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Florida man says syringes found in his rectum aren't his

Florida man says syringes found in his rectum aren't his

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Pinellas County deputies said the man told them the syringes weren't his and he doesn't know how they got there.



Deputies say a man had three syringes in his rectum while being searched at the Pinellas County Jail.
When Wesley Scott, 40, pulled the syringes from his rectum, deputies said Scott told them they were not his and he didn't know how they got there.
Scott had just been arrested on a warrant for a previous drug charge. Deputies say he's now facing an additional charge of introducing/possessing contraband in a county detention facility
 

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sorry Rob, I still have to "spread more reputation around before giving it to Robrites again"...

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Shouldn't he have popped out crawling in the opposite direction?

I have a bad feeling that baby is gonna grow up to be a real piece of shit..
 
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Woman steals credit cards, buys winning lottery ticket, gets arrested, police say

Woman steals credit cards, buys winning lottery ticket, gets arrested, police say

A 33-year-old woman hit it big in the lottery, but ended up on the losing end when the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary charged her with theft of a credit card used to purchase the winning ticket.
The woman was arrested when she tried to claim the winnings at Atlantic Lottery's office in St. John's. She now faces two counts of possessing a stolen credit card and five counts of fraud.
It all started last Wednesday, when police were called by a man who said his wallet was stolen.
His credit cards were used to make several purchases at stores in Paradise, including a lottery ticket that police said won "a large amount of money."
Police won't say precisely how much was won, but the woman didn't receive the money.
She was charged Thursday and released to appear in court.
As that investigation was happening, the RNC stopped the vehicle the woman had been a passenger in. A woman, 46, who was behind the wheel was ticketed for driving with a suspended licence and without insurance.
Police have impounded the vehicle.
It's not clear what will happen with the proceeds of the lottery win.
 

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Cannabis For Health: Not Ready For Prime Time

Cannabis For Health: Not Ready For Prime Time

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With the Super Bowl, something surprising happened. The organization called Acreage Holdings with John Boehner (former US House Speaker) on the Board of Directors, submitted a 30 second commercial expressing the value of families having access to ‘Medical Marijuana.’ It was not a commercial for any brand.

Perhaps needless to say, it was rejected. The NFL was not about to go against the dictates of the U.S. Federal Government; they know which side their bread is buttered.

A writer for Forbes Magazine, Mike Adams, said that their commercial does not represent what is actually happening with cannabis in the U.S. right now and I agree. He asserts that it is what’s called ‘adult-use’ (Think: getting high) that is exploding across the nation, not medicinal use. Yup, that’s for sure.

The writer also cites a recent Wall Street Journal Op-Ed, “If Weed is Medicine, So is Cannabis “ written by Dr. Peter Bach, a pulmonary physician at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center in New York. His claim is that if alcohol, like marijuana, helps someone experience less acute pain, both being intoxicants, then “if weed is a pain reliever, so is Budweiser.” [1]

Ah, I don’t think so but is it really any wonder?

I doubt most people know that it is the liquor control authority in each of the legal 10 states and DC for adult-use, that regulates cannabis.[2] In other words, the folks that brought you all the alcohol you could ever want, now bring you your cannabis. And we know how that has turned out for many of our friends and family.

As far as I can tell, such regulating bodies have but one thing in mind: increased revenue. So the more stoned you stay the richer liquor control boards get via their often exorbitant taxation on retail products (37% in Washington State, for example).

Translation? Using cannabis for health, Medical Marijuana, (the government name, not mine), just doesn’t make the big bucks, and apparently for credibility reasons. No problem!

A silver lining grows exponentially as we speak. Those of us who understand cannabis as a plant of many healing benefits, when used medicinally and holistically, are creating our own parallel universe: a sphere of influence, worldwide, made up of collaborative practitioners and users sharing and updating everything we know about all the ways to use the plant for non-toxic healing of the body, the mind and the soul.

Trust me; it’s way, way different than alcohol.

Here’s the Acreage Holdings commercial that got rejected for the Super Bowl.


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Source: https://www.naturalblaze.com/2019/01/cannabis-for-health-not-ready-for-prime-time.html


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5G

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20,000 5G satellites to be launched sending DANGEROUS BEAMS of intense microwave radiation ACROSS THE WORLD

In local urban communities there would be a 5G cell tower approximately every 500 feet along every street. As bad as these small cell towers might seem from the standpoint of constant exposure to radio frequency (RF) radiation in close proximity to the source, perhaps an even more alarming prospect will be the beaming of millimeter length microwaves at the earth from thousands of new communication satellites.

