You make a sandwich and put the mayo back in the cabinet instead of the fridge.
You get up to wake n bake before work, get nice and high, then show up there, you check the schedule and you forgot you were off that day.
Wow! It had to be the booze and zanax being mixed with the weed to make him forget like that, I mean he was FIRED...LOL. I could just imagine what the other workers thought when he arrived. Ha ha!!!A buddy of mine got so fucked up on booze and xanax one night, he went to his job at a bar, clocked in, and started working. Then they asked him what the hell was he doing there, he got fired from that job the week before. I've gotten a little forgetful on weed before, but not that bad.