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Well this kinda goes back to more halloween stories..

One time when I was 11, I had a batman costume, well I really hated this neighborhood kid, he was a bully and I always wanted to beat him up.. So I decided that day I was going to suit up in my full batman costume and go beat him up.

I walked down the street in my neighborhood, and he came up to me like 'WTF batman! HAHA!' and so I punched him straight up in the stomach as hard as I could and knocked the wind out of him, took off like batman, ran home.. took my costume off and changed and went outside like nothing happened.

If that was you im sorry, but you were a complete asshole to me and my friends.

The end.
 

kaotic

We're Appalachian Americans, not hillbillys!
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Back in the early 80's, in the middle of a 10 year non-stop cocaine, qualude, and alcohol party, I let a "Spider Monkey" fuck a girl in the ear that passed-out at my home.

I just sat there in a drug induced daze, unable to intervene, and watched the monkey mount her head, pull-out his little monkey stick, and fuck her in the ear as if there was no tomorrow. She finally came to, pulled the monkey off her head, and threw it across the room.


Needless to say, the poor girl was the talk-of-town after being molested in the ear by a spider monkey. I haven't seen her around since, and have always felt somewhat guilty for allowing the monkey to have his way with her.




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You'd think she would have heard it "coming".:yoinks:
 
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buddymate

I once had sex with three different women,of three different nationalities on the same day :woohoo:Happy days :laughing:
 
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buddymate

And I used to play "spin the bottle" when i was a kid so Linda and Dianne our neighbours daughters would show me their boobs and lady gardens,we were all around the same age so no guily complexes nowadays :laughing:
 

trouble

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You'd think she would have heard it "coming".:yoinks:

Have you ever had the pleasure of experiencing the effects of Qualudes?


After a couple of Qualudes an A380 Airbus could land on your head and you would never know it.




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cellardweller

We all have demons. I'm glad you beat yours, Bear.
mine has been on vacation for many months now, and I hope it stays that way.
..now can I have my wallet back? :bigeye:
:friends:
 

Brother Bear

Simple kynd of man
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it is quite embarrassing and shameful to think of the things i used to do Cella
let alone share those skeletons with others
i know i never would have done them had i not been in the grips of a serious addiction

addiction changes a persons morals
 

Spicoli

Client of Wu-Tang Financial. You need to diversify
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Damn Brother that some heavy stuff...Karma is a bitch...I'm sure you are making up for it now...we all have skeletons in our closets
 

madrecinco

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I think your Kharma is changing to good Brother Bear.....you get lots of Kharma points raising kids. We all have mistakes in our past and we learn from them and become better. Good to share our stories here.
To make mistakes is human.....to not learn from them is the tragedy. When your kids get old enough be honest with them about your history and guide them well. You will get all that good kharma back.
 

stc9357

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it is quite embarrassing and shameful to think of the things i used to do Cella
let alone share those skeletons with others
i know i never would have done them had i not been in the grips of a serious addiction

addiction changes a persons morals

Don't be ashamed atleast you kicked the monkey I have a few relatives who have been in the grip of addiction there whole life as a child I can remember having some of my video games stolen by relatives who came an visited for drug money. Kind of fucked up but when you have the monkey on your back your behavior changes. +rep for sharing your story.
 
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