Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!
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in chat just now...
"will rehydration add weight to my buds and get it to cure normally?"
"will rehydration add weight to my buds and get it to cure normally?"
badugi said:"Can I have a break on an ounce?"
that really IS a dumb question!!! lmao
MeltingPot said:Got a good one last night...
" I dunno...if that is outdoor, it's hydroponic outdoor...it's gotta be to be that dense..."
Dude saying that my nice outs were ins or "hydro outdoor"...
I don't get it...plenty of people do outdoor hydro? Every grower I know personally at the moment is doing outdoor hydro. It's the shit!
I had an old neighbour in his 60s who grew (outdoor hydroponic, coincidentally enough
) and he came out with some real crazy ideas. Random sample: Only keep the ones with 9 pronged leaves or more for breeding because the more prongs, the more potent. Never mind what strain it is, how much light it got, which species it is etc.cyberthreat
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Lmao here's one yo I laced blunt with valium I heard this with all kinds of shit one time the same dude laced it it with the magic mushroom what a retard
Question:
''I've got this big sativa in my growroom, it might get too tall, its 7ft with buds as thick as my arm, but its been flowering for a month and a half and its not ready, should I just cut it down?''
Answer:
No, leave it and tye it down/cut some away, this question might not seem so stupid, but it drives me crazy when people harvest sativas early unless absolutley unavoidable, makes the smoke tastless...
''I've got this big sativa in my growroom, it might get too tall, its 7ft with buds as thick as my arm, but its been flowering for a month and a half and its not ready, should I just cut it down?''
Answer:
No, leave it and tye it down/cut some away, this question might not seem so stupid, but it drives me crazy when people harvest sativas early unless absolutley unavoidable, makes the smoke tastless...
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MeltingPot
"Every grower I know personally at the moment is doing outdoor hydro."
Boy ...do I feel silly...
Boy ...do I feel silly...
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Sorry to do this to the thread starter but I could not let this pass. Add it to the list.
"Can i use soil thats been Frozen?"
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I left some soil in my trunk and i forgot about it for awhile. Then i remembered and went to get it but it was frozen. Its hard as a brick...
My question is.. Can i still use this if i bring it inside and let it defrost/get warm or is this soil completly ruined???
"Can i use soil thats been Frozen?"
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I left some soil in my trunk and i forgot about it for awhile. Then i remembered and went to get it but it was frozen. Its hard as a brick...
My question is.. Can i still use this if i bring it inside and let it defrost/get warm or is this soil completly ruined???
I just seem to love this thread, can't get enough.
I just seem to love this thread, can't get enough.
New addition.
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=116757
Ranks pretty high IMHO.
I just seem to love this thread, can't get enough.
New addition.
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=116757
Ranks pretty high IMHO.
My neighbor was recently telling me about his glory years in high school (early 90's) where him and all his friends would take their bagseed and plant it out on farms and it would get huge and great, big beautiful plants...
Then they would take their bowls, pipes, bongs, roaches...anything with resin, and coat every leaf and stem with resin...
"That shit makes it super strong meng!" ....
Recently he said to me "...you know I never could get a plant to finish outside... must have been the weather..."
I was at a friend's last night and he tried to recruit me to be a part of his little cartel or something haha..
"I've been saving all my seeds alllll year man, I have about 500-1000 in this little jar... I'm gonna grow 'em outside, and i'm gonna get 100, 300, fuck it 500 pounds man! TRASHBAGS FULL! I'm just gonna throw them around in my grandpa's field and let nature take its course! You in?"
"Have you ever grown before?"
"Oh yeah, last year I did the same thing, but i went back in November after the first snow, and I couldnt find a single plant.."
"You just threw seeds around and then came back during the winter?"
"Yeah man, that's how you grow fucking plants, what the fuck did you think I did???"
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ArcticBlast
Then they would take their bowls, pipes, bongs, roaches...anything with resin, and coat every leaf and stem with resin...
"That shit makes it super strong meng!" ....
Recently he said to me "...you know I never could get a plant to finish outside... must have been the weather..."
I was at a friend's last night and he tried to recruit me to be a part of his little cartel or something haha..
"I've been saving all my seeds alllll year man, I have about 500-1000 in this little jar... I'm gonna grow 'em outside, and i'm gonna get 100, 300, fuck it 500 pounds man! TRASHBAGS FULL! I'm just gonna throw them around in my grandpa's field and let nature take its course! You in?"
"Have you ever grown before?"
"Oh yeah, last year I did the same thing, but i went back in November after the first snow, and I couldnt find a single plant.."
"You just threw seeds around and then came back during the winter?"
"Yeah man, that's how you grow fucking plants, what the fuck did you think I did???"
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ArcticBlast
Sativa_Grows
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"Males make buds too they just dont get you as high."
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been
How many plants can I grow?
How much light for X number of plants?
How much longer?
What nutes to use?
What's this going to weigh?
How much light for X number of plants?
How much longer?
What nutes to use?
What's this going to weigh?
grimweeder
Member
i heard on another forum a guy asked this about his rhino plants
"i heard white rhino secretes a white milky stuff 2 weeks before its finished"
lol not unless youve been wankin over em man.
"i heard white rhino secretes a white milky stuff 2 weeks before its finished"
lol not unless youve been wankin over em man.
i heard that shit makes you go crazy and listen to rock n' roll
ArcticBlast
ArcticBlast
here's your proof.
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alpinestar
stupid shit ive heard:
"cant the helicopters see the reflection of the weed plants and thats how the infra red sees into the houses?"
"what STRAND is this?"
"why isnt it done i started the seeds nine weeks ago and the package says nine to ten weeks and they arent flowering yet"
"what yields the most and has the highest potency because i just want those things, i dont want anything fancy, just something thats killer and yields a lot, oh and thats fast"
"what do you think this will yield?"
"woah a thousand watts... thats crazy"
"you have to press hash or it wont get activated, just like with weed. thats why the mexicans do it"
"this is kush"
"isnt this is dry enough"
"doesnt hydro makes it more potent"
"doesnt hydro makes them all female because of the nutrients and hormones"
"isnt purple weed tiring"
my favorite:
"dont you have to hang the buds upside down to dry them so the resin goes down the stem into the buds?"
"cant the helicopters see the reflection of the weed plants and thats how the infra red sees into the houses?"
"what STRAND is this?"
"why isnt it done i started the seeds nine weeks ago and the package says nine to ten weeks and they arent flowering yet"
"what yields the most and has the highest potency because i just want those things, i dont want anything fancy, just something thats killer and yields a lot, oh and thats fast"
"what do you think this will yield?"
"woah a thousand watts... thats crazy"
"you have to press hash or it wont get activated, just like with weed. thats why the mexicans do it"
"this is kush"
"isnt this is dry enough"
"doesnt hydro makes it more potent"
"doesnt hydro makes them all female because of the nutrients and hormones"
"isnt purple weed tiring"
my favorite:
"dont you have to hang the buds upside down to dry them so the resin goes down the stem into the buds?"
