can you roll?

[h^2 O]

joker rolling machine for $3. Rolls 'em like cigs

 

[ArcticBlast]

its about PRACTICE! Try to roll from one end of it first (this will make a cone-shaped joint). Plus, rolling papers are cheap as hell! If it looks/burns like shit, rip that shit up and re-roll it! My first joint was a lumpy piece of shit that went out repeatedly! Now i roll immaculate j's every time

Practice!
ArcticBlast

 

[TreAndKat]

95% of people who say they can roll suck at rolling.

A perfect joint should:
1) Be rolled with a king size paper, the thinner the better. (Personal favorites: OCB's, followed by Smoking Brand (gold, blue, silver, or black).

2) Have a filter/crutch/tip/whatever you want to call it. It hits better and you can smoke it to the end.

3) Taper to a perfect cone shape.

4) Have no wrinkles, soft spots, or visual imperfections of any kind.

If you have an excess of pot, as many on here do, rolling perfectly matters not. But for me, a fellow of modest means in an area of expensive canna, getting every last puff out of that weed is a necessity.

 

[stc9357]

Haha..KK get to rolling!

I remember rolling my first joint.. my boyfriend had forgot a fat sack in my car.

Yippie sez me! I pulled over at the first available light source, and pulled out a paper.

Nothing works better than to either roll it or not smoke!

I twisted up the ugliest joint you ever saw, but she smoked!

I was rolling joints behind that boyfriend's back for couple years before he figured out I knew how to roll... heehee....

Nobody can tell you how to do it KK, you just gotta practice. Now when you get good, you can roll with both hands and drive the car with your left knee.... lol

It's funny never got to smoke a ugly one if you've seen kill bill my best friend who taught me did me like that I rolled one up if it didn't pass satisfaction he would say, "Again!" Bought packs and went through them trained like it was the olympics and it payed off!

 

[Stevius]

Rolling? No problem. I rolled spliffs in really hard conditions (ex. on a boat driving 25 knots, jumping on crazy waves, water splashing everywhere) and always rolled it good!

KK - If you ever need help. Just call me! I can roll you as many joint you want. In fact... rolling is one of my favourite things, besides smoking. Rolling is my hobby!

 

[Denial N Error]

Getcha some tobacco and papers, practice.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I actually had to have my uncle roll me a couple. but that cig roller sounds like a good idea lol...shit im lazy. seriously. haha
but thats funny lola.. rollin & drivin. thats talent !!!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

Rolling? No problem. I rolled spliffs in really hard conditions (ex. on a boat driving 25 knots, jumping on crazy waves, water splashing everywhere) and always rolled it good!

KK - If you ever need help. Just call me! I can roll you as many joint you want. In fact... rolling is one of my favourite things, besides smoking. Rolling is my hobby!

hey stevius hows it going?
i've heard blunts are easier to roll.. is that true?

 

[stc9357]

hey stevius hows it going?
i've heard blunts are easier to roll.. is that true?

Not trying to talk for him but yeah if you perfect joints then blunts can be rolled with your eyes closed literally I've done it before. As far as joint rolling machines never get them unless after lots of practice you still suck bad. I like rolling too I consider it a small hobby I always strive for perfection but who doesn't.

 

[LolaGal]

I actually had to have my uncle roll me a couple. but that cig roller sounds like a good idea lol...shit im lazy. seriously. haha
but thats funny lola.. rollin & drivin. thats talent !!!

Yeah, I had to give up bong toking and driving after the accident....

I had this little mini bong and tried to puff it driving down a back road... This was when I lived at my parents as a kid... Into the ditch....back out.... haha

Looking down to light the bowl, forgot to drive there for a while.. should've used a bigger bong...

Kaotic that good weed will stick to the rolling paper making a one twist easy!

Even distribution of chopped weed the key!

Have you tried rolling with a dollar? It's the easiest ever.

