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Lol.... classic stuff. 
confession thread
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CaptainStoner
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I once spent an hour staring intently up my older, but incredibly hot cousin's skirt while i was holding the ladder she had climbed.. i was about 16-17.
Peed in a can of beer then passed it to someone.. and not just a bit of pee either.. it was 50/50...
add to that a plethora of getting people very drunk, or letting them smoke my buds once they're drunk.. and i used to steal cash from my family when i was quite young
Oh yeah and this one time i was at a lass's house when we were kids of like 13/14.. she went to the toilet so i got her camera, shoved it into my jeans and spooled off a film of various angles of my dick... then proceeded to blame it on another mate of mine when the fan and the shite met..
done a lot of other stuff related to fire, drugs, conning people, messing people's heads up, total loss of temper, shoplifting etc.. not many i could tell.. maybe the one where i covered a git i knew from school's greenhouse with homemade napalm and lit it..
over the years i've caused a couple to break up just by my presence (she wanted me and i didnt know), have ended up schtooping a couple of friends' exs... fell madly in love with a friend of a friend's gf one time..
speaking of women.. years ago i bought a big boxful of ladies perfumes, body splashes, etc.. super cheap, good stuff, but all end of line products.. for years, any girl i had got one for b-day or christmas..
stole my mums car once when i was 14, went to the local village, got munch, drove back down.. forgot to brake for the corner coming onto our road, held steering on for too long, ended up going up someone's driveway and leaving 6 foot skidmarks up their drive where i tried (and succeeded) to not drive straight through their garage door... the same house, about 4 years later, i was walking home from clubbing at about 4am, needed to drop a log so so so bad, knew i wouldn't make it home, so i dropped trou, hung my ass out over their wall, and did one in the flower bed (on top of the peonies)
these days, i'm a much nicer person than i was, but the temptation to shoplift is there EVERY time i go into a shop.. ain't given in to it for many years but it's hard sometimes
always been the same me.. nothing too bad, but constant small mischief.
edit: Just remembered a funny... last year whilst clubbing i managed to convince two women that elephants and badgers are actually the same animal, any physiological differences being because its colder here in the UK.
Peed in a can of beer then passed it to someone.. and not just a bit of pee either.. it was 50/50...
add to that a plethora of getting people very drunk, or letting them smoke my buds once they're drunk.. and i used to steal cash from my family when i was quite young
Oh yeah and this one time i was at a lass's house when we were kids of like 13/14.. she went to the toilet so i got her camera, shoved it into my jeans and spooled off a film of various angles of my dick... then proceeded to blame it on another mate of mine when the fan and the shite met..
done a lot of other stuff related to fire, drugs, conning people, messing people's heads up, total loss of temper, shoplifting etc.. not many i could tell.. maybe the one where i covered a git i knew from school's greenhouse with homemade napalm and lit it..
over the years i've caused a couple to break up just by my presence (she wanted me and i didnt know), have ended up schtooping a couple of friends' exs... fell madly in love with a friend of a friend's gf one time..
speaking of women.. years ago i bought a big boxful of ladies perfumes, body splashes, etc.. super cheap, good stuff, but all end of line products.. for years, any girl i had got one for b-day or christmas..
stole my mums car once when i was 14, went to the local village, got munch, drove back down.. forgot to brake for the corner coming onto our road, held steering on for too long, ended up going up someone's driveway and leaving 6 foot skidmarks up their drive where i tried (and succeeded) to not drive straight through their garage door... the same house, about 4 years later, i was walking home from clubbing at about 4am, needed to drop a log so so so bad, knew i wouldn't make it home, so i dropped trou, hung my ass out over their wall, and did one in the flower bed (on top of the peonies)
these days, i'm a much nicer person than i was, but the temptation to shoplift is there EVERY time i go into a shop.. ain't given in to it for many years but it's hard sometimes
always been the same me.. nothing too bad, but constant small mischief.
edit: Just remembered a funny... last year whilst clubbing i managed to convince two women that elephants and badgers are actually the same animal, any physiological differences being because its colder here in the UK.
psst why the baggy clothes
no ones gonna recognize you i promise.... infact why clothes period 
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where IS Yummybud?
