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TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!

TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!

  • live happily ever after.

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • divorced and broke starting from scratch.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • together for the kids sake, but miserable.

    Votes: 4 6.8%
  • joins john daly on the hooters tour.

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • drug addict stuck inside watching cartoons eating cerial.

    Votes: 5 8.5%
  • shamed and over doses.

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • divorced, wins masters, back on top of the world as americas number 1 bachelor.

    Votes: 44 74.6%

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Blue Dot

How fucking boring does your life have to be to discuss this garbage?


Dude, we play golf. We're boring by nature. lol

But if tiger didn't act like he was such "the shit" as a role model to kids (with his foundation and sponsorship) then I agree this wouldn't be as important a story as it is.
 

Tronic

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That was the whole point your moron!

LOL, you act like he didn't have a chance to turn pro. Instead he focused on his education getting those degree(S) of his (which tiger doesn't hold) all the while winning EVERYTHING in site (with a faithful wife to boot).

(The Masters is the most revered tournement in history and it was because Bobby wanted it to showcase Amateurs. Why the Fuk do you think they allow so many amateur sponsorship exemptions in the Masters today??)

I said get back to me when you did your research.

To compare Robert Tyre Jones Jr. to tiger woods makes me want to throw up.

You've just proven you know nothing about the game of golf, but I already knew that, I just wanted to goat it out of you so the rest of the site knew it.

Yes, you're correct blue dot. bobby jones did have the chance to turn professional. however he came from a family of immense wealth, which he just helped to grow with his, as you so well put it, 'degrees'. tiger grew up fairly lower middle class, in a military style environment. i dont fault the 'kid' for not getting an 'education' when clearly he's made more than bobby jones could have ever dreamt of.

oh also, since i know nothing about the game of golf.. why dont you check out how many times tiger has played in the masters, as an amateur. the FIRST time he turned professional, he won. pretty badass to me.

and finally, i never, EVER, ONCE, compared tiger woods to bobby jones. you were the one who brought him up in discussion. i simply said no other athlete dominitated his sport/era like tiger woods. point made.

wags right the fuck on bro. so yeah blue dot... seems like the only ones who know a god damn thing about golf are the ones calling you out on your bullshit... but what did you expect from a forum full of stoners... roflmao

EDIT** the only valid comparison I can think of is Wilt Chamberlain when he was playign basketball against all the tiny little white guys.... but even then... on a worldwide scale.. dont know....**
 
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T.Baggins

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tigers a pimp-daddy! watch out Wilt, tigers going for 20,001..haha...
seriously though, maybe he should try to spin this in his favor, like a trojan sponsorship or Viagra or something... idkifh
 
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TrichyTrichy

Gatorade has come forth in supporting Tiger.
A lot of girls are coming out of the woodwork now.
 
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Blue Dot

oh also, since i know nothing about the game of golf.. why dont you check out how many times tiger has played in the masters, as an amateur. the FIRST time he turned professional, he won. pretty badass to me.

get over it. I didn't say tiger wasn't a great golfer. IMO he is.

I didn't say tiger won't have the best record in golf. IMO he will.

What I'm saying and you're not hearing is there is more to life then just fuking golf.

Bobby Jones is more of a MAN then tiger and on par with him as a golfer so that means overall Bobby Jones is better. Same goes for Jack.

Those old player of yore weren't just respected because of their golf game, they were respected because of who they were.

Tiger hurt his knee and takes almost a year off, meanwhile Ben Hogan almost kills himself in a horrific car crash and comes back to win.

Hogan and his wife, Valerie, survived a head-on collision with a Greyhound bus on a fog-shrouded bridge east of Van Horn, Texas on February 2, 1949. Hogan threw himself across Valerie in order to protect her, and would have been killed had he not done so, as the steering column punctured the driver's seat.

This accident left Hogan, age 36, with a double-fracture of the pelvis, a fractured collar bone, a left ankle fracture, a chipped rib, and near-fatal blood clots: he would suffer lifelong circulation problems and other physical limitations. His doctors said he might never walk again, let alone play golf competitively. He left the hospital on April 1, 59 days after the accident.


It's the reason the golfers that hit the ceremonial tee shot at the Masters get more of an applause then tiger does comming up the 18th but you "atheletes" are too busy in the gym to notice.
 
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TrichyTrichy

What's more interesting the Rachel chick had an affair with David Boreanz(actor) a few weeks ago. She is connected to vivid entertainment some how.
I suspect she had quite an agenda with 300 collected text messages and voicemails.
 

