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What's the best Hotel in Amsterdam that's smoke friendly?

aziv

New member
Also - most of the Amsterdam Escape apartments are on/around Nieuwmarkt. Very cool/quiet part of town. Walk around the temple and you're in the red light district. Good restaurants and Basjos is just a block away. If you have the chance try New Years at Nieuwmarkt - absolutely AMAZING!!!! Screw the party at Dam square. Fireworks so close they fall on you - it just rocks!!

http://www.panoramas.dk/new-year-2007/amsterdam.html
 

Goldwing

Member
315 euro/ night for the "home" ground level, with two floors, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms (one shower), kitchen, play station, tv, dvd, computer, free beer!!, pipes, bongs, free welcome sample!!

160 euro for the "suite" on 1 floor, with 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom/shower, all other amenities except you have to share a kitchen/computer with the apartment on the floor below. That's where I took the pictures. Lots of narrow stairs.

I have stayed there before so there was a 10% repeat customer discount and another deal for staying over 2 weeks. Depending on your schedule they have a last minute deal section with huge discounts.

These guys are too cool - will help you with anything and all their places are smoke friendly.

dam you guys are rich, I need to go with 3 other people to get the price down
 

Goldwing

Member
Also - most of the Amsterdam Escape apartments are on/around Nieuwmarkt. Very cool/quiet part of town. Walk around the temple and you're in the red light district. Good restaurants and Basjos is just a block away. If you have the chance try New Years at Nieuwmarkt - absolutely AMAZING!!!! Screw the party at Dam square. Fireworks so close they fall on you - it just rocks!!

http://www.panoramas.dk/new-year-2007/amsterdam.html

Thanks
How are the whores? I want to partake too, hehe :woohoo:
 

aziv

New member
Thanks
How are the whores? I want to partake too, hehe :woohoo:


Some are SMOKING HOT some are really not. You can find the centerfold or the 200# Somoan midget. Crazy shit! Lots to choose from - you'll find someone who interest you. And they are clean - as clean as can be . . . .
 

Goldwing

Member
Some are SMOKING HOT some are really not. You can find the centerfold or the 200# Somoan midget. Crazy shit! Lots to choose from - you'll find someone who interest you. And they are clean - as clean as can be . . . .

Thanks :woohoo:
 

Space Toker

Active member
Veteran
uh ok since we are on the topic, how much does a hot whore run? :D

edit: joke and serious question too, hey now I'm curious and want to know! :D
 

Wev

Member
$180 Hotel Yorba.
Spent a Lost week-end in this Hotel in A`dam.
The sickest price was the Cost of the Medicine.
Am Laughing at it now, will you laugh with me.
 

Warrior

Member
Some are SMOKING HOT some are really not. You can find the centerfold or the 200# Somoan midget. Crazy shit! Lots to choose from - you'll find someone who interest you. And they are clean - as clean as can be . . . .

I sure hope they're clean. I kept on going even after the deed was done, and something slipped off..and well it's been 3 years and no sores or anything. Lol. just gotta get a test to make sure.
 

johnyhash

Cannabis Connoisseur
ICMag Donor
Nice lol.... eating hooker vagina is pretty gross, It is possible for these prostitutes to have a disease, even if they where tested everyday some of the std's will not show up on tests untill down the road. Didnt want to spoil the fun.
 

Goldwing

Member
Nice lol.... eating hooker vagina is pretty gross, It is possible for these prostitutes to have a disease, even if they where tested everyday some of the std's will not show up on tests untill down the road. Didnt want to spoil the fun.


I couldn't resist that one, sorry LOL
 

stasis

Registered Non-Conformist
Veteran
Ya know, Y'all, it isn't impossible to smoke in a room, but there must be a window open, and joints are FOGGERS, as we all know...

Becomes a challenge to see how long you can hold a toke in... So that the smoke is minimalized.

Used other accommodation options, of late, so I have not stayed in a hotel room there for a couple years, but in the past, I avoided problems... Clean up detritus, and ashes..... Each morning air out da place.

Having said that, the Folks running a Hotel are not fools... haha, they have discerning noses....

I usually buy a plastic bong, a glass pipe for buds or pure hash (my favorite), and all the other supplies upon arrival, and really DO try to keep the smoke out of people's faces... lol....

Being low-key goes a long way..
 

Space Toker

Active member
Veteran
oh why go back on topic when we are having so much fun! :D
$180? that's the going rate? ok sorry was fun while it lasted. :)
peace
 

stasis

Registered Non-Conformist
Veteran
StRa has a good one there.

I stayed there for a couple of nights... It is not the quietest building. But, if you are the last one in, at 5am, it is ...!!! Although that is the last reason I go to AMS, you won;t get a whole lotta sleep there, though.

There was no smoking restrictions then, though. May be different now...

Fun C'shop/Pub downstairs with Alcohol (Rookies), if you are into that as well...

Hotel Owner is Cool... We talked at length... They used to own a Head shop right across the street, making the Damrak Detour to a Headshop - immediately upon arrival a NON-necessity. lol- I think I saw it shutterred last year, could be wrong......

IMHO, the best "Hotel" is yours or a Stately Dutch Girl's apartment, who you drank Champagne with last night, showed her the magic - for her first time - of a 100% Indica, and ended up under her Duvet - or your own - lol....! But, what do I know...??? haha, back to lewdness, as requested.....

I love the professionals, but nothing like Free Will, and Free ____....!!

Watch out for that $1.50 Euro, though....!!! Bummerz. That'll keep me away this year....
 

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