Public attention about 5G has been focused on the plans of telecom companies to install millions of small cell towers on electric utility poles, on public buildings and schools, on bus stop shelters, in public parks, and anywhere they want in national parks and on federally owned land.

In local urban communities there would be a 5G cell tower approximately every 500 feet along every street.

But perhaps an even more alarming prospect will be the beaming of millimeter length microwaves at the earth from thousands of new communication satellites.

The FCC gave approval to SpaceX on March 29, 2018, to launch 4,425 satellites into low orbit around the Earth.

The total number of satellites that is expected to be put into low and high orbit by several companies will be 20,000 satellites.

5G will use Phased Array Antennas to shoot beams of radiation at cell phones

These satellites will use the same type of phased array antennas as will be used by Previous generations of RF cellular communication used large antennas to send a blanket of radiation in all directions. The lower frequencies they used and the broad distribution of microwaves limited the numbers of cellular devices that could connect through an individual tall tower.

The much shorter length microwaves used for 5G will make it possible to use small phased array antennas to send and receive signals.

Phased array antennas consist of clusters of hundreds of tiny antennas that work together to shoot a ray of energy at a target just like a bullet. A cluster of these tiny antennas can be arranged in a 4 inch by 4 inch matrix.

The rays of microwaves they produce will be strong enough to pass through walls and human bodies. If they were not strong enough to do this, then everyone with a 5G smartphone would have to stand outside when using the devices.

Each 5G product will also have multiple phased array antennas which will be used to create a powerful beam of radiation back to the 5G devices mounted on electrical utility poles or toward a specific satellite in space.

These beams of radiation will also need to be strong enough to pass through walls and human flesh such as a hand or head to reach the intended destination.the ground-based 5G systems.

This means that they will send tightly focused beams of intense microwave radiation at each specific 5G device that is on the Earth and each device will send a beam of radiation back to the satellite.

This means that if you are in a crowded location, such as an airport or on a train, there will be hundreds if not thousands of invisible beams of radiation flying through the environment at the speed of light.

As people move in that environment, their bodies will be penetrated by numerous beams of radiation as they walk or as other people walk around them with their 5G smartphones.

5G phones will be much more powerful than previous phones

The effective radiated power of the 5G phased array antennas in phones will be 10 times more powerful than 4G phones.

No one will be free from exposure.

In addition, 5G beams of microwave radiation will be received and transmitted from new computer equipment, household appliances, and automobiles.

Stationary equipment such as Wi-Fi hubs in homes and offices will be permitted to use microwave beams that are 15 times stronger (300 watts) than the signals from 5G phones or 150 times stronger than 4G phones.

Why is 5G so much more dangerous than previous microwave communication systems?

Arthur Firstenberg, author, researcher, and advocate for limiting RF exposure from the environment, explains the analysis of 5G radiation that was published in Microwave News in 2002. He stated:


WHEN AN ORDINARY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD ENTERS THE BODY, IT CAUSES CHARGES TO MOVE AND CURRENTS TO FLOW.

BUT WHEN EXTREMELY SHORT ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSES ENTER THE BODY [5G], SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS: THE MOVING CHARGES THEMSELVES BECOME LITTLE ANTENNAS THAT RE-RADIATE THE ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND SEND IT DEEPER INTO THE BODY.

THESE RE-RADIATED WAVES ARE CALLED BRILLOUIN PRECURSORS.

THEY BECOME SIGNIFICANT WHEN EITHER THE POWER OR THE PHASE OF THE WAVES CHANGES RAPIDLY ENOUGH.

5G WILL PROBABLY SATISFY BOTH REQUIREMENTS. THIS MEANS THAT THE REASSURANCE WE ARE BEING GIVEN—THAT THESE MILLIMETER WAVES ARE TOO SHORT TO PENETRATE FAR INTO THE BODY—IS NOT TRUE.


5G satellites will fill the skies

These are the companies with the biggest plans to deploy satellites:

SpaceX: 12,000 satellites
OneWeb: 4,560 satellites
Boeing: 2,956 satellites
Spire Global: 972 satellites
Arthur Firstenberg describes the plans of corporations who want to use 5G technology. He states:

HONEYWELL HAS ALREADY SIGNED A MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING TO BECOME ONEWEB’S FIRST LARGE CUSTOMER—IT PLANS TO PROVIDE HIGH-SPEED WI-FI ON BUSINESS, COMMERCIAL, AND MILITARY AIRCRAFT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

SPACEX WOULD LIKE TO PROVIDE THE EQUIVALENT OF 5G TO EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET.
Ground-based 5G implementation

Ground-based 5G systems are already being implemented in dozens of major cities right now. Plans are being approved by hundreds of other cities, which will allow implementation in 2019 and beyond.

