I trim like that all the time.....gotta do that to have friends in this over saturated town.
Let's go a skinny Dippin ladies, show ya my underwater skills
part of my Smugg'lin Stories - just now - and it nears a part where there is some erotic/romantic action - and here's me wondering how detailed I should write about it - should I go full on and describe every naughty detail - or should I leave just a little to the imagination - or more than a little - and go soft-porn - so as not to frighten the prudish? - Hmmmm - decisions decisions 
They look nice. Don’t worry about them while you are away. They should be perfect when you get home
You know the answer to that question.Been writing
I just throw a large towel around kitty and wrap him up like a straight jacket so he can’t claw you. Give his ears a good cleaning too while you got him wrapped upSo - did 4 miles walking today - walked to Old Jim's place - to find Smudge the cat sooo happy to see me - he went a-nuzz'lin MAD - and kept rubbing his arse against me -(well he has been castrated bless him) - as I made him a bowlof fresh cat food with 2 inches of Catalax - to stop him barfing hair balls all over the show - then after giving him lotsa attention -
Popped next doorto see the people who have the Maine Coon cat called 'Spanky' - who has also lost his nads - due to human intervention - and got into a funny conversation with his owner - him telling me that he thinks Spanky has dingelberries - due to him having a very hairy arse - and he did whiff a bit funky down there - so he tried to examine Spanky's bumhole to see if there was any kitty turdage hanging around like bats in a belfry - but Spanky just was not gonna stand for that - OH NO! - and turned into a sorta domestic feline version of The Tasmanian Devil - and ripped into the hand that usually fed him - he right Freddie Kruger'ed it up - blood and bandaids later - I had this real wizard idea - to invent some sorta restraining device - a board with 4 fur lined and velcro'ed shackles on it - one for each cat paw/foot - for safety reasons - then once the cat is incapacitated - a cat owner could even shave the cats tush - without the risk of an urgent blood transfusion - so making the cat happier - because let's face it - who enjoys walking about with lumps of fecal matter hanging from ya fur? - not I sir! - and preventing the owner from getting sliced and diced -
Anyway this furlined cat restraining device could have multi-purposes too - perhaps cleaning the cats teeth or inserting a suppository - could prove lethal also -journey or two - at least -
So what I was going to ask the throng of civil engineers - and errant plumbers/electricans around here - is - can you mock-up my ideain the workshop - to see if we can incapacitate Spanky - before he becomes a murderer?
Oh - a properly packaged and marketed idea like this - could easily do as well as Pet Rocks - if not better - so let me know if you are interested
My vote is it was a superb idea.
I have seen your artwork. You should make a video tutorial. Not a sugar leaf to be found on your buds. I start out with intentions of doing a pute trim on my buds but then reality sets in and my buds look like 70’s porn…
AI can make it a graphic novel, so go graphic detailed.Been writing
Hey PB hope all is well with you
Water will be nice again. Wear some extra socks under the house. It’s cold down there.
Hey PB hope all is well with you
How sticky was that TK/GD Pute? The buds were pretty
I would walk like a Egyptian for her
Subbie ! some comments b4 this I said "We were blessed with Lester Flats and Earl Scruggs,!
you get another haircut?Me and Mrs Pute are staying warm and having coffee.
