Favorite lines from movies

[hunt4genetics]

"You know you done f*cked up right? Menace II Society.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I'll prolly just build her a cake or something...

 

[Kush_Master]

- What is this?
- Its blue light.
- What does it do?
- It shines blue.
(Rambo)

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

"we are the butts of the chipmunk ass"

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

mother mother f*ck mother mother f*ck mother mother f*ck f*ck noise noise noise- jay & silent bob

 

[resin_lung]

back to school-

bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out, then bring one every ten

or something like that.

 

[I N Hail]

:The Devils Rejects

Boy, the next words outta your mouth better be some brilliant Mark Twain shit,...cause it is defintely getting chiseled on your tombstone".-Otis Driftwood

 

[killa-bud]

There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain over looking a herd of grazing cows. The younger one says to the older one,"Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says " No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

 

[mean mr.mustard]

What kinda movies do you watch killa?

 

[resin_lung]

colors great line killa

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Obviously you are not a golfer.

 

[EvilRaven1031]

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

and

TOGA! TOGAAAAAA!

and

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

All courtesy of Mr. Bluto Blutarski

 

[sackoweed]

im all jacked up on moutain dew chip!!

first you shake and then you bake.. shake and bake!!

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!!

 

[sackoweed]

That thar is a big ole chunk of space poopy.. look see there's a peanut.

Joe Dirt

 

[sackoweed]

owr you for scewba lubin? my name is not lubin its ruben!!!!

Along came polly

 

[Mr. Burgundy]

Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis *reduction*?
Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"

Waiting for Guffman

Stay Classy!

 

[mean mr.mustard]

There I was fresh off a destroyer with a dance belt and a tube of chapstick... ya know not much to call my own.

Love that flick Ron!!

... also I'm a fan of scotch

:friends:

 

[Lil 'o Me]

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

~Fear and Loathing

 

[Mr. Burgundy]

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky mus' be messin' 'round wit mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.


So reminds me of my OG uncles after some 70's type bud...

Stay Classy!