Cities do not have the right to “say no” to 5G. FCC regulations prevent cities from objecting on the basis of health concerns – they only can speak to issues of esthetics and the practical matter of the placement of equipment.

They are required to “say yes,” and they better do it quickly, or telecom companies will threaten them with legal action for obstructing their plans.

Satellite based 5G implementation

The first two 5G test satellites were launched by SpaceX in February of 2018. Hundreds of other satellites are expected to be launched in 2019. The full set of 20,000 satellites could be put in orbit during the next two years.

To put this into perspective, as of September 2017 there were 1,738 operatinEnvironmental catastrophe from rockets used to launch satellites

Rocket fuel is very destructive to the Earth’s ozone layer which protects us from the harsh effects of radiation from the sun. In 2017, there were 90 rocket launch attempts worldwide.

The rockets that use solid fuel produce massive ozone depletion. While rockets using liquid kerosene as fuel destroy less ozone, they release massive amounts of black carbon soot into the air, especially at high altitudes.

If the number of annual rocket launches increases by 10 or more times, which is likely under the plans these corporations have made, computer models suggest that the combination of ozone depletion and release of black soot could produce a 3 degree warming effect over the Antarctic and reduce the ozone in the world’s atmosphere by 4%.

Even though it will be possible for a single rocket to put multiple satellites into orbit, we are still talking about a 10 or 20 fold increase in environmental damage over what is being produced today.


The 5G satellites have a relatively short lifespan, perhaps only 5 years, which means there will be high numbers of rocket launches, not just in the next few years, but in every year for the foreseeable future.

Mercury-based rocket fuel could spread neurotoxins over the Earth

As bad as liquid and solid rocket fuels will be for the environment, Apollo Fusion is developing a mercury-based propulsion system for launching rockets.

These ion propulsion rocket engines use powerful magnets to push away small charged particles at high speeds, which generates thrust. NASA experimented with mercury ion propulsion in the 1960s, but abandoned the research.

Mercury is an extremely strong neurotoxin, which is harmful to all forms of life, especially humans.

The risks of an environmental catastrophe are monumental, because if there was a malfunction and one of these engines exploded, highly toxic mercury would be spread through the atmosphere and over the Earth.

All the talk from telecom companies about 5G being a panacea for environmental protection and energy conservation is quite ridiculous when we think about the environmental damage that will be created by any of the rocket engines they choose to use for launching their satellites.

Space junk will pollute the Earth

Each satellite will be the size of a small refrigerator and will weigh approximately 880 pounds.

With a life expectancy of only 5-years, this means there will be a massive amount of space junk orbiting the Earth.

Eventually, all those satellites will fall down to Earth and will burn up as they enter the Earth’s atmosphere.

All the hazardous materials in the satellites will be released into the air and will float down to the ground as dust or in droplets of rain.

Telecom companies are creating a worldwide disaster in the name of technological progress

5G is promoted as being the next great wonder in the plan to advance technology to create smart cities where everything and everyone is instantly connected in real time with no lags or lost signals.

Of course there will be a few costs.

Everyone will be irradiated with millimeter-size, non-ionizing radiation 24 hours a day with completely unknown health effects.

Studies designed to investigate harm from 5G will be completed many years after the 5G systems on the ground and in space are fully implemented.

At that point it is very unlikely that telecom companies would dismantle their systems even if it is shown that their technology is causing cancer and other diseases. They would just deny the risks.

They will tell us that the science was settled decades ago. They will tell us that evidence linking 5G to cancer and other diseases is just a conspiracy theory that only a few crackpots believe.
Millions of people will suffer from radiation exposure with symptoms such as headaches, weakness, brain fog, impaired ability to learn and reason, chest pain, and numerous other symptoms that will baffle most conventional physicians.

There is nowhere to hide from 5G radiation

Today, it is possible to live in a location that has reduced levels of microwave exposure. This is accomplished by choosing a living space that is far away from cell phone towers.

However, in the near future, it won’t matter where we live, because 5G will irradiate us wherever we happen to live or work.

Cities can’t say no to 5G implementation

FCC regulations have been structured in such a way that local municipalities cannot stop telecom companies from installing 5G. They are specifically prohibited from trying to delay or stop 5G implementation on the basis of health concerns. Their only recourse is to try to make the ground-based 5G system somewhat more esthetically pleasant.

