The worst things to say after sex

[cellardweller]

...at your cervix, m'aam..

 

[vince514]

hey mom could you make me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich now

 

[vince514]

lol

 

[manwithnoname]

"I swear, that's never happened before"

 

[Kush_Master]

"so ... how was I?"

after getting a blowjob

 

[Clarence]

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish!

 

[g0dzilla]

wow... i have definately had better!!

 

[mpd]

reminds me of that cartoon of the chicken and the egg laying in bed. The egg is propped up on a pillow smoking a Camel while the chicken looks cross and says, "well, that settled that question!"

 

[MeltingPOT]

I think I bruised my blue bellied yogurt slinger....

 

[cellardweller]

reminds me of that cartoon of the chicken and the egg laying in bed. The egg is propped up on a pillow smoking a Camel while the chicken looks cross and says, "well, that settled that question!"

I think I bruised my blue bellied yogurt slinger....

I am seriously laughing my ass off over here you two!!

 

[Vetus Fossor]

Are all the sheep as good as you?

 

[GET MO]

damn... when did she die?

 

[Beeka]

Hey Next Time Can I bring my Mate over?

 

[alpinestar]

hey! your sister has the same birthmark!

 

[Clarence]

Cheese on 4!

or

Would you like fries with that.

 

[crankndapot]

"you might want to get yourself tested"

 

[backwoodburner]

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

[steppinRazor]

hey babe are you alseep??? ...


hahaha i guess thats the worst thing be4 but either way

 

[jahrastafareye]

your face looks like mother teresa when you cum..... yeah i know shes been dead for years

 

[basscadet]

Next time we should try a blindfold, cos I definately couldn't do you again without one.

At least the fridge doesn't fart when I take the meat out!!



With a bit of work you could be quite attractive...



What are you talking about, my mum says I'm a good lay...


We should do it doggie style, facing the TV, maybe i can rest the pizza box on your back.