Yet another passing a drug test thread

[DiscoBisquick]

Sorry to beat a dead horse but I don't see any threads that ask about my particular situation on here. I am currently being drug tested for probation and have been clean for a couple months. I just had another negative test and went a little overboard this weekend.

I smoked a single hit on Friday, 4 hits on Saturday (separate sessions), 3 hits on sunday and a single hit monday night of some. Thats 9 single-hit sessions and I wasn't too worried b/c my next test is scheduled 40 days away.

Well I got a call from my PO and due to unforseen circumstances I am only 21 days out from a test!!! Am I alright? Its a probation test so I am a little worried about taking dilluting drinks as it may come up positive..

Am I in the clear here or am I in some trouble?

 

[DiiZZii3]

yes it will take around 7 days to get out of ur system if u've only been taking a couple hits here and there.

 

[greenmatter]

man do yourself a favor and stop smokin'. been there, done that, got burned, learned lesson the hard way. good luck

 

[StealthDragon]

Whatever method you take see if you can find yourself some home tests at a headshop. Might not be the exact test you'll be taking, but it might prove useful and you can't put a price on piece of mind.

I agree with greenmatter. stop smoking for now, it's only 21 days and it's worth the effort so that you're not relying 100% on some junk you drank. Also probation is serious shit...don't let them suck you back in! If it was just some bs job no big deal if you fail...there's other jobs out there.

21 days is a long time though..I'd probably just drink alot of healthy juices and antioxidant stuff and then check myself with a home test..if I was failing at about 15 days I'd go get some snake oil to drink, or fake piss or w/e you can get away with at that point.

 

[BigTex]

man do yourself a favor and stop smokin'. been there, done that, got burned, learned lesson the hard way. good luck

I heard that Greenmatter...me too! I've got a job interview on thursday and I've been clean for over two months. If I can do it you can too. Besides if you get popped you sure won't be doing any tokin where you'll be going.

 

[greenmatter]

I heard that Greenmatter...me too! I've got a job interview on thursday and I've been clean for over two months. If I can do it you can too. Besides if you get popped you sure won't be doing any tokin where you'll be going.

amen ...one step forward 6 months back ... probation is a bitch but i would rather have that time pass with me on the outside JMHO

 

[DiscoBisquick]

Yeah, I am not smoking anymore. I have so much to lose its not even funny. I am facing 3 years otherwise. I just noticed I had a 40 day window and said what the hell... No reason to torture myself, take weekend off from the good behavior..

 

[thing]

Alas, I have passed many tests in the past. Here is some solid advice:

"Lipid tissue makes a huge difference. Skinny users not only have a faster metabolism, but also lack storage for THC metabolites. Fat will cause a lag in excretion pattern, and lead to a longer detection time."

"Increasing metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. Physical activity can increase your metabolic rate as much as two thousand percent! Nothing beats proper training taken to an extreme. A high calorie diet is the next best way to increase metabolism. Consuming mass quantities of high calorie food will increase metabolic rate by up to 10 percent. On the contrary, a malnutritious, or light, diet could lower your metabolism by 10 percent. So exercise with intensity, and eat big."

http://www.drug-test-facts.com/drug-detection-times/

"Incorporate a healthy diet the week prior to your personal deadline. High fat foods, greasy foods (particularly butters, cream sauces, and fried foods) and junk foods have been shown to slow the detoxification process. Eat fiber rich foods, carbohydrates, vegetables and foods high in protein."

"But no heavy exercise within 24 hours of test."

"Try not to take your test first thing in the morning. This is when the contaminates are at their peak."

"Try to urinate before you arrive at your test location. Get the toxins out before the test."

"Utilize the middle of your urine stream for your sample. The beginning and end of your urine stream potentially has the highest levels of contaminates."

http://alwaystestclean.com/how_to_pass_a_drug_test.htm

Basically, drink tea, eat high fiber foods, take vitamins and avoid toxins. Exercise as much as possible and stay in shape, and avoid taking the test in the morning at all costs. Drink a couple liters of water right before you go. If the test is not sent to a lab, your chances of passing are much higher because the "dipstick" tests are less accurate.

Just quit smoking. Mother nature has a lot to offer aside from pot. Utilize your time now to grow other species!

If you're looking for a new buzz, I would recommend a legal alternative to pot called Sceletium Tortuosum. Sceletium Tortuosum is a succulent herb found in South Africa. The effects of the herb are very similar to pot, although more stimulating and lacking the "munchie" effect. The great thing is, you can grow it yourself, and girls love this stuff.. I call it diet weed.

A blue lotus/chamomile tea will do the trick for your stress, both of which you can grow at home.

Sorry for you bro, hope everything works out. Now go grow some diet weed, and make me proud!

 

[crazybear]

I don't know if it helped but I made some tea one time from a recipe that had golden seal & some other stuff & drank a bunch of water after a weekend of smoking some! Good luck!

 

[vta]

"Try not to take your test first thing in the morning. This is when the contaminates are at their peak."

"Try to urinate before you arrive at your test location. Get the toxins out before the test."

"Utilize the middle of your urine stream for your sample. The beginning and end of your urine stream potentially has the highest levels of contaminates."

That's almost word for word advice I got from a nurse that deals with testing.

OP...if you only took a few hits over a few days...and have 21 days before the test, you should be just fine....generally speaking of course. Especially if you follow thing's advice and eat right.

 

[Mukind]

When in doubt chug water, get the test to come back inconclusive and retest. I have had probation for many years and eventually just bought a whizinator right before they got shut down. But if you don't feel comfortable faking it ALWAYS OVER HYDRATE, guaranteed retest. Just don't do this to many times in a row they start to get suspicious. 3 weeks sounds like you have time anyway good luck. (I'm assuming these aren't the saliva tests)

 

[headiez247]

Yeah, I am not smoking anymore. I have so much to lose its not even funny. I am facing 3 years otherwise. I just noticed I had a 40 day window and said what the hell... No reason to torture myself, take weekend off from the good behavior..

I don't get why people do this.

I really hope you come up clean but shit man, do you fucking realize you just risked 3 years in jail just to smoke pot? wtf?

 

[Bobby Stainless]

I used to drink Suregel mixed with a 32 oz gatorade right before my tests and it beat the dip stick tests.

A long time ago, when I was a light smoker, I was able to beat tests by taking niacin. Shit sucks though. I would take it at night before bed, so I would sleep through the burning.

If you are right down to the wire and slick, you can use urinetheclear. I have used this with success. Court administered dt.

 

[BattleAxe]

Don't drink any funky concoctions. Do you have a headshop where you live? If so, go in and purchase a synthetic urine called Magnum. I have used this shit successfully 10/10 times.
Follow all the instructions and you will be fine. It's pretty fool proof. If you have a motivated PO who likes pecker check do yourself a favor and invest in a prosthesis.

Magnum works. I would be willing to wager my first harvest that you too can use it successfully.

http://www.ioffer.com/i/magnum-detox-2oz-synthetic-urine-kit-free-shipping-144684419

 

[Lawladash]

I'm due to get off in 3 days, I haven't smoked since I started. It's best to just chill and drink a six pack if you really want to be intoxicated in some way shape or form. Like other people have said, get some exercise, it'll help you feel better, and it will also help you burn off any THC storing fat cells that might be lingering.