You know they were smoking dope on their tour bus when they wrote that, right? And it was, to some extent, mocking some of the very people being paid tongue-in-cheek tribute in the song.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific...