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NFL 2019-2020

Bababooey

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Yeah I think you have a partner in bridge, it’s 2 teams of 2 players each.
Rosie Perez the actress was the choreographer of In living color, JLo was one of the fly girls. And jim carrey was a castmember.

You do a lot of speech to text on ur phone, Hawk? Yeah, sometimes it can work well, sometimes needs a lot of correction, especially if youre faded and slurring ur words. I switched the default samsung keyboard to the google one, I like it better and use the google voice to text as well.

I saw the georgia case about the guy smuggling stuff into the jail, it happened earlier this year and the guy was on the outside and able to bring stuff into the jail through a broken window? Kind of wild, hope he was paid well cause now he’s going to suffer the consequences. Most of the stuff smuggled into jails and prisons comes from the CO’s though.

I heard about that gwyneth paltrow lawsuit, she actually won that case, got $1 and attorney’s fees. I guess she proved to the jury that the guy ran into her on the ski slope, not the other way around. Not sure what the plaintiff was thinking filing that case if that’s what really happened.

As far as nfl news, austin ekeler of the chargers reworked his deal, he was on the last year of a 4yr 24M deal but he’s led the league in TDs the last 2 seasons so at 6M/yr was underpaid, he’s going to make 8M this year on his new deal. Nice little 33% bump in pay for him, he’s not a tough inside runner but catching passes and outside runs he’s a real weapon.

Also this year the nfl will allow Thursday night games to be flexed, the last 5 wks of the season they can swap Sunday afternoon games with Thursday night games with a month’s notice. Im guessing they would do it to make sure you don’t have terrible matchups for a primetime game, like bears vs commanders on TNF last year.
 

pop_rocks

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cant wait for the tnf to start back up
i liked the rotating hosts and esp loved the milfs!!
while i like the idea of providing the best game they can in prime time, i also liked watching out of market teams play
these are the teams you never get to see play live unless you watch the streaming
the funny thing is, im not even a fan of g.paltro
i dont really like her movies (except for royal t.baums) or what she represents now with her uber high end fancy goop shit, but i just dont like to see people get punked by fools!
this guy was a fool and saw $$$ as soon as he had his incident on the slopes
of course he played it up but he was in the wrong
i thought paula was one of the fly girls but i cold be wrong
i remember jim cary on in living colr as fire marshal bill
jack ass character who basically had the same punch line over and over
/smokin...herrrrr
the real hit was homie the clown and his quest against the man and bopping him on the head!
but those were funny shows and i wonder how it would play to todays audience?
/too woke, not woke enough...???
it seems like rb is under valued right now but i like the a.ekler deal for the dolts
he adds a lot to the offence and if they can stretch the field with their speed guys it offers herbert and wide range of options to throw to
#f'spanos
do you do the voice to txt baba? i tried it way back but never got into it
i follow the news but its not something i get too worked up about
/calls friends on phone and gets totally worked up about latest headlines!
 
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shithawk420

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Yeah didn't care for Jim Carrey in living color.liked homie the clown.homie don't play that! Bonk!
Yeah the GA smuggler is nothing new.what I wanna know is how they got all that shit in those tiny ass windows.we used to call it flying a kite but never got all that shit.mostly tobacco but I don't smoke.id smoke the weed though lol
 

pop_rocks

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you guys are right, how could i forget about jenny from the block?
yeah hawk hommie was the shit, it was all about his plan, to get to the man and bop him on the head
im just not a fan of this j.carrey guy
 

shithawk420

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Naw I liked the first Ace ventura though.saw that as a kid.pretty sure that was a real woman but who knows nowadays.your gun is sticking in my hip!I was only 10 when that came out.now 10 year Olds are.eh never mind stop myself right there
But movie was funny.kidnaping Dan Marino lol.technically the dolphins have the best record second to the bears.by one game.the bears lost one game in preseason in 85
 
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shithawk420

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don shulas dolphins are the only team to go undefeated hawk
17-0
i liked naked gun where regggieeee was the killer bot
long live the queen!
Haha Remer OJ Simpson was always getting wrecked and blown up in naked gun? Probably funniest part.what was that movie leslie Neilson was dick steel and his arch enemy was Andy griffith? I Remer the day they died.another piece of my heart died.it was so silly but with a joint and drink you gotta be stoned cold not to chuckle
 

Bababooey

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Yeah, having better quality Thursday night games would be fun, but for the people who have tickets it’s a pain to change their travel plans even with 28 days notice. Ah well, they might only flex one TNF game a season, on average. They've been flexing Sunday night football games for 10 years and on avg it's less than 2 games a season.

Didn’t Gwinnie sell candles that were based on the smell of her vagina? Ur right, that stuff she promotes and sells on Goop is overpriced yuppie crap, but I guess there’s a market for everything. Heck, there are purses and shoes that sell for over 10K, so I guess if ur that rich you gotta spend ur money on something.

Paula abdul was a laker girl (LA lakers cheerleader), then she became a pop star, later on was a host with America’s Got Talent with simon cowell where she seemed to be drunk/drugged half the time.

Voice to text is pretty convenient when it’s something that would be too long to write out, or maybe when ur driving (not recommended) but I do find that I have to go back and make corrections in the text so that removes some of the time savings you get. It helps if you know what ur going to say for the most part and speak clearly and concisely.

Jim carrey was over the top but he’s been like that in all of his movies, damon wayans was funny too. Now the wayans’ kids are making movies now, if that’s not enough to make u feel old…

They said the jail smuggling was through a broken window so im guessing it was steel bars with glass over it and the glass was broken so it was easy to slip stuff through the bars. If it was some kind of solid steel plate with holes in it instead of bars then yeah maybe you cant fit much through that.

