WonderWoman86
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*lol* Pops, that was pretty funny!
I may be a traitor to my sex for posting this but, at my age, who gives a shit! In the war between the sexes, I am a non-combatant. Over the years i have forgotten most of them, so you ladies will have to fill in your favorites.
The many ways that a dildo is better than a Man!
1. You don't have to fix meals for a dildo.
2. A dildo doesn't leave dirty underwear on your living room floor.
3. you don't have to do laundry for a dildo.
4. A dildo never sneaks money out of your purse when you aren't looking.
5. A dildo never puts charges on your credit card.
6. A dildo never wipes itself off on your curtains.
7. A dildo never looks at other women.
8. A dildo never tries to sneak up your ass during sex(unless you want it to do so)
9. A dildo never fucks your best friend(unless you want it to do so)
10. A dildo never comes first.
11. A dildo is always ready and never has excuses.
12. A dildo does not snore or fart.
13. A dildo never leaves the seat up on a toilet
14. A dildo does not ask you to babysit its kids from a previous relationship
15. A dildo does not ask to borrow your car.
16. you will not come home and find a dildo wearing your underwear
17. A dildo does not break dates to go to a ballgame or fishing with the boys
18. A dildo will never have beer breath(but if you don't wash it, it may have "fish breath")
I'm sure there are a lot of others, but ,these days, my memory is as short as my xxxx.
BTW, ladies, just remember that a dildo is also just like a man in that it never cleans up after itself!
sorry to intrude but had to say that food is a really odd thing - or rather food/metabolism. People like me, from northern genetic pools have a tendency to store much more fat than other people. I have gone from lean, very muscular to 50 pounds overweight and back again like 3 times. The only way for me to be looking good naked is to work out 3 times a week and run a mile about 5 days a week. If I don't do that I just pack on the pounds. Only real way to get yourself going in the right direction is to start being anorexic imo. Do that for a few weeks, then start eating really small amounts of really healthy stuff, then start your exercise program. Like a cycle.
I agree, the Italians eat their salad last because the lettuce helps to digest the food. = )
i brought my dessert to the table
I may be a traitor to my sex for posting this but, at my age, who gives a shit! In the war between the sexes, I am a non-combatant. Over the years i have forgotten most of them, so you ladies will have to fill in your favorites.
The many ways that a dildo is better than a Man!
1. You don't have to fix meals for a dildo.
2. A dildo doesn't leave dirty underwear on your living room floor.
3. you don't have to do laundry for a dildo.
4. A dildo never sneaks money out of your purse when you aren't looking.
5. A dildo never puts charges on your credit card.
6. A dildo never wipes itself off on your curtains.
7. A dildo never looks at other women.
8. A dildo never tries to sneak up your ass during sex(unless you want it to do so)
9. A dildo never fucks your best friend(unless you want it to do so)
10. A dildo never comes first.
11. A dildo is always ready and never has excuses.
12. A dildo does not snore or fart.
13. A dildo never leaves the seat up on a toilet
14. A dildo does not ask you to babysit its kids from a previous relationship
15. A dildo does not ask to borrow your car.
16. you will not come home and find a dildo wearing your underwear
17. A dildo does not break dates to go to a ballgame or fishing with the boys
18. A dildo will never have beer breath(but if you don't wash it, it may have "fish breath")
I'm sure there are a lot of others, but ,these days, my memory is as short as my xxxx.
BTW, ladies, just remember that a dildo is also just like a man in that it never cleans up after itself!
Yeah
Well first of all ...if a women want to life 4 her self , she should not be married and get children because then " 4 her self" is a gone chapter in her life, if she dosent feels like that well she aint a women that should breed and get married ....
Women are so imo offcourse so minded to "oh no why can a man do that and why have we to do some other things? "
well its nature thats how it works..Men are build 4 hard work and protection . women are LOL i see this is fucked but thats how it is LOL women are build 4 breeding and carering.
If it wasent that way we look very more diffrent then we do now ,then men maybe had the gift to create a child and women maybe was gifted whit muscels and hair on the face...
women says we can work and do the same as a man...well the thruth is a women can not .....sorry to inform ya chicks about it i mean no evil whit it
Like in Golf...Women can join a man compition but a man cant join a women competion???????
Why???? if a man says is because that Man hit way harder and if they join a female competition it will not be fair.then hell is loose because a women can do they same and no man gonna tell them that they can not . But if a women says it its ok...
Like on icmag there is a womens forum but not a man forum???
Well that i dont know but i call it Discrimination
women get to jump the boat first if a ship is going down men have to wait...???? Because women are very importent 4 a child and the most importent 4 a child is the mum (mostly i think) a dad is special to but still aint the same when ya knee is bleeding ?
I been raised by a single mum ....No daddy to come to...
My daddy took him self on a long run when i got born and showed up like 9 years after ...u wont see a women run from her child in same amount as men do, because its in a womens nature to care ..
I just think you gotta be with somebody you love.. When a woman loves you she will live for you. But It goes both ways.. I will live for my woman and she will live for me.. Just common courtsey and chivalry dictates what a man should do for a woman. Every woman I've ever been with and loved did things for me not because she felt obligated to do these things, but because it made her happy to do them. She would cook for me and wash for me and clean for me not because I asked but because making me happy made her hapy. At the same time I would do anythingI could for her because it made me happy to do things for her. I've always supported my women with anything they wanted to do, wether i thought what she was doing was right or not. Bottom line is this if you love somebody your only wish is to live for them.. Every woman I've ever been with would have walked in front of traffic for me.. But I would have done the same for her....