Tronic

Member
aaaand once again you think teh whole world is out to get you.

i agree there is a lot more to life than golf.

i also never debated teh fact that bobby jones, or even jack nicklaus for that matter were men of a higher moral substance than tiger. i dont even disagree with you.

i'm just standing behind everything i've written, which you've clearly chosen to glance over and take random quotes out of context, even when i've clearly explained them in great detail.

oh well. mr wags has it right no reason to keep playing in the mud
 

T.Baggins

Member
What's more interesting the Rachel chick had an affair with David Boreanz(actor) a few weeks ago. She is connected to vivid entertainment some how.
I suspect she had quite an agenda with 300 collected text messages and voicemails.
i heard vivid said they'd pay a million bucks to any of the chicks tiger banged, if they do a video for them....
 
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TrichyTrichy

...and now she is being repped by Gloria Allred. I'd bet she has video's on Woods and Boreanz already edited.
 

dopeshow

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Take one rip out of a bong... you're dropped by your sponsor.

Commit adultery... you're oookie dokie!!

Fuck America, Fuck America, F-U-C-K America.

The place where morality comes to die.

Blue Dot is making the correct point, as a man... Tiger is fucking bogus. I don't give a fuck if he was trained since birth to swing a stick... swinging a stick has nothing, and I mean ABSOLUTELY nothing, to do with what kind of person you are. But that's okay, here in America we don't give a god damn what kind of person you are... all I want to know is how much money can you make me?????

/rant

Man this irks my tater.
 

flubnutz

stoned agin ...
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tiger is the greatest golfer of all time in terms of his domination of a field of modern golfers with the best of training and equipment.

and now he's shovelling what, 50 mill at his wife to hang in there for another 2 years?????????? tiger, be true to yourself, be a ho' and slug it out LMAO :D
 

BadTicket

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Nice swede trophy wife, man i could go for some of that too, wouldn't even care if she's a crazy biotch, that's Tigers problem. :)

But who the fuck watches golf? :D I can kinda understand playing it if u'r a super bore, but watching it.. U need a life! :xmasnut:

Oooh, but if there wasn't golf, there wouldn't be all these great comics making fun of it :)

History of golf by Robin Williams.

George Carlin takes a piss on golf
 

mrwags

********* Female Seeds
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It's a Sublime homage. 40 oz to Freedom, Hello?

Oh, and it's FORE, not "FOUR" per your previous post. lol

Then why not have it say 40 oz to freedom or are we suppose to read between the lines like most your other posts? Good group by the way.


Oh and thanks for the english lesson:) I do stand corrected and ty again.


Have A Great Day
Mr.Wags
 
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TrichyTrichy

Tiger's baby momma not elin. Has surfaced :/ this is gonna be a wild ride.

BTW: she lives around the corner from Tigers' home in Orlando. :yoinks:
 

Norrath

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poor tiger, he should just quit and let the non demigods play their game.. live happily ever after with his large sum of money and his bought escort-wife.

paying her to be happy in a relationship for sponsors' amelioration...?

cmon tiger, discern, DISCERN!
 
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TrichyTrichy

just read this on disted. "Rachel Uchitel told friends that Tiger Woods was hooked on having "Ambien Sex" with her. Apparently, Rachel said, "You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
 

trouble

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just read this on disted. "Rachel Uchitel told friends that Tiger Woods was hooked on having "Ambien Sex" with her. Apparently, Rachel said, "You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."

I'm more surprised by Tigers lack of good judgment than the fact he cheated on his wife. If I were the #1 golfer in the world with a billion in the bank, I would be a little more selective about the women I choose to engage in an affair with.

This is the kind of shit that happens when you date mindless, hood-rats with big tits, no shame, and no brains, that have an economic incentive to sell their stories the moment a relationship goes south or is exposed.

If history has taught these simple-minded celebrities & politicians anything, one would think that it's, the greater the dispairity between their own education, income, and station in life, and the skanks they date, the greater the risk. If Tiger were dating a Fortune 500 Executive or a married women with a family of her own, he would have been much less susceptible to breaches of confidentiality.

Note to Tiger: believe it or not, trailer-trash fame-chashers are not known for their discretion. They will suck a donkey's dick on national TV if it would get them on a reality show. They'll eagerly sell their stories to the tab's & talk shows because they have no reputation to preserve. All their friends & family already know they're whores. Unlike yourself, who could lose his family and endorsement deals, they lose nothing. It's a free-bone to them, not a burden or career changer.





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RockyMountainHi

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with th
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True dat


Back when,,,

I was in the Nav,, old salt told us, if ya ever go to a house of "Happy endings", pick the ugly girl - she will treat you well and ya usually don't catch no diseases or bugs.

And basically - they look the same with the lights out anyway.

I use ta know a few "toot whore" types. Tiger could have bought out a cartel by the time this is done.

Bout then is when I figgured out not all hookers want chump change;
 
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