The lady in the first ace ventura was sean young, she was in blade runner too, she was a baddie in her day for sure. Think she had some emotional issues afterwards and also was an alcoholic, she did the Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew. Never really watched that show but they had some well known stars on it. Maybe at her peak she could have drank both of you guys under the table, or nah?
 

pop_rocks

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im not trying to drink no lady under the table, maybe just a few drinks
she sounds like a minor star so maybe i would buy a couple more rounds to hear all her stories
dont you bad mouth paula! shes forever my girl

so much talent wrapped up in such a small bundle
xoxo
man, f' that jim carrey guy
yeah, every role is kind of the same
im this tight wound weirdo, and i say stupid shit!
hahahhahah, funny funny funny
he even tried doing serious roles, but kind of fell flat but who cares hes worth all the millions for being as joke!
/sorry baba, pops has been getting into the booze
 
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shithawk420

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hey jim carrey is a nut but he contort his face like no other.hes got a clint eastwood impression thats the best.and that serious movie he did was ok.he found a book and like everything he did was in the book.i can't remember the twist. Well I guess Tina turner died at 83.honestly thought she died a long time ago.
 

pop_rocks

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for some reason i just dont like him
i head about tina turner dying
she was one of the best and was kicking ass for decades! after leaving ike her career really took off
she had so much good inside her and such positive energy, even after what she went through
 

shithawk420

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I don't like him either.especally with the crazy talk he's saying.but come on.it reminds me of a trailer park boys episode.like when Ricky kidnapped Alex lifson.and then the accuse me, sorry Leahy of stealing the chicken.im glad to find out the Miami kicker ray finkle is a girl in real life.oh she's just my type.thats a body don't stop.
 

Bababooey

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I enjoyed carrey’s early career, like Hawk said ace ventura and his other movies were pretty entertaining, but like most hollywood stars after the first 10yrs of their career they start making a lot of crap.
Carrey might suffer from manic depression, his ex-wives said he’d go into bouts of depression, he admitted to being on prozac but not liking it because it just took the edge off his depression not really ‘cured’ it, and like u guys mentioned he gets so manic when acting you have to think he flips between depressed and mania.

At 83 tina lived a long life but yeah seems like she had a lot of health problems at the end (stroke, high blood pressure, cancer etc). She mentioned that the whole ike turner abuse thing is just a recurring source of pain to her, it’s what a lot of people remember her for but having to keep reliving it in interviews and interactions with fans was just like re-opening old wounds for her. Hopefully she’s at peace now.


Jim Lahey is “on top of the liquor”, he’s got a breathalyzer to make sure he keeps at a steady .12 instead of a .20 bac.
 

pop_rocks

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hahaha hes the monkey in charge of bananas!
wasnt jim carrey married to jenny maccarthy? that playboy model turned crazy eyed anti vaxer?
/yeah your kids are f'd up because of the vaccines, f'n weirdo
so it looks like the jets are working out the punt god kid who was charged with sexual crime, so i guess the charges were dropped? or was he found not guilty
he still could face a civil suit with has a much lower burden of proof but i could also see this as a sit show where they both try and drag eachothers names through the mud; each finger point how its the other one who is all the sloots
i hear they changes the kick off rules too, so now all fair catches on kickoffs are moved up to the 25 yard line
how long will it be before they just do away with the kick off all together?
 
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shithawk420

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Haha.love Leahy so much I made him my avi.miss him.i had a buddy that had one of those little breathalyzers.well I guess my BAC was so high I broke it.it didn't work after I used it.ill tell you i've blown .5 before though.that like death and coma.
 

Bababooey

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I don’t think they were married but they were together for a long time. Jim carrey was married to the actress lauren holly twice; got married, then divorced, then married again. Never understood how you can divorce a person and then marry them again but maybe the puss was that good.
Yeah, a lot of medical professionals blame jenny mccarthy and people like her for not having their children immunized vs measles/smallpox etc, which are actually starting to make a comeback in certain communities. I cant say whether she's right or wrong but most of the medical literature seems to be against her position that childhood vaccinations caused her child's autism.

Matt ariata I think hit an 80 yd punt in college, if he could do that in the nfl he would have been a special teams cheat code for sure. Yeah, turns out he wasn’t present when his victim said she was gang-raped, he probably didn’t even have sex with her so it’s sad if false accusations derailed his career last year. Maybe the bills will sign him again and actually win the superbowl for once.

Did you really blow a .50 Hawk? I initially found that hard to believe but I guess higher BAC’s have been recorded, like over 1.000 BAC’s have been documented. .40 is like considered borderline close to dying but .50 is no joke. Were u super drunk at that point or was that just a normal level of drunkeness? Ur hardcore my man...
 

pop_rocks

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im going to get me one of those machines! but i dont think i could blow a .50
i think anything over . 25-.3 is pretty good but ive been resurrected on many occasions so who knows
dont get me started on the anti vaxers and their weird ways, but im sure they have all kinds of proof backed by science
this kid was at a party i guess and some funny stuff went on in some back rooms
im not too up to speed on the whole trial but she cried rape and he was charged
/what about the other people present in the room? or did they not have nfl punter money?
weve seen it before where someone does something they regret and accuses all the boys of rape and i hope justice is served which ever way it goes
its a long weekend and they have crab on sale at the store! i might have to go and get some snow crabs
what are you eating hawk? got anything special on the menu
and how about you baba? you seem to find neat stuff to eat
 
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