What is your best "Pick Up" line?

[h^2 O]

well I HAVE been getting $5....

Every kid needs a father....

 

[Marywanna]

The best lines are coming from chicks,fellas.................take notes!

 

[Bobby Stainless]

Take a hike bitch.

 

[xinsanewickedx]

lol this is funny shit i have a few but kk says i can't post them cause they maybe a little too dirty

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Hey baby wana bump uglies?

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lol this is funny shit i have a few but kk says i can't post them cause they maybe a little too dirty

post em chicken!!!! jk LOL

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

"grab your coat, you've pulled"

lovely jubbly !

 

[Dirt Magirt]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

OMG! That is just freakin hilarious!

 

[randude101]

Are those real?

 

[One Love]

do you have a mirror in your pocket?

because i can see me in your pants....


(hope this hasn't already been posted, i couldn't read them all..)

 

[Big D]

hehehe

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. "

AHH hahahaha.... Classic! That was a great episode!

 

[randude101]

So that is it for the lines guys?


Girls pride themselves in how they take a man down a notch (that is hitting on them). Maybe one of our lovely ladies could make a thread on that one I would read it.

 

[smokeetreatz]

Do you know Cpr? cuz my penis stopped breathing!

 

[Rouge]

no, you know a lot of my girl friends that I would club with, they'd usually ask ME to go up since I had all the guts when I was drinking to the guy and start shooting the shit eventually I would introduce them to my friend who wanted to meet them. Kinda jr high stuff.. but yes its still being played in the bars today. LoL

So a little booze gave you balls, huh? So what'd you say to them? "Hey guy, wanna do my friends?"

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

So a little booze gave you balls, huh? So what'd you say to them? "Hey guy, wanna do my friends?"

yea liquid courage is what I say it is... but no I dont quite say that, just make small chit chat, & say Im with those ppl over there(point to friends) and if they seem interested in my friends then cool if not im out LoL

 

[reefa cheefa]

wassup names dre can i blaze come chronic w u?

 

[Jones]

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[Sleepy]

i'm more handsome when the lights are off...

 

[ROJO145]

Got any Irish in ya?.........want a little?

 

[Big D]

Does my breath smell okay?


Your lips would make a lollypop very happy!