Noisy Neighbor help fast!

[h^2 O]

yell racial slurs. If he's black go that route. If he's eastern European go that route. You get the point.
My first (and only) apartment experience was crumbled when a Haitian section 8 family moved upstairs. Always weird smells and I swear I heard marraccas and shit. Anyway, they like turned the building into their own place. I'm beating off on the couch one day and out of the corner of my eye there's one of em on the fire escape staring at me. Other times I'd have my tv up, and they'd bang on the floor, so I'd make real loud monkey noises "ooo!! ooo! ooo!"
Fuckin shithole man. Fuck apartments. If you don't own it treat it like shit. Fuck landlords, filthy pestilence.

 

[theHIGHlander]

get a few mates and go to his door..ask nicely if he would turn the tunes down...keep ya mates to the side of the door (so he thinks its only you )..if he gives you shit go through his door....give him a Glasgow kiss on the way in ...rip the sterio outa the wall and through it out the window (make sure not to hit your sports car:wink::wink:...then tell him if he starts again he will be following the sterio out the window...fucking hate people that have no respect for other poeple living in the appartment......


keep it green
highlander

 

[Ms Carter]

Dude, your a pussy bro. Probably why you need a "fancy sports car". Women must love you

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

fuck, I cannot believe the ammount of kids who think that going over to the noisy asshole neighbor to politely talk things out will actually solve the problem

I have a phd in dealing with noisy neighbors, the WORSTE you can do is go talk to them, because they are ALWAYS drunk and fucked-up on cocaine, regardless of age, music too loud for several days? this just means whoever is playing the music so loud has simply no regard for others, such a person is a selfish idiot, so talking to a selfish idiot is simply a waste of time, they will either tell you they will turn it down, then you say thanks and leave bt the music is never turned down, now you feel like an asshole because you got played, if not, the selfish idiot will become violent, and if you smash their heads right there, the law will fuck you for dealing with some selfish little shit, fucked up world in conclusion...

what I have done as a solution is to spray paint the noisy idiot's front wall/door with the following: here lives a bunch of noisy drunken idiots who throw gay parties

also, how come noisy motherfuckers always play the shittiest music anyway?

good luck

peace

 

[ABUSED]

lol...you know i had this problem awhile ago..a bunch of young gangsters always chillin playing loud music getting drunk picking fights and fighting with eachother...they would always taunt me and provoke fights but i would just smile and keep on driving/walking..and i could hear them calling me a bitch and all this other shit...i played no mind to it...cuz ive been down that road before being an ex gang member myself i knew what they were trying to do...so once i got fed up with it i just threw a big party....had all my friends come over and invited a bunch of people that lived in the apartment complex to come and chill down by the pool BBQed drank some brews... being the first time i drank with them i was chillin...getting them faded than by the end of the night it was time to show em who the fuck i was....picked a fight with one of there biggest guys and fucked him up...shortly after that called another one out...and they didnt want any of this... now days those lil gangsters are pretty much some of my good friends now.. if you let them hit a soft spot with you..and you show weakness there just gonna keep doing what they do...nonviolent? good luck with some drunk thugs... talking to them is one thing but dropping your nuts is another... id say if your leaving soon just suck it up... or just go up there and party with them...






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[spyvsspy]

Or do it mroe professionaly... few friends, black van, some sort of death metal music and some psychoactive (LSD) substances. Find out when the fucker goes out, what are his usual routes,... drive the cab infront of him, a black bag over the head, give him some beating, throw him in the van, turn on the music, beat the hell out of him. Drive in the forest, give him some LSD or shrooms, tie him up on the tree, put his bag off and leave him there for 2-3 nights.
You can also leave some Rabbit with throat cutted and hang it on a branch, so there are more chances of a bear appearing.

Come to visit after 2 - 3 nights, again bag over head, in the van, music, beating, throw him out somewhere in the middle of the road with words "I know where you live".



But probably this is too much work

Haha, damn. Thought about this much?? Remind me not to fuck with you Stevius

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

Dont get carried away, and do the black bag thing!

Dont get carried away, and do the black bag thing!

You do know that all this black bagging people shit is just in the movies dont you, when was the last time you actually black bagged someone? This aint the matrix and you aint Neo.


lol

Sadly, this is a pretty common tactic to avoid murder in the world of selling in a crazy black market. Minus the LSD, and woods part. It is just fucking harder than it looks in the movies. SO DONT TRY IT. I WAS A STUPID KID, WAY BACK IN THE DAY. I am tame now.

Here is a story about it, and why it is dumb.
I used to sell a lot. When people would rip me off, to set them straight we would do just that. except we would just take them into to the bathroom, wrap him up in the shower curtain and do a "mock execution". Just cock back an empty pistol and pull the trigger. The whole situation is so scary it will scar them for life. MAKE SURE IT IS AN EMPTY CHAMBER, THOUGH. TRIPLE CHECK!!!! If you are serious enough about it, then this works well. I made grown men piss on them selves. Then let them know that was their only warning. Then pistol whip his ass and drop him back off at his place. I never had a repeat problem from those people or any of their "friends" Also I never had to actually hurt anyone, except for a few minor cuts and bruises on them. I had just as many from wrestling their ass into a car trunk though. That is the hard part. You think someone is just gonna let 4 masked dudes stuff thier ass in a van or trunk? no! They fight hard. Also make SURE you take their phone, and empty their pockets. First time I tried it, I got a knife pulled on me when I was pulling the dude out of the trunk. I slammed the door on his hand quickly, and he dropped it after the third slam.

Like I said These people think they are gonna die so they fight like it. They will actually kill you if they can. Do you really wanna put someone in a kill or be killed situation, in their head? If they get the upper hand on you, then it becomes just that for real.