Based on what has been happening around the country, telecom companies are sweeping aside local resistance and gaining approval for their 5G systems in rapid succession.

Can 5G implementation be stopped?

As far as I can tell, at this point, the only way that 5G will be stopped will be by congressional action. If enough people raise a stink with their elected officials, then perhaps 5G could be put on hold while studies are done to examine the true health risks.

Telecom investment in 5G has been massive. They are planning full implementation on the ground and in space in the next couple years. The time to object is now and not after hundreds of thousands of people become sick.

Be ready for 5G radiation even if you don’t want it!

Source: https://strangesounds.org/2019/01/5g-satellites-space-problem.html


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Colorado jogger strangles mountain lion after attack on trail

Colorado jogger strangles mountain lion after attack on trail

DENVER (Reuters) - A Colorado jogger strangled a juvenile mountain lion in the foothills of Horsetooth Mountain northwest of Denver, acting in self-defense after the predator attacked him, authorities said on Tuesday.

The man, who was not identified, survived the life-and-death struggle in the Horsetooth Mountain Open Space, a mountain park less than 70 miles (110 km) from Denver, officials said.

The man was running on a trail when the juvenile cougar attacked him from behind, biting and clawing his face, back, legs and arms, state and local officials said in a joint statement late on Monday.

During the struggle, the man strangled the wild animal with his bare hands, Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokeswoman Rebecca Ferrell said by phone on Tuesday.

“There was some wrestling going on and the cat did latch onto his arm but he was able to choke it,” she said.


The size of the cougar was unclear, Ferrell said, because other animals fed on the carcass before wildlife officers arrived. But it is believed it was a male.

The runner went to a hospital, officials said, with injuries that were serious but not life-threatening.

The remainder of the animal’s body was recovered near the trail, where the jogger had dropped some possessions, and taken to a Colorado Parks and Wildlife lab for a necropsy, officials said.

“The runner did everything he could to save his life,” said Mark Leslie, CPW Northeast Regional Manager. “In the event of a lion attack, you need to do anything in your power to fight back, just as this gentleman did.”

Mountain lion attacks have caused fewer than 20 fatalities in the United States in the past 100 years. Sixteen known attacks have occurred in Colorado since 1990, officials said.

“Mountain lion attacks are not common in Colorado and it is unfortunate that the lion’s hunting instincts were triggered by the runner,” Ty Petersburg, area wildlife manager for the CPW, said in a statement. “This could have had a very different outcome.”


Source: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-colorado-lion-attack/colorado-jogger-strangles-mountain-lion-after-attack-on-trail-idUSKCN1PU0UA


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NYC Health Department orders restaurants to stop selling food containing CBD

NYC Health Department orders restaurants to stop selling food containing CBD

NEW YORK CITY (WABC) -- The New York City Health Department is ordering restaurants and bars to stop selling food or drinks that contain the increasingly popular cannabis derivative called cannabidiol.

The health department said the order will continue until cannabidiol (CBD) is deemed safe as a food additive.

The department released a statement that read in part: "Restaurants in New York City are not permitted to add anything to food or drink that is not approved as safe to eat. The Health Department takes seriously its responsibility to protect New Yorkers' health."

City health officials began embargoing CBD in food products in January and is alerting restaurants about the action.

Officials say the health code requires any non-food item added to food be approved or generally recognized, among qualified experts, as safe under the conditions of its intended use.


Source: https://abc7ny.com/health/nyc-restaurants-ordered-to-stop-selling-food-containing-cbd/5122733/


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Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot

Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot

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PENSACOLA, Fla. - A Florida woman was arrested after she undressed and danced around a Waffle House parking lot before licking a stranger on the face.
Freedom Ryder Zobrist, 38, was arrested Monday in Pensacola on lewd and indecent exposure of sexual organs charges, as well as disorderly conduct, battery and assault, WEAR reports.




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According to the police report, a Waffle House employee asked Zobrist to leave the restaurant due to her behavior.
Zobrist later returned and verbally abused the employee. She also threatened to get a gun and shoot the man in the face along with all the restaurant's employees and customers.
Following the conversation, Zobrist walked to the parking lot and pulled down her pants, exposing her sexual organs. She then began dancing around in the parking lot.
With her pants still down, Zobrist walked up to the Waffle House employee and licked both sides of his face. A witness says Zobrist also blocked his vehicle inside the parking lot and danced naked in front of his car.
 
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