The worst things to say after sex

[h^2 O]

 

[southpaw]

Hell yes, down to fifty seconds!

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Are those "D"s.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I don't know. Ask Yummy.

 

[ureapwhatusow]

THANKS MOM

 

[GET MO]

*whispers* next time Ill wake u up first.

 

[ureapwhatusow]

wow if only you had a lower body temperature and rigor mortise i could tell all my friends i just fucked a corpse

 

[ureapwhatusow]

having sex with you has made my realize why someone like jeffery dalhmer would turned gay and eat people

 

[ureapwhatusow]

you must got proud parents

youve got your mommas cavernous gape and your fathers taint

 

[danny karey]

Hey, what smells like a dumpster? Oh, it's your puss......Great!!



danny

 

[grow1620]

hold on, let me go clean out the condom and roll it back up before it dries out again.