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LolaGal
psst why the baggy clothes
Now LordBudly be a good stalker and stalk quietly in the background!
I'll get my
out if you are not good. 
Down boy down.
You won't like it if I have to get my
out....
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LolaGal
OK somebody do a side by side of me & yummy for the poster
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click to enlarge, hahaha
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LolaGal
ROFL LordBudly... that was funny... maybe we could do another poster and call it the
Thrilla in the WindMilla ?? That 's the best I can do stoned....
Thrilla in the WindMilla ?? That 's the best I can do stoned....
oh what was that im stuck pg 23
ok man, er guys and gals..
here it is
GOD damn i feeeel terrible about this.
13 years ago.
i stole my sisters debit card and bought a quarter of weed - $40
ok so yeah imma douche.. but it dont end there.
it worked sooo good i did it again.
ok so after 2 40 dollar transactions shit was a bit risky so i dumped her card in the parking lot of her employer. i guess i was trying to make it look like a theft or something...(which i guess it was)
thank god someone at her work found it and rreturned it. things could've turned ugly. I'm glad i was the only Degenerate to get a'hold of her Visa.
<---- douche'na half
i've made it up to her in random money and gifts but she still doesnt "know" as far as im concerned.. WTF
here it is
GOD damn i feeeel terrible about this.
13 years ago.
i stole my sisters debit card and bought a quarter of weed - $40
ok so yeah imma douche.. but it dont end there.
it worked sooo good i did it again.
ok so after 2 40 dollar transactions shit was a bit risky so i dumped her card in the parking lot of her employer. i guess i was trying to make it look like a theft or something...(which i guess it was)
thank god someone at her work found it and rreturned it. things could've turned ugly. I'm glad i was the only Degenerate to get a'hold of her Visa.
<---- douche'na half
i've made it up to her in random money and gifts but she still doesnt "know" as far as im concerned.. WTF
Lady J'adore
Member
ok man, er guys and gals..
here it is
GOD damn i feeeel terrible about this.
13 years ago.
i stole my sisters debit card and bought a quarter of weed - $40
ok so yeah imma douche.. but it dont end there.
it worked sooo good i did it again.
ok so after 2 40 dollar transactions shit was a bit risky so i dumped her card in the parking lot of her employer. i guess i was trying to make it look like a theft or something...(which i guess it was)
thank god someone at her work found it and rreturned it. things could've turned ugly. I'm glad i was the only Degenerate to get a'hold of her Visa.
<---- douche'na half
i've made it up to her in random money and gifts but she still doesnt "know" as far as im concerned.. WTF
Daaamn, that's harsh man. I'd do anything for my brother, only thing I ever stole from him was a coupla women & a steve miller band cd lol
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xinsanewickedx
ok this is fucked up i know you guys and gals can beat me later.when i was a young punk kid who thought he knew everything,there was this old lady who lived in our apartments and she would get trashed and pass out well my buddy and i were in need of some cash we went and hung with her for an hour or so till she passed out and we took 120 bucks.
to top it all off i rob'd circle K at gun point.
43 dollars and a carton of newports. worst turn out ever.
edit - i needed tha cash like whoa and the rush alone... Whhheeeew!!! yep i actually dont regret that one.
43 dollars and a carton of newports. worst turn out ever.
edit - i needed tha cash like whoa and the rush alone... Whhheeeew!!! yep i actually dont regret that one.
Lady J'adore
Member
Hey wicked ^.^ I don't think you'll go to hell for that, look at it this way...she paid you for your precious company heh
I found a purse in a changing room at a store once when I was young. I took all the cash & turned the purse in.
My girlfriends & I used to steal shit from 1 store & return all the items to walmart for cash...they don't require receipts
I was a bad kid no doubt lol
hehI found a purse in a changing room at a store once when I was young. I took all the cash & turned the purse in.
