You know you live in the country if......

[VERMONSTAH]

This is your driveway........

 

[Psyco G]

they all taste like chicken if you fry them right. but then, so does rattlesnake...

It wasn't as gamey as pheasant, it had a long breast to, which is nice, I like a long breast.

 

[Snook]

It wasn't as gamey as pheasant, it had a long breast to, which is nice, I like a long breast.

i'm in for firm.

 

[neverforget4/20]

Gamey + pertinent for me

 

[noyd666]

i'm in for firm.

 

[Robrites]

 

[armedoldhippy]

i thought EVERYONE knew that "growed" had a damn "e" in it...

 

[VERMONSTAH]

country gas station takes checks.......
The only canned goods left on the country stores shelves.......

 

[DuskrayTroubador]

If how much daylight is left is more important than what time the clock says it is.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......




you can justify spending $15 for 3 (very cool) shotgun shells

 

[MicroRoy]

If how much daylight is left is more important than what time the clock says it is.

I remember when dark and light were times.

Someone on the phone wanting dad. Mother said he will be home at dark.

Or at round up the green hand would ask what time do we start. The answer. We will be riding at light. The meaning. Saddle up when you smell breakfast cooking. We ride at dawn.Ready or not.

 

[Robrites]

 

[brown_thumb]

You know you live in the country when all your neighbors wave, smile and yell "HOWDY!!".

 

[DuskrayTroubador]

Had to be home by dark as a kid.

Then it was all about catching lightning bugs.

 

[GainGreene]

You know you live in the country when all 4 cops are sherrifs.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When you pack up the fam for a ride into town.

 

[GainGreene]

When folks think LOL means Low on Liquor

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if.......


....

 

[GainGreene]

Usually followed by "then you went too far."