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Chamba

use dried/aged bamboo, not green if you want it to last.

here's how you make a nice bamboo smoking pipe thats good for one hits of bud or excellent for smoking dry sift

!) cut a thin length of bamboo, I prefer about a 30 cm/12 inches long and about as thick as a man's finger tapering down to half that thickness..but thicker bamboo works too, so does shorter lengths.
2) use a straightened out metal coat hanger and twist off the spiral end to use as a "drill" to poke and twist through the internal segments of the bamboo. If the break is not jagged enough then use a pair of pliers to make it rougher so it bites through the internal walls.
3) use a sharp pointed knife or box cutters etc to carve out the bowl hole,
4) use a rounded object like the end of a ball point pen to force the mesh into the bowl opening, do it right and the mesh will stay in place and form a bowl shape, or use thin tie wire to hold the mesh in mesh if necessary, Force the bottom of the mesh towards to mouthpiece so the bud coal doesn't burn the inside of the bamboo under the bowl, this point is important with very thin pipes, less so with thicker bamboo.
5A) if you don't have mesh, turn off the main water supply, unscrew a faucet and remove the wire mesh filter and use this as your bowl/mesh.....
5B)or if mesh is not available (and you don't have a monkey wrench) cut a thinner piece of bamboo, 0.5 ~ 1.0 inch long and fit/force this into the hole, angled towards the mouthpiece so you can watch the burn and control your smoke better.....cut this short bowl stem so there's a segment inside to act as a bowl and then use your drill (aka the coat hanger) to make a bowl hole or holes, also cut the bottom of the stem with a half moon that points towards the mouthpiece so the smoke travels easily towards you.
6) It's often difficult to make two pieces of bamboo airtight, so make it as tight as you can then use a lit candle and drip hot wax around the stem/pipe join and use a knife or flat stick to force the pliable wax into the gaps all around, then a lighter to smooth it, take away the excess wax
7) rub the mouth end of the pipe on concrete or rough sand paper to narrow it down as a mouthpiece.
8) thin bamboo is not that easy to hold, so wrap damp string around tightly in places to improve the grip. when the string or twine dries it will be tight, dry wrapped string tends to loosen easily.
9)fast to make, natural, unbreakable, lasts for ages and smokes very cool.....and when it's time to retire it you can use it as a stake in a pot plant!

Happy Ghetto pipe making!
 

Diskrete

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One that I have made many times, but the first time was san felipe at an offroad race and it's clutch...
I drink a grip of water, so it's common to find water bottles in my truck, Had a 1/4 and was getting tired of hitting it through a can so I found some small clear hose and a small socket.
I burned a hole into the side about 2-3 inches up then worked it a lil to make it airtight, use tape if necessary, find the socket that will fit snug into your hose burn a hole if desired for a carb. Takes 3-5 minutes and can be used over and over. But I have made one on just about every desert trip I have been on along with trips allover. Pull out the hose or just the socket and throw out the rest when you are done. I like to use the 1 liter wide mouth bottles. water bottle bong.
 

nepalnt21

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its probably important to mention that it might not be a good idea to use plastic. even if it isnt the hitter, plastic on the inside of a pipe can get hot enough to release some bad ass crap into you.
 
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bagseed77

aluminum foil with some small holes poked in it over the end of a toilet paper roll


i cant beleive we forgot that trick, damn, thats old school, my mom taught me that one, lol

cool on the carrot idea too , have carrot will travel , :joint:
 
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Chamba

Here's another quicky pipe ....place a piece of aluminum foil over a coffee mug with a handle. Form/push the foil over the top and down the sides of the cup so the open part of the cup is covered with the foil and holds in place.

Use a rounded object to form the (very shallow) "bowl" on one side of the cup and use a pointed object like a pin to make tiny holes in this bowl. Hold the foil on the sides as you make the bowl depression and holes. Then on the opposite side of the bowl, cut a little slit to sip the smoke from, this slit should be cut on the inside edge of the cup and 1/8" x 1/2" (3.75mm x 12.5 mm) works good for "sipping" little one hits of hash or bud.

It's super fast to make, but makes the cup stink afterwards, so use some one else's cup, of course..or also line the inside of cup with foil first

and make tiny holes and a very small slit at first, as you can always easily add more holes or make the mouthpiece slit larger if need be...this pipe hits better than it sounds..lol

if you use an actual soup bowl, it gives new meaning to " Let's have a bowl"
 

ScrubNinja

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Years ago I was stuck at work and needed to smoke. All I had was my water bottle and dirt. I poured water on the clay and basically made a pipe, wrapped around a twig which I pulled out. It tasted exactly like dirt! But it worked. Another time I just threw it on the ground and blazed it.
 
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Chamba

Here's another quicky pipe ....place a piece of aluminum foil over a coffee mug with a handle. Form/push the foil over the top and down the sides of the cup so the open part of the cup is covered with the foil and holds in place.

Use a rounded object to form the (very shallow) "bowl" on one side of the cup and use a pointed object like a pin to make tiny holes in this bowl. Hold the foil on the sides as you make the bowl depression and holes. Then on the opposite side of the bowl, cut a little slit to sip the smoke from, this slit should be cut on the inside edge of the cup and 1/8" x 1/2" (3.75mm x 12.5 mm) works good for "sipping" little one hits of hash or bud.