WARNING: THIS IS A BAD IDEA. THE ONLY REASON IT WORKED IS BECAUSE CRACK HEADS WONT CALL THE COPS. but their girlfriends will. The only reason I mention it is because you said that doesnt really happen.

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

lol...you know i had this problem awhile ago..a bunch of young gangsters always chillin playing loud music getting drunk picking fights and fighting with eachother...they would always taunt me and provoke fights but i would just smile and keep on driving/walking..and i could hear them calling me a bitch and all this other shit...i played no mind to it...cuz ive been down that road before being an ex gang member myself i knew what they were trying to do...so once i got fed up with it i just threw a big party....had all my friends come over and invited a bunch of people that lived in the apartment complex to come and chill down by the pool BBQed drank some brews... being the first time i drank with them i was chillin...getting them faded than by the end of the night it was time to show em who the fuck i was....picked a fight with one of there biggest guys and fucked him up...shortly after that called another one out...and they didnt want any of this... now days those lil gangsters are pretty much some of my good friends now.. if you let them hit a soft spot with you..and you show weakness there just gonna keep doing what they do...nonviolent? good luck with some drunk thugs... talking to them is one thing but dropping your nuts is another... id say if your leaving soon just suck it up... or just go up there and party with them...


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gangstas pull a gun out on you and shoot you if you try to jump one of their boys...

if they did not do that, they were not gangstas but just kids who think they are bad because someone gave them a tupac cd lol...

best way to deal with a noisy neighbor is non-violent, if you confront them in a violent way, shit will always get uglier until someone is seriously hurt or worste.

after I spray painted a few front doors in my neighborhood, no one else wants to go through the shame of having to stand out there and paint over the grafitti...

if they are real assholes, just get a marker with inferno ink and tag the shit out of their rides lol...

Paz

 

[NOKUY]

go to the local hunting store/ sporting goods store, and pick up sume skunk essence (by the bow hunting stuff)...get a syrenge squirt a bunch under his door so it soaks in the carpet...and if u know what car is his get sum thru the door jams.

....prolly wont stop the loud music but pretty funny.

 

[SuperZero]

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[cyberwax]

I have a great suggestion, move!

The only comfort you'll find is the one you create for yourself.

 

[MEDI-EVIL]

get a few mates and go to his door..ask nicely if he would turn the tunes down...keep ya mates to the side of the door (so he thinks its only you )..if he gives you shit go through his door....give him a Glasgow kiss on the way in ...rip the sterio outa the wall and through it out the window (make sure not to hit your sports car:wink::wink:...then tell him if he starts again he will be following the sterio out the window...fucking hate people that have no respect for other poeple living in the appartment......


keep it green
highlander

THERE'S YOU'RE AWNS ER,
NOW GET ON WITH IT & STOP WINGEING...

 

[sirgrassalot]

I'd be out renting a Marshall Amp or whatever the bees knees are today in sound equipment, grab a guitar while you're there. I'd hook that up for some Stones on the player one hour after they hit the sack. Place the amp under their crib & turn the fucker up. Watch your items on the shelves they're apt to start dancing to Mr D. Don't forget the ear plugs for you & yours/pets.

 

[skunkape]

Just break toothpicks off in their doorlocks when they aren't home...

 

[Trying-to-blend]

^^^^^^
Coat em in superglue first, NO practical way to get the door open. Kinda like they used to do to abortion clinics in the 90's.

And thank god it's not what i read the thread title as, "NOSY neighbor". And if you're growing, it's best not to do anything directly, and also, try not to call the cops from your line or say who you are, because they WILL probably tell the guy, and that could just escalate things... Imagine him calling the cops on you and they insist on taking a look around, they say the smell shit or whatever, get my drift?

Plus, just like you can hear his music, he probly smells your smoke, and people just love leverage.

Stop being a fucking pussy and confront him.

Don't call the cops your just perpetuating the cycle of snitchs work it out like a human being..


If you neighbors keep you up at night then talk to 'em, don't start a fight! Don't be so quick to call police for its just a facist cog you grease!

fuck that "snitch" cycle bullshit. It's not the snitching, it's the crime you're snitching on. This, although a pussy act, would be justified given that the guy is obviously a douche, and would you really want to get on a douche's bad side? douches have no life except aggravating those that aggravated them. And as to the snitching itslef... i'd love if someone snitched on whomever killed my best friend last week. Dammit, just because he bumped into someone at a bar... :-(

 

[NorCalFor20]

I had this same problem back in the day when i lived back east.

These guys that stay up all night bamming music have to sleep sometime, well they sleep during the day- that when u start bamming ur music. i actully had this guy come ask me to turn my music down during the day after he was jamming all night i laughed and slammed the door in his face.

also try smoking a bunch of weed in front of his door leave a few roaches out there call the cops complain about the marijauna hahahahaha jk don't do that

 

[HighTillDeath]

Well its 9:30am and I think its a perfect time to listen to some music of my own

Thump Thump

 

[opt1c]

tag their door when they aren't home... something like "punk bitch" will piss off a gangster... superglued toothpick would b icing on the cake... little chance of getting caught or retaliation and you can always do repeat performances

2pac... violent
pantera... fucking hostile; walk
ray luv... keep ya mask on <-personal fav to scare the shit outa random people
rbl posse... bluebird; only if you got the bass though

but if you're bumping the music back they know where you are... more chance of them fucking with u if you fuck with their door which would be much more fun if they were locked out

 

[HighTillDeath]

 

[HighTillDeath]

I just dont want him to know who I am by looks, (hence seeing me go out to my car, pass him in the hall etc..)