The worst things to say after sex

[JoJoDancer]

Mourning chum buckets..

 

[g0dzilla]

did u throw that dead fish away or did u just close your legs?

 

[blunted skyline]

the lack of speaking, fallowed by throwing up hahahaha

 

[HerbGlaze]

You and your mother have ALOT in common!

 

[mpd]

I've had hot flashes that lasted longer...

 

[KMK0420]

how much do i owe?

 

[GET MO]

your right, the baby crying and the dog on the bed DIDNt make it any worse. I guess stickin my dick in a pool is stickin my dick in a pool...

 

[I N Hail]

Sis get up mom and dad are home

well i'm finished

 

[SuperConductor]

You better wipe that first next time

You mean crying doesn't turn you on?

You know how I said I pulled out in time? Well...

 

[sns_stealth]

I never thought missing children could be so sexy

 

[I N Hail]

You know i have a 500 plant grow

SORRY just had to

 

[sns_stealth]

I swear ill never do that again..........unless you kinda liked it

 

[keke.nz]

that was like throwing a sausage down a hallway

keke

 

[sns_stealth]

why no, i never thought about being a senate page

 

[sns_stealth]

So, you work here every thursday?

 

[spackle]

whats your name again?

 

[GET MO]

Dont trip... Ill getchou an eye patch.

 

[sns_stealth]

$100...$200....$300....

 

[sns_stealth]

NO, I dont know where the handcuff keys are.

 

[Vetus Fossor]

Most girls won't sleep with a leper...I'm real sorry about my dick coming off inside you. You can keep it if you want.