You know you live in the country if......
exploziv pure dynamite Administrator Veteran Nov 6, 2016 #844 If the most fun you can have over the winter is having sex in front of a wood fire.
Brother Bear Simple kynd of man ICMag Donor Veteran Nov 6, 2016 #845 If your wood pile is bigger than all the "yards" the townies have. Or if your garden is bigger than the townies houses.
If your wood pile is bigger than all the "yards" the townies have. Or if your garden is bigger than the townies houses.
C CosmicGiggle Well-known member Moderator Veteran Nov 6, 2016 #846 exploziv said: If the most fun you can have over the winter is having sex in front of a wood fire. Click to expand... ...... and yer PARTNER is the one on the bottom!!!
exploziv said: If the most fun you can have over the winter is having sex in front of a wood fire. Click to expand... ...... and yer PARTNER is the one on the bottom!!!
B brown_thumb Active member Nov 6, 2016 #847 I hope you're not rubbing two sticks together to get that fire started.
9 99% Nov 8, 2016 #848 every person has hands that look twice as old as they do....and the one thing you never hear is "oooowwwwww, look, I got a blister today!"
every person has hands that look twice as old as they do....and the one thing you never hear is "oooowwwwww, look, I got a blister today!"
9 99% Nov 10, 2016 #849 and sadly, you can score Oxy or meth a whole lot easier than scoring an ounce of AAA bud
9 99% Nov 10, 2016 #850 if....when you visit a big city,the first things you notice are just how everyone is in a mad rush, the noisy din and how the air smells of car exhaust.
if....when you visit a big city,the first things you notice are just how everyone is in a mad rush, the noisy din and how the air smells of car exhaust.
Stoner4Life Medicinal Advocate ICMag Donor Veteran Nov 11, 2016 #851 & 100% homegrown at that....... the local body shop 'hablas' country
9 99% Nov 16, 2016 #854 noyd666 said: WHEN I SING AND NOBODY YELLS BACK SHUDDUP. Click to expand... No, but your dogs run off and hide with their paws over their ears when you sing Queen's "We are the Champions" in the shower. Talk about cruelty to animals!
noyd666 said: WHEN I SING AND NOBODY YELLS BACK SHUDDUP. Click to expand... No, but your dogs run off and hide with their paws over their ears when you sing Queen's "We are the Champions" in the shower. Talk about cruelty to animals!
MicroRoy Active member Nov 17, 2016 #855 I rember when my grandpa switched from having my uncles put up hay with pitch forks. Then upgraded to a tractor with a PTO and bought a square bailer.
I rember when my grandpa switched from having my uncles put up hay with pitch forks. Then upgraded to a tractor with a PTO and bought a square bailer.
Pinball Wizard The wand chooses the wizard Veteran Nov 17, 2016 #856 I remember the first & last time I tried throwing a square hay bale up on a wagon. (11 years old; with the upper body strength of a Keebler elf)
I remember the first & last time I tried throwing a square hay bale up on a wagon. (11 years old; with the upper body strength of a Keebler elf)
T t99 Well-known member Veteran Nov 17, 2016 #857 Hauling hay sucks with an elevator, even more without
S slownickel Active member ICMag Donor Veteran Nov 17, 2016 #858 When you walk around your property and you have to side step dog, bear and deer shit.
Bud Green I dig dirt Veteran Nov 17, 2016 #859 You know you live in the country if...... you know guys (and gals) who go noodling for catfish... ... Attachments catfish.jpg 16.4 KB · Views: 10 noodling.jpg 33.6 KB · Views: 15
You know you live in the country if...... you know guys (and gals) who go noodling for catfish... ...