you know when your stoned when...

[thirdeye]

you reboot your computer because your pointer froze then realize your finger wasn't on the mouse pad

 

[memphis man]

when you walk into another room to get something and can remember wtf it was you went after in the first place

 

[limegreensuit]

when you wake and bake and then decide to "check your email" and then you get lost in the interwebs and it's already 3pm

 

[Max Yields]

When you go to light that bowl and its already finished, yet some ashy remains are still there, but you light it anyhow without knowing and you take a hit that tastes like pure ass crack.

 

[Brother Bear]

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[kmk420kali]

Yesterday, we were trimming, and I tried to use the phone to change the channel on the TV!!

 

[Rusty420]

when you try to unlock the front door with your car alarm remote..

 

[ninja bud]

When you go into the bathroom to brush your teeth and you walk out with a razor in your hand. WTF!!!

 

[Classy@Home]

When I smoked cigs - I could tell I was really stoned by how many I had going at the same time, 1 in ashtray, 1 in hand, lighting a fresh one...

Now I know if I forget to keep puffing a joint or bowl - just come to, and realize I've been sitting there for who knows how long w/ a batch sitting waiting...

Or I forget whose turn it is - did I just puff, or should I hit before passing???

 

[silver hawaiian]

...When you're cooking and you crack an egg over the sink, then toss the shells in the mixing bowl.

 

[THC123]

when you lose your car

or when you drink a can of coke full of ashes for the umpteenth time

 

[guest8905]

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[WelderDan]

You know you are stoned when you realize you have half a joint stuck to your lower lip, you have a pile of ashes on your stomach and you've been staring at a TV that isn't even on for the past hour.

 

[BattleAxe]

drive over an hour to finally buy an item for a garden that you have scoured for and forget your wallet. DOH!

 

[HighDesertJoe]

You know your HiGh when after 4-5 big rips on the bong all's well in the world.

 

[ninja bud]

When I go fishing and I forget my fishing rods

 

[devilgoob]

You know you're stoned when you're so stoned, that you look at stones stoned, stoning stoners, stone-cold.

Scones.

 

[mpd]

When you find that you are going to have to vomit and that's amusing.

 

[Bobby Stainless]

When you sit at a "STOP" sign, and wait for it to turn green....

 

[m314]

When someone asks for your phone number, and you give them the first 3 digits before realizing you don't remember the whole thing. When you take out your phone to look up your own number, and you realize you can't remember the password to unlock the phone.