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Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!
- Thread starter cocktail frank
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A couple of my favorite: 
1. Male seeds are white and females are dark.
2. Females have 7 leaves and males have five.
3. Germinate your seeds with alcohol or coke and you'll have the shit that killed Elvis or brought him back.
4. Should I use dog shit to fertilize my plants?
5. What's the most potent, get you fucked up, heaviest yeilding, most purple (cause it gets you higher you know), least smelling, fastest growing, kindest, most crystally, really cheap so you can get your rest bud that I can buy?
6. What strain is this?
7. When you have standing water in your pots with no drainage and you ask: Why are my plants dead?
8. This is some DRO.
9. Can I smoke these moldy ass buds?
10. Is LEO going to look at my grow on the computer and then send the swat team and national guard to my house to shoot my dog and Grandmother over this half dead seedling that I'm hiding from mommy and daddy under my bed?
Just a couple I'm sick of seeing/hearing.
1. Male seeds are white and females are dark.
2. Females have 7 leaves and males have five.
3. Germinate your seeds with alcohol or coke and you'll have the shit that killed Elvis or brought him back.
4. Should I use dog shit to fertilize my plants?
5. What's the most potent, get you fucked up, heaviest yeilding, most purple (cause it gets you higher you know), least smelling, fastest growing, kindest, most crystally, really cheap so you can get your rest bud that I can buy?
6. What strain is this?
7. When you have standing water in your pots with no drainage and you ask: Why are my plants dead?
8. This is some DRO.
9. Can I smoke these moldy ass buds?
10. Is LEO going to look at my grow on the computer and then send the swat team and national guard to my house to shoot my dog and Grandmother over this half dead seedling that I'm hiding from mommy and daddy under my bed?
Just a couple I'm sick of seeing/hearing.
tag - brb
DonChron
Member
haha wantaknow ^^^
9 AM here...first laugh of the day hahaha ,that is some HILARIOUS shit bro bear...liquid acid?
priceless ^^
Brother Bear said:
check you my bomb azz sour Deez
growing it under only black lights with beer and piss to water it - sometimes i inject it with liquid acid to make you trip when it gets smoked
prolly get a pound when i flower it out
9 AM here...first laugh of the day hahaha ,that is some HILARIOUS shit bro bear...liquid acid?
kaotic said:
priceless ^^
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cellardweller
not so much a question, but I think the first post in this thread qualifies..http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=102982
getcher water on the stove!!!
getcher water on the stove!!!
thatguy
Active member
OK, haven't heard about GROWING plants upside down, but I have heard people say that hanging them upside down to dry allows all the resin to fall to the buds, making them more crystally.
I've heard people say that OD, a mj plant gives off a noticeable heat signature. That's how they find them when they're grouped together.
And unfortunately, I know someone who actually DID this last one. He knew to look for a general purpose fert for veg, and he thought it was cool that the one he found "fed for 3 months" (osmocote, I think). Since I had told him to find a water soluble fert, he must have thought they all were, because he put some of it in a gal of water, and watered the plant from that jug, topping the jug off for like 3 weeks till his plant had burnt to a crisp!
Good idea for a thread, CF! Some funny shit in here!
All the best,
TG
I've heard people say that OD, a mj plant gives off a noticeable heat signature. That's how they find them when they're grouped together.
And unfortunately, I know someone who actually DID this last one. He knew to look for a general purpose fert for veg, and he thought it was cool that the one he found "fed for 3 months" (osmocote, I think). Since I had told him to find a water soluble fert, he must have thought they all were, because he put some of it in a gal of water, and watered the plant from that jug, topping the jug off for like 3 weeks till his plant had burnt to a crisp!
Good idea for a thread, CF! Some funny shit in here!
All the best,
TG
haze cyborg
New member
i work at a hydro shop in humboldt county, which exposes me to the utmost limits of dumb questioning. (invariably delivered by someone with a sideways baseball cap) a recent event, however, made me seriously recalculate my faith in humanity. a young lad approaches the counter and smugly demands a refund on a foxfarm solubles three pack, xmas gifted to him by his girlfriend. his reason for trying to return the aforementioned opened product with no receipt? apparently, and shame on me for being so stupid for asking, little lord fauntleroy doesnt ^use fertilizers with metals in them^. i was too stupefied to respond.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the ever present question that lurks in the shadows:
"Where can I get some of that bomb ass weed? Hook a brotha' up"
How about you get off your lazy ass and grow some mofo? That separates the men from the boys.
"Where can I get some of that bomb ass weed? Hook a brotha' up"
How about you get off your lazy ass and grow some mofo? That separates the men from the boys.
Damn you fuckers, stop making fun of me! How do you expect me to learn without asking all these dumb-ass questions?
Here's a couple of bone head comments that came from none other than my dearest mom and dad.
My high school, shop teacher dad after finding my very first bag of Colombian Red Bud when I was 13:
"You got ripped off. You know, this stuff doesn't even look like pot. You got ripped off. I've seen the real deal at school and it doesn't look a thing like this."
My dearest mom, (rest her soul) with a warning about one of the debilitating physical side effects of the dreaded marahuana:
"You know pot will give you man boobs, right?"
Here's a couple of bone head comments that came from none other than my dearest mom and dad.
My high school, shop teacher dad after finding my very first bag of Colombian Red Bud when I was 13:
"You got ripped off. You know, this stuff doesn't even look like pot. You got ripped off. I've seen the real deal at school and it doesn't look a thing like this."
My dearest mom, (rest her soul) with a warning about one of the debilitating physical side effects of the dreaded marahuana:
"You know pot will give you man boobs, right?"
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elbows19
I heard it gets u high
Cocktail Frank....thanks for posting such an interesting, informative, and entertaining thread. The dumbest thing I can add is, one time I asked one of these questions..and no way I'm fessing up to which one it was..DD
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cellardweller
c'mon doobie..
I will if you will..
I will if you will..
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jasondanzig
i knew this one grower how thought he knew his shit and was very cockey about his setup and plants. so one day i suggest that he get some type of air cleaner, i think more specifically a carbon air scrubber, and he said...
no way man, those things take away all your buds smell.
no way man, those things take away all your buds smell.
Chomp
Member
Here's one from yesterday....
"Me and my bro have the same identical plants with the same identical ORGANIC ferts but he uses city water with chlorine and I use well water without chlorine. Why do my plants look better than his?"
Nothing like answering your own freakin question dumbass
"Me and my bro have the same identical plants with the same identical ORGANIC ferts but he uses city water with chlorine and I use well water without chlorine. Why do my plants look better than his?"
Nothing like answering your own freakin question dumbass
lmao, what gets you higher male plants or female plants
a plant can be a hermi? how?
lmao, i hear the first one I wrote alot from ppl that think they know everything
TOm
a plant can be a hermi? how?
lmao, i hear the first one I wrote alot from ppl that think they know everything
TOm
Highschool........
what happened to his plant?
"it died"
how?
"he pissed on it!"
what?
"***** told him it it would make it grow faster"
What a dumbass, I ran in to dude tho not to long ago, he's still tryna get rich off that super crop... "next year Ima grow 20 pounds..."...
what happened to his plant?
"it died"
how?
"he pissed on it!"
what?
"***** told him it it would make it grow faster"
What a dumbass, I ran in to dude tho not to long ago, he's still tryna get rich off that super crop... "next year Ima grow 20 pounds..."...