Take a paper, crease, fill with your weed. Place unrolled joint onto dollar bill.

Fold end of dollar up over the unrolled joint.

Take both thumbs and pull up on dollar in front and pull down in the back. This makes a rolling machine and your joint will be twisted perfectly.

Remove Joint from dollar bill, glue and enjoy!

Good way to learn to roll and anybody can do it.

 

[Stevius]

Blunts, papers... almost no difference to me.

Rolling machines...? Forget about it! Then you have one more thing to carry with you. And probably you wont have it with you all the time. Learn how to roll with hands and then you will be rolling wherever and whenever you want!
I`ve mastered rolling to such high level that I can roll a perfect good lookin spliff even with "triple-vision" caused by huge quantities of alcohol. Though I dont like to drink anymore. Smoking feels so much better!


Wish you good luck in your new adventures of rolling




P.s.: After a while everybody develops their own technique and style. So learning by watching someone else can sometimes be difficult, cause it is his "own style". You know the basics, get to it and practice, practice, practice... Eventualy you will be rolling like us..... pros! j/k

 

[Stoner4Life]

ZIG~ZAG Rollers.......

ZIG~ZAG Rollers.......

I'm not the best on rollin' joints myself so if I need to roll a
party worthy fatty or two I like to use a rolling machine.......
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[ZombieWeed]

that's what I do
less paper, more bud taste
does burn faster unless you roll tight

best way to learn is by practice.
once you get the tuck and roll down its cake (add 15 mins if stoned)
sticky bud is good for beginners

That looks almost exactly like mine, dutch style FTW.

For mine I cut the filter tips in half because I feel they take up too much paper space. I also like a little longer paper. I also recommend untwisting the lighting end before you start it so the joint doesn't take too long to light or canoe.

 

[kaotic]

Now when you get good, you can roll with both hands and drive the car with your left knee.... lol

My ex gave me hell for this. I can't believe there is a woman that would put up with this much less perform the task. I'm glad she's an ex.

 

[Kit]

95% of people who say they can roll suck at rolling.

A perfect joint should:
1) Be rolled with a king size paper, the thinner the better. (Personal favorites: OCB's, followed by Smoking Brand (gold, blue, silver, or black).

2) Have a filter/crutch/tip/whatever you want to call it. It hits better and you can smoke it to the end.

3) Taper to a perfect cone shape.

4) Have no wrinkles, soft spots, or visual imperfections of any kind.

If you have an excess of pot, as many on here do, rolling perfectly matters not. But for me, a fellow of modest means in an area of expensive canna, getting every last puff out of that weed is a necessity.

You said it man.

I only roll with Smoking, I like the red ones and blue, sometimes gold but it's really hard for me 'cause i roll with the glue on the inside, and since the gold ones are slim it's a mess, i do think that how a spliff is rolled is as important as the quality of the weed inside.

I also wanna add, some visual imperfections are ok when rolling with 2-3 papers glued togheter.

Lick side one and glue it under side two.

Remove it immediatly before the glue dries out and glue the two papers as shown.

Use your mix and roll it up.

 

[johnurse]

"Have you tried rolling with a dollar? It's the easiest ever.

Take a paper, crease, fill with your weed. Place unrolled joint onto dollar bill.

Fold end of dollar up over the unrolled joint.

Take both thumbs and pull up on dollar in front and pull down in the back. This makes a rolling machine and your joint will be twisted perfectly."
i do this old school style, no paper filters

Remove Joint from dollar bill, glue and enjoy!"
heres one of mine, i dont do paper filters although it would make it look better
the dollar works better for me than rolling machines, very tight, tight like a tiger

 

[johnurse]

*hit i forgot my pic

 

[johnurse]

ok this is better, sorry for the multi post

 

[hazy]

I forget about this thread. It's always great to see all the fine joints and blunts you guys twist up.

 

[exploziv]

I made this:

..from this:


This blew my head in a million pieces..