It's super fast to make, but makes the cup stink afterwards, so use some one else's cup, of course..or also line the inside of cup with foil first

and make tiny holes and a very small slit at first, as you can always easily add more holes or make the mouthpiece slit larger if need be...this pipe hits better than it sounds..lol

if you use an actual soup bowl, it gives new meaning to " Let's have a bowl"

another way to form the "bowl" so it's better than just a shallow depression and has sides is to use a bowl shaped object (eg your pinkie, a thimble, large pen etc), press this into the sheet of aluminum foil to form the bowl with sides then carefully mold it over the cup and down the sides, pin holes etc..use an elastic band to make sure the foil is airtight against the sides of the bowl or cup (this is a must when you only have just enough foil)
 

WaTerR

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what could you use instead of computer paper to roll with?

im just wondering thought someone might know
 
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icmag.is.#1

lol this thread brings back many memories from the early days of tokin. My Favorite device was a bic pen without the guts and a square cut from an aluminum can. Roll the square into a cone heat it up good in a pair of pliers to try to burn out some of the aluminum oxide, stick cone in pen. Now you have a downstem that can be stuck into any plastic bottle but be vary careful with the lighter cause you don't wanna melt your pen and inhale plastic fumes

needless to say I was very happy when my first glass spoon was gifted to me by a friend for me Bday
 
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Chamba

but be vary careful with the lighter cause you don't wanna melt your pen and inhale plastic fumes

yes, be very careful indeed!.... my advice is don't smoke through plastic stems, that's just dumb shit
 
okay. this is from my HS days when I wasn't old enough to buy a proper pipe.

I used to have a small 4" steel pipe from the hardware store that I would bring with me to do the water bottle trick, and this certainly falls into that same catergory of creation. With a bowl piece from a bong it would only work better.

Go to starbucks, or any coffee shop as long as they give you a paper cup with a tight lid. Take a breath through the mouth-hole to see if it is airtight. If it's not, say that it drips and they'll usually give you a new cup/lid. Make sure that it is super airtight. Make sure it only pulls through a little bit of air. Then, drink your coffee. mmmm coffee.

Next, poke through the side about 2" up from the bottom with a pencil. be sure that what you use to poke through is not as big as what you will be using as your stem.

once you have that hole in the side of the cup, work the stem in there so that it is at the angle you are going to want it. Make sure not to rip the cup OR stretch out the hole.

Once you've got it how you like, put a piece of masking tape around the stem to hold it in place relative to the cup. This isn't necessary if you have an accomplice and can hold the pipe in place the whole time (although its a bit of a pain in the butt).

After that, add some water (1.5 ") and put the lid back on. I spose you could use the coffee to if you didn't finish it or are especially hardcore. Test it by pulling through the mouth hole. a rapid bubbling sound means success.

I would typically use a piece of orange peel with some holes stuck in it as a bowl at the top of my ghetto hardware store metal pipe.

It feels really cool to take a hit out of a starbucks cup. and it just looks like really steamy coffee.
 
lol this thread brings back many memories from the early days of tokin. My Favorite device was a bic pen without the guts and a square cut from an aluminum can. Roll the square into a cone heat it up good in a pair of pliers to try to burn out some of the aluminum oxide, stick cone in pen. Now you have a downstem that can be stuck into any plastic bottle but be vary careful with the lighter cause you don't wanna melt your pen and inhale plastic fumes

needless to say I was very happy when my first glass spoon was gifted to me by a friend for me Bday


I agree it brings back the memories of those eager stoner years where you'll go to any lengths to make a bowl/bong/pipe or what have you. Good Times
 

nepalnt21

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apples have been my latest kick. a well made one with a shottie works just as well as any old bowl.
 

japican

Member
The apple was pretty good cuz u ALWAYS get the munchies after a toke
the can was alright not my fav but it did the trick
one of my friend mad one of those lil metal pipes from home depot put a sceen in it and every thing ..we called it super mario lol
 

midwestHIGHS

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in this bmx video i was watching a guy shoved a chunk of bud in his nose, grabed his lighter and torched that shit and let out a big drag.

best ghetto toke ever.
 

geopolitical

Vladimir Demikhov Fanboy
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We have a lot of clay here, you can dig down a few feet and find large deposits of it. If you have a large group you can make yourself a big bowl and tube. Looks pretty ridiculous kissing the ground but I think that's the oddest smoking contraption I've ever had a part in.
 

chuckyoufarley

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BUSH DR.
a piece of paper bag to wrap your herbs into a cone
I smoked with an older jamacan fella back in 1977 at a mill it was called MAJESTIC WEAVING in CORNWALL NY and he rolled a giant spliff with my lunch bag{brown paper bag}
i was like yea right i aint smoking that but he lit it and it was burning down the inside of the cone and barely burn the bag at all ,so i did and up helping him finish it

the good ole daze
 
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bagseed77

in this bmx video i was watching a guy shoved a chunk of bud in his nose, grabed his lighter and torched that shit and let out a big drag.

best ghetto toke ever.

you 1 uped me , damn i might have to try that one,lol at a party
:yoinks:
 
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