My girlfriends & I used to steal shit from 1 store & return all the items to walmart for cash...they don't require receipts
I was a bad kid no doubt lol
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Zeinth
true
true
3 years ago...on the couch a voice told me to go!
iam like uuhh what??
then the place came to my mind,it was about a mile away.
the voice said":I HEAR ALL THAT PRAY GO....
AT this point am out the door...i find the home down the street and all there stuff is on the lawn.
well first thing iam thinking is..take all there stuff and sell everything on ebay..craigs list etc..etc..looks like they were evicted so they arnt comming back.
well...1 of the last boxes was packed with video tapes...so iam thinking
ahhh..10 cents a piece ill sell um at my garage sale..well there was weird writing on these tapes...so i put 1 of the 135 tapes in the v.h.s..
WWWWHHHAT!!
THERE WERE 100'S of moslems praying on there hands and knees..bowing and praying with tears in there eyes...
then a small still voice said take these prayers to a gas station..down the street.
i get there and go in with the box...the clerk looks at me..and says can i help u??
i show him the box...HE SAYS WHERE DID U FIND OUR PRAYERS...
i told him what happened...he said the people that lived in the home were deported and gone...
they thought the tapes were seized by i.n.s....
they thanked me...and i knew that day, there is a god, there is forever.
i was raised lutheran....now i know god hears any person that calls to him.
true
3 years ago...on the couch a voice told me to go!
iam like uuhh what??
then the place came to my mind,it was about a mile away.
the voice said":I HEAR ALL THAT PRAY GO....
AT this point am out the door...i find the home down the street and all there stuff is on the lawn.
well first thing iam thinking is..take all there stuff and sell everything on ebay..craigs list etc..etc..looks like they were evicted so they arnt comming back.
well...1 of the last boxes was packed with video tapes...so iam thinking
ahhh..10 cents a piece ill sell um at my garage sale..well there was weird writing on these tapes...so i put 1 of the 135 tapes in the v.h.s..
WWWWHHHAT!!
THERE WERE 100'S of moslems praying on there hands and knees..bowing and praying with tears in there eyes...
then a small still voice said take these prayers to a gas station..down the street.
i get there and go in with the box...the clerk looks at me..and says can i help u??
i show him the box...HE SAYS WHERE DID U FIND OUR PRAYERS...
i told him what happened...he said the people that lived in the home were deported and gone...
they thought the tapes were seized by i.n.s....
they thanked me...and i knew that day, there is a god, there is forever.
i was raised lutheran....now i know god hears any person that calls to him.
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xinsanewickedx
i have done some pretty fucked up shit when i was younger ,beer runs,we broke in to a church once ,stole mom's car and grandmother's too.but thats why you get to be young once i guess
Pimpslapped
Member
Sure seems like are alot of guys out there cheating on wives and gf's
There always are. On the flipside, I've spent most of my adult life single. Which sucks, but them's the breaks.
On the other hand, almost every woman I've ever dated for more than a week (And in two cases, for less than that) cheated on me. In one case with my (ex) best friend, then tried to deny it to my face. Sorry...
that little social group had no secrets that could be kept, I knew the truth. I know how to pick winners, it seems.
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bagseed77
i dont chaet but want to, its hard when your overweight stoner hermit growers with no wheels, theres my confession, i talk lots of junk but deep down ive had enough sex for 1 lifetime, im lucky my pecker hasnt fallen off, so im grateful for my wifey and dont want to fuck this up like everything else in my life, peace
SkareCrow
Member
went with a few freinds in my moms car to pickup weed and pizza. We were waiting for the pizzas to be made so I decided "hey, lets go fuck around on this twisty mountain road" badddd idea. We were wippin down it fast, too fast! hit a sharp down hill s turn doing 80 realized while listeing to antiflag - your gonna die for your governmnet and using a white lighter. Somehow instead of going into the trees I did some fancy footwork and only ended up in the ditch at the opposite side of the road. no damage and a freind who worked at that pizza place came up with his 4wd ford excursion v10 and pulled us out. used the hose our back to wash the mud off and she never found out!
