret buffalo wings.
I'm gonna make iso in my cell, bring me your trim.
20 april gonna be a blast. the ic prison cup.

 

[medi-useA]

I sure do hope this is a mixed prison...

but who's going to be the poor S.O.B pushing the heavily-overladen-with-grow-books Library Cart?....Th@'s going to be a chore!

I say put the Ladies of IC in charge!

Women make better group oriented decisions

Gee I need to get laid!....not the sort of mentality to go in with, huh?

Who's for wiring a ballast or 6 to 'Ol sparky and setting up the 'X' chamber as a grow room?

Think the Gas chamber would suit CO2 growing?

Ya know the Organics Crowd are gonna kick up a stink and wanna build a wormfarm...I say let 'em grow the veggies too....might eat better than I am now and in better company too!

I say we build a giant DWC fountain in the courtyard and have some of you electric guru's wire the riot lights in the corner towers so we can grow a christmas tree all year 'round!

Of course there will be remedial courses in ghetto growing to educate the noobs....

Not had my experience with YummiuBud yet, so cannot make a comment
{looking forward though...seems like an ..er...interesting character...heheheh}

Is it true the isolation cells are ideal for curing bud?...no light, no air....nuffin'!???


muA


EDIT: Think they'll let me hang a bead curtain across the entry to my cell?

muA

 

[DogBoy]

I get dibs on the kitchen duties and feeding the wardens. You guys are gonna need my ability to make alcohol and narcotics from a potato and a smile like the A-Team!

 

[Moldy Dreads]

HAHAHAHA!!! Good one, cracked me up.

Shit, would I regret it? I think looking back on your life, you're more likely to regret the things you did not do, than the things you've done.

Best post yet!

 

[SpasticGramps]

Not had my experience with YummiuBud yet, so cannot make a comment
{looking forward though...seems like an ..er...interesting character...heheheh}



muA

Yummy is busy on D Block for the next couple of hours. Then off to A Block for a date with Bubba (IC Mag lurker). I'll hook you up for $50/hr though. Make it $75/hr and I'll dress him in pink. You'll see what interesting is all about.

 

[oldbongwater]

think i'll apply